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Feb 4th, 2007 02:22 PM
Goat Cheese And I don't need the clue-solving sleuthing of that meddling Tom Hanks and his french girlie either.
Feb 3rd, 2007 10:14 PM
kahljorn lol at out of body..

GOAT CHEESE IS goign TO CRACK YOUR DAVINCI CODE DUDE
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:56 PM
Goat Cheese You'd better leave your body before I let out the secret to your sig.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:55 PM
Grislygus High brow?




I think this is the closest I've ever gotten to having an out-of-body experience.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:52 PM
Goat Cheese Your signature isn't as high brow as you thought buddy.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:51 PM
Grislygus Say What?
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:50 PM
Goat Cheese Im such an idiot I understand your the hilarity of your sig, G-rizzle guzzle.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:48 PM
Grislygus Okay, that was the source of the misunderstanding. You see, if I asked if Kung Fu Hustle was Bruce Lee's last film, becuase they're both Asian, people would assume that I was an idiot.

Edit: Too late.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:46 PM
xbxDaniel Gus, just walk away man. Just walk away.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:45 PM
Goat Cheese Jet Li= Asian

Drunken Wu Tang= Asian(?)

I put two and two together and formed that little bon mot.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:43 PM
Grislygus You misunderstand, I don't wish to be entertained, just to be educated in the fne intricacies of this joke.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:40 PM
xbxDaniel It wouldn't be funny even if Kahl hadn't explained it.
Feb 3rd, 2007 08:38 PM
Goat Cheese I'd explain but it would be nowhere near as funny as kahljorn's explanation.
Feb 3rd, 2007 06:09 PM
kahljorn
SPOILER ALERT

I think I get the joke. Because jet li gets drunk and kills that guy it's "DRUNKEN WU TANG VARGAS" and it's a big joke. Yea, well that guy died, and then his family killed his family and then killed themself and that's not a fucking joke. So fuck off, fucky. No joke there. OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF?
Feb 3rd, 2007 05:32 PM
xbxDaniel We are currently awaiting a reply, Goat.
Feb 3rd, 2007 05:23 PM
Grislygus I'm curious as to how this joke of yours makes sense. Please, explain it to me.
Feb 3rd, 2007 05:17 PM
Goat Cheese I'm sorry I forgot you can't recognize a joke.
Feb 3rd, 2007 05:05 PM
Grislygus ...The hell? Jet Li's last action movie was Fearless. He had absolutely nothing to do with Drunken Wu Tang. At all.
Feb 3rd, 2007 02:43 PM
Goat Cheese Drunken Wu Tang? Jet Li's last action movie?
Feb 3rd, 2007 01:59 PM
noob3 have anyone of you actually watched the movie 9-iron? it's asian

i havn't
Feb 3rd, 2007 12:42 PM
kahljorn you obviously didn't watch the opening for the first epsisode. Am i right? Of course. It could even be the ending of the first one, I don't really remember.
the ending of the second episode has him concentrating really hard, but it's not nearly as bad as the writing furiously thing. It reminds me of the opening to hellsing when that integral hellsing is arguing furiously.
Feb 3rd, 2007 12:13 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
I bet you guys would love to know that they're also turning it into a live action movie :<
Speaking of live action Asian flicks, every last one of you needs to watch Golgo 13: The Kowloon Assignment, because that shit is absolutely hilarious.

Not as hilarious as Drunken Wu Tang, but let's be honest, nothing is as hilarious as Drunken Wu Tang.
Feb 3rd, 2007 03:34 AM
Guitar Woman So anyway, that racial slurs database is pretty interesting
http://www.johncglass.com/racialslurs.htm

Did you know 9-iron is a very rude thing to call an asian person? Because I didn't.
Feb 3rd, 2007 03:27 AM
Guitar Woman oh shit for a second there I forgot about the ignore function

PROBLEM SOLVED
Feb 3rd, 2007 03:25 AM
RaNkeri oh SNAP!
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