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Jan 5th, 2012 09:08 AM
Kitsa
Jan 5th, 2012 12:16 AM
Zhukov Yeah, and the army is receiving more than most people. The entire population is living off rations, and the vast majority receive nothing.
Jan 3rd, 2012 02:38 AM
Kitsa I'm constantly amazed that their system manages to keep a chokehold on soldiers willing to carry out all of the executions. The documentary I just watched (Kimjongilia) featured an ex-soldier defector who described the military as being on starvation rations, receiving a small lump of pork on Dear Leader's birthday and having uncontrollable diarrhea because their bodies no longer knew how to digest it. A woman who was a dancer in the propaganda films told how she had to puff up her clothes to make it look as if she weren't starving, and march around singing things like, "What will we do with all this bountiful harvest?"
Dec 30th, 2011 10:28 PM
Zhukov Definitely doesn't matter.
Dec 30th, 2011 06:06 AM
Colonel Flagg Does it really matter who is actually in the position of "dear leader" at this point? If he did anything else other than continue the recent rhetoric, he would be dead of a fatal cold.
Dec 30th, 2011 01:21 AM
dextire Looks like any hope this guy would be better is gone.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...7BT04S20111230
Dec 26th, 2011 05:22 PM
MailCall The latest on the new "supreme commander."

http://articles.cnn.com/2011-12-24/a...ncy?_s=PM:ASIA
Dec 25th, 2011 09:41 PM
Zhukov Fair enuf. Probably would stabilise things, but man, can you imagine the carnage?
Dec 25th, 2011 09:34 PM
Dimnos No I mean "stabilize" in the american since.
Dec 22nd, 2011 10:07 PM
Zhukov Actually, China is doing quite a lot. Short of just taking over the place, they are influencing the economics of the region enough that pockets of government sanctioned "free market zones" exist in the north of DPRK. If things continue as they are, (although that can't be assured) eventually DPRK will be very similar to China as far as economic structuring goes. The ruling elite in DPRK can see that the best way to stay in power/luxury is to give up on a Stalinist vision of socialism in one country, and just turn to capitalism like China when nobody is looking

China is already outsourcing manufacturing to factories in DPRK, and the government there is desperate for the chance to give it's citizens actual work to do that doesn't involve pruning grass or washing concrete. North Korea is on track to be the cheaper, smaller, more brutal version of China.
Dec 22nd, 2011 11:33 AM
Dimnos Not that they ever would but I really wish China would do something. You know like "stabilize" the region.
Dec 19th, 2011 09:41 PM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot II View Post
Somebody must remember Kim Jong Eun from high school. He went to a boarding school and most likely had a roomate. We need to locate this person and ask thier opinion of him.
He probably had no idea who he was.
Dec 19th, 2011 09:09 PM
Colonel Flagg He had balls, but no taste.
Dec 19th, 2011 08:33 PM
Sacks I wish the other son who got put on the shitlist for trying to escape to Tokyo Disney was next in line.
Dec 19th, 2011 05:41 PM
Evil Robot II Somebody must remember Kim Jong Eun from high school. He went to a boarding school and most likely had a roomate. We need to locate this person and ask thier opinion of him.
Dec 19th, 2011 01:52 PM
Colonel Flagg Kim the younger doesn't look like much - a little portly with relatively little presence. If I were a military general in the People's Army, I'd seriously consider giving him a "fatal cold".
Dec 19th, 2011 10:58 AM
Zhukov It's probably a rather large coincidence that they already are.


Kim Jong Un wont take over just yet, a committee of upper echelons will run things for now, and I couldn't tell you if that means any changes are ahead. Most likely not, apart from the slow and constant change to a similar capitalist market that China has, over the next decade or two.

South Korea or USA wont encourage any rocking of the boat. Their aim is to keep NK ticking along without blowing anyone up, but they certainly don't want any political upheaval, or worse, a re-unification.
Dec 19th, 2011 09:06 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Hopefully they start electing their leaders by the current starcraft 2 champion.
Dec 19th, 2011 08:03 AM
Kitsa
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