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Oct 9th, 2008 01:14 AM
DevilWearsPrada All you need is, my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss
Oct 9th, 2008 01:14 AM
DevilWearsPrada I got somethin' and it goes thumpin' like this
Oct 7th, 2008 07:44 PM
Sam JUST JOT ME DOWN ON YOUR TO-DO LIST, UNDER "PUT OUT LIKE A FIRE" :WINK
Oct 7th, 2008 07:07 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost You should start looking on the internet for guys. I know a place chock full of good choices.

:Imockery
Oct 7th, 2008 10:49 AM
dirtyxblondexdame woah. in response to all that.........

-- no, i'm not a pedophile. i like guys my own age or older. the youngest guy i've ever hooked up with was 20 and i was 26. i still see him from time to time, at least he's 21 now

-- i don't expect every guy i hook up with to fall in love with me. i do, however, expect guys to stop pretending like they want to date me if they only want to hook up with me. I am very honest, and i expect the same from whoever i am with (in whatever capacity). i can't stand when guys tell me they want to date me, which opens the door for me to actually be interested in someone, only for them to turn around and ignore me after we hook up. if that's all they wanted, i would have been fine with that. most guys make the mistake of thinking that i need to believe that they want to date me for me to put out. not true.

-- i don't consider myself an outcast, bejeebus, just always thought i'd be settled down and probably married with kids by now. not due to anyone else's expectations, just my own. and besides, the whole casual dating/friends with benefits thing is just getting old. and i already have a cat. no more animals.
Oct 6th, 2008 10:21 PM
Bejeebus BAMF's advice is the best I've heard in a long time. I'm 29 and I live in Utah for Bejeebus sake! If you are single and over 23 you are an outcast and a reject. There comes a point though when you realize that you are better off not being in a serious relationship. Basically because you can do whatever the Chuck you want when you want and have fun doing it. Just make sure you establish your boundaries up front, then they can never say you weren't being honest with them. Ohh, and get a dog...
Oct 6th, 2008 10:15 PM
Badgers ate my FaCe
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
There are states that you can hump 16 year olds I think.
As long as it's legal. If she wants to break herself a couple of wild young studs, more power to her. Just make sure it's legal, they'll come after her these days.

After that, break out the Hersey's syrup and whipped cream. Go wild. No one's keeping score.
Oct 6th, 2008 10:12 PM
Tadao There are states that you can hump 16 year olds I think.
Oct 6th, 2008 10:08 PM
Badgers ate my FaCe
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I think BAMF got his life in enough order to give out advice!

Good job! Your still married right?

Just joking, glad to see you back.
Ha! You remember that. Yes, I pulled it out. In the end, I just let it go and just kept on plugging through. With a few rough spots here and there, it seems to be over, but of course, the cycle will start again.

But yeah, I would totally say that if you're single, do what you want to. You only live once. Just don't molest kids or anything. Make sure that meat's aged about 18 years!!!! And ask for ID, fuck these smart kids today trying to trick people up. Get notarized copies of the birth certificates.

Then hump away!
Oct 6th, 2008 09:38 PM
Pub Lover Dude, what if she is a paedophile, and you just told her to go molest kids? YOU'RE A MONSTOR FOR THAT ADVICE! OMG, I'MMA CALLING THE POLICE!
Oct 6th, 2008 09:37 PM
Tadao I think BAMF got his life in enough order to give out advice!

Good job! Your still married right?

Just joking, glad to see you back.
Oct 6th, 2008 09:27 PM
Badgers ate my FaCe
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Originally Posted by dirtyxblondexdame View Post
oh i'm the girl that puts out. believe me. i think that's the problem is that i put out too soon.
There's nothing wrong at all with "putting out". You're independent, single, probably decent looking, who says it's not ok? Just don't think every guy you sleep with is gonna love you, most of them are not and will make you feel like crap. USE them! Use them for their dick and move along. Don't be unsafe, but have fun. Don't be ashamed to have fun. Don't go around ANNOUNCING it, be discreet, but do what you feel is right. It sounds like you're a very active lady, you like to have a good time with good ol boys, and that's that. What's wrong with THAT?

By the way, what're you doing later tonight....? =)

Just kidding, but seriously, don't let what others think affect your personal pleasures. They're YOURS, not theirs. Just don't get attached to the dude, he just wants to get laid as much as you. You'' recognize the right guy when you run across him.

Hope this helps!
Oct 6th, 2008 07:56 PM
LordSappington Now wait a minute, because you have failed to get into a relationship for a year now, that makes the BOYS dumb? You gotta meet us halfway, you know.
Oct 6th, 2008 04:25 PM
dirtyxblondexdame oh i do. i forget how to speak normally sometimes because i look at icanhascheezburger.com too much.
Oct 6th, 2008 04:13 PM
Sam I HOPE YOU PUT OUT BETTER THEN YOU FORM SENTENCES.
Oct 6th, 2008 04:09 PM
dirtyxblondexdame and apparently i forgot how to properly form a sentence too.
Oct 6th, 2008 04:09 PM
dirtyxblondexdame oh i'm the girl that puts out. believe me. i think that's the problem is that i put out too soon.
Oct 6th, 2008 03:42 PM
Sam I was about to say, you probably don't give enough head.
Oct 6th, 2008 03:03 PM
Pub Lover But do you swallow?
Oct 6th, 2008 02:52 PM
dirtyxblondexdame i wish i didn't have reason to post here. but i do. i suck.
Oct 6th, 2008 02:28 PM
Esuohlim Fuck I wish I was dumb enough for the loveline forum
Oct 6th, 2008 12:17 PM
dirtyxblondexdame HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no gentle goat herders for me. I like actual rednecks. it's weird, maybe because all we have here are guidos and metrosexuals.
Oct 6th, 2008 12:15 PM
Grislygus Are we talking actual rednecks here? As in, "I will lecture you for a full fifteen minutes on why 7-11 hot dogs are the best god damndest food on the planet, they gots chili and jalapeenos and sour cream and all the fixins on it"? Or are we talking a seventeenth century crappy romance novel fantasy involving the lost, weeping noblewoman and the gentle goat herder?
Oct 6th, 2008 12:07 PM
dirtyxblondexdame is it wrong that i like rednecks?

i think so.
Oct 6th, 2008 12:03 PM
Grislygus Middle of nowhere gets rednecks that hold the exact same opinions as those who you would flee in disgust

Quit complaining, snag a spineless motherfucker and whip the everloving bejesus out of him
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