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Sep 24th, 2004 01:43 PM
Big McLargehuge in the house of the lord no less
Sep 24th, 2004 01:42 PM
hawaiian mage Any one notice how the disgusting PEDOPHILE who commited disgusting RAPE hasn't yet responded to try and justify his disgusting DESIRE FOR CHILDREN?

Personally I find his disgusting cowardice as disgusting as his disgusting will for prepubescent flesh. Disgusting.

This whole thread is just DISGUSTING.
Sep 24th, 2004 12:21 PM
camacazio That icon makes the forums twice as fun.
Sep 24th, 2004 04:37 AM
FS *weep*
Sep 24th, 2004 12:10 AM
the[Hitman] I wasn't trying to get on your good side you ugly greek fuck.
Sep 23rd, 2004 06:36 PM
Helm Hey if you're mocking Terra to get on my good side I have to tell you that I wouldn't care less if something very heavy and hilarious fell on you, instantly crushing your pathetic little life out of of that disgusting husk of a fleshbag you call your body. Go eat a dick and pretend gay jokes are still in and totally scathing or something.
Sep 23rd, 2004 04:12 PM
the[Hitman] Don't worry Helm. I still love you.

The only insults Terra can come up with jump between sheepfucking or a random "fuck you".
Sep 23rd, 2004 11:00 AM
Supafly345 It came out of a cereal box.
Sep 23rd, 2004 09:13 AM
FS Supa, your new icon is hypnotizing. I can make the stars go left and right. Back and forth. Little to the left... now a little to the right. Now I'm making them jiggle!
Sep 23rd, 2004 09:10 AM
Supafly345 A sheepfucker joke! I haven't heard one of those since highschool when they still weren't funny!
Sep 23rd, 2004 07:54 AM
Terra And this is good for Helm. It'll give him something else to sodomize beside the sheep. After all [Hitman], dropping down on all fours will be a snap with Helm at your ass.
Sep 23rd, 2004 12:18 AM
Helm wow, the Hitman singlehandedly goes in the 'barely tolerable' list as opposed to the 'completely wortheless grating asshole' list with just one reply. Good work.
Sep 22nd, 2004 11:45 PM
hawaiian mage If you're 17 and she is 14 then that is STATUTORY RAPE my friend. You've just commited the dubious crime of PEDOPHILIA and probably will continue doing so for the rest of your life if you are not stopped.

Somebody jail this mad dog before he crosses the line and starts killin' 'em too! This is serious business!
Sep 22nd, 2004 11:02 PM
the[Hitman] I can just imagine how many birds you want rammed in your bush.
Sep 22nd, 2004 09:09 PM
Terra And this rams the point home that "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

Or some stupid shit like that.
Sep 22nd, 2004 09:03 PM
liquidstatik Both good points. So yeah.. I thought about it today at church and I dont think I want to go out with her.

Oh.. and also at church me and this 14 year old made out. :X

Sep 22nd, 2004 07:03 PM
Terra Your the one who determines the worth, not the rest of us. But a good rule of thumb is that if your thinking twice about it and questioning it, it probably isn't something you want overall.
Sep 22nd, 2004 06:42 PM
ziggytrix aw sorry man, i know to you 17 and 15 is world's apart, but 10 years from now you'll feel just as depressed as i do that you can't remember half the shit you thought was so rotten about being a teen.

i totally forgot where i was going with this. :senile

oh yeah, you're too young to be stressin that shit. go hang out with her and whatever, and be in all the teen love you want, but try to believe that it comes and goes, and you'll be ok no matter what happens unless you catch AIDS.
Sep 22nd, 2004 06:03 PM
Anonymous I have to side with mage on this one
Sep 22nd, 2004 05:56 PM
liquidstatik I'm 17. AND YEAH I CAN DRIVE.

And no im okay with girls.. no need for a guy.

Sep 22nd, 2004 04:40 PM
The Retro Kat Id say, give it time, and don't devote it to this broad till your older. Have some fun.
Sep 22nd, 2004 03:12 PM
ziggytrix but waitamin, aren't you 15 - do either of you even HAVE driver's licenses yet?!
Sep 22nd, 2004 03:11 PM
ziggytrix long distance relationships are dubious monsters.

they can be fun too. nothing says love like a girl crying cuz you have to drive 3 hours away!
Sep 22nd, 2004 02:27 PM
glowbelly problem solved!!
Sep 22nd, 2004 02:27 PM
Emu My girlfriend lived in Florida for the whole two years we were together, and then she moved up here and it was cool.
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