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Feb 17th, 2007 11:02 PM
Divisible by Waffle I used to get kicked out of the pool for hitting little kids with those things. I don't know why those asshole lifeguards made such a big deal of it; I was having FUN!!
Feb 17th, 2007 10:09 AM
Fathom Zero Those noodles are like giant foam straws you can hit people with and leave huge red welts on their backs.

I have many.
Feb 16th, 2007 01:32 PM
liquidstatik it makes it prrty ;o
Feb 15th, 2007 08:55 PM
Chojin grislygus made me lol ;<

also that dude's pool is totally filled with skylite
Feb 6th, 2007 12:26 AM
Sacks My experiences with funoodles always end in blood or tears, those things sting like the dickens when someone gets a good wack at your face.
Feb 5th, 2007 10:01 PM
xbxDaniel I was really hoping you wouldn't wander your way here.
Feb 5th, 2007 09:35 PM
Noodles I SHALL NEVER BRING KNIFE TO A GUFIGHT.
Feb 5th, 2007 09:29 PM
Noodles I wish I was as fun as fun noodles
Feb 5th, 2007 06:16 PM
Grislygus Whoops, sorry.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus View Post
"Local Joe Nobody, checking out the noodles in the pool section, said he heard about the Lama rampage but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his floaties, as he had taken swimming lessons Friday morning.


"I'm overwhelmed with it," he said as he swam around the mall without inner tubes for the first time in years."
Feb 5th, 2007 05:32 PM
xbxDaniel That doesn't have anything to do with Noodles Gus, what are you talking about?
Feb 5th, 2007 11:34 AM
Grislygus
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Stephen Paugh, checking out a T-shirt display, said he had heard about the swordsman but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his vision, as he had undergone cataract surgery Friday morning.
"I’m overwhelmed with it," he said as he looked around the mall without glasses for the first time in years.


The hell? This reads exactly like the randomly generated newspaper articles in Sim City 2000.




"Local Joe Nobody, checking out a drink at the Orange Julius stand, said he heard about the Lama rampage but considered it an isolated incident. He was more excited about the improvement in his spatulas, as he had undergone chemotherapy Friday morning.


"I'm overwhelmed with it," he said as he skipped around the mall without kidneys for the first time in years."
Feb 5th, 2007 10:32 AM
EisigerBiskuit I took the liberty of sucking on one end of the noodle and choking on the liquid. I nearly died!
Feb 4th, 2007 11:47 PM
xbxDaniel
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Originally Posted by Sam View Post
When I had a pool I used to do that with funnoodles all the time.
I found it easier to just float on my back.
Feb 4th, 2007 11:10 PM
zeldasbiggestfan I like ones with holes so I can shoot water out of them.
Feb 4th, 2007 10:55 PM
Sam When I had a pool I used to do that with funnoodles all the time.
Feb 4th, 2007 09:40 PM
GADZOOKS that might me the time of his life
Feb 4th, 2007 07:58 PM
xbxDaniel He looks like he is having fun.
Feb 4th, 2007 07:56 PM
Esuohlim Since I have you on ignore this thread is now about fun noodles ok

Feb 4th, 2007 12:23 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog
Bringing a knife to a gufight

http://www.herald.ns.ca/Metro/556773.html

onlookers refuse to disperse after police tell them to so they got video of the police tasering an asshat who stole a sword and terrorized a sears.

Norma Jean (who wrote the song knife in a gunfight) unavailable for comment.

I tell you if we don't try to find work for Ninjas Chuck Norris put out of business this will only happen more.

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