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Sep 4th, 2008 01:19 AM
kahljorn one time somebody told me that at some point in life you learn that everybody is a dick and just wants to screw you and you can either get mad or just let it go so I said that if these bitches ever double-crossed me I'd punch them in the face of their dick face!
Aug 31st, 2008 07:35 PM
executioneer no its a vet
Aug 31st, 2008 06:22 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Is this Zeldasbiggestfan?
Aug 31st, 2008 06:08 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by Bod View Post
Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this.
1. People often commit suicide BECAUSE they just killed their family.

2. Meh, gotta' kill something.
Aug 31st, 2008 05:37 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand.

So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick.
Just when I start to miss Baltimore...
Aug 31st, 2008 05:22 PM
Bod Why is it that when some people want to commit suicide that they feel obliged to shoot their family first? I have recently begun to wonder about this.
Aug 30th, 2008 11:12 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Make sure you take your bike seat too. My friend had her bike seat stolen and it was a rough ride home without it.
Aug 30th, 2008 10:41 AM
Chojin Last time we drove through the city, we saw this young black gentleman strolling down the sidewalk, proudly carrying a bike with no tires in one hand.

So, I'd recommend you don't do the tire trick.
Aug 30th, 2008 02:23 AM
wobzire My bike got stolen out of my backyard today too! Both tires were flat.
Aug 30th, 2008 01:07 AM
DevilWearsPrada The basement of the alamo.
Aug 30th, 2008 12:49 AM
Evil Robot Wouldn't it be funny if the person who stole it bombs a recruiting center like that other guy did in Times Square and they blame you and send you to Guantanimo? Shit, that would make this day seem like fun.
Aug 29th, 2008 01:18 PM
McClain My old Asshole Mentor (Prof. Shamus Tweed) once told me that, "People only suck if you're a sucker."

While that's not much solace for you G, it seems topical. ( ;
Aug 29th, 2008 01:00 PM
Esuohlim I've lost three bikes for three different reasons during my first year at school.

I decided not to get a fourth one on account of spooky curse
Aug 29th, 2008 12:10 PM
Dr. Boogie Well people do suck, there's no getting around that.

Just get a U lock for your next bike. Or keep your bike/front tire in your apartment/slash dorm.
Aug 29th, 2008 11:31 AM
Hugh_Bristic
Weeping for Humanity (and Myself)

This morning I woke up, made breakfast, made up my bed, showered and did my hair.* I then left half an hour early to go to a one-hour class, whereupon I discovered my bike (and sole transportation) had been stolen. I laughed thinking "Man, that sucks" and promptly walked to the bus stop four blocks away. I missed the bus. I missed class. And as I walked back, I sobbed my eyes out. It sucks that I'm screwed; it sucks I lost $250; it sucks I'll have to spend more money I don't have; it all around sucks. But I cry because I realized people suck. They're mean and rapacious and cruel.

Stay tuned for my next installment entitled "The Price of Friendship is $428.50."

*I also brushed my teeth; and if you must know, my hair looks great!

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