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Feb 18th, 2003 05:26 PM
I am Mexican Jewish I'll be damned. I think Ron Jeremy is jealous of my backyard's size.
Feb 18th, 2003 01:08 PM
Les Waste It got really warm today -- like 39 degrees

Which means the ton of snow that has been falling for two straight weeks is melting. And nothing is more depressing than a landscape completely covered in half melting snow.

Especially when most of the snow is that gross black color that snow gets when people drive over it

What a depressing day
Feb 18th, 2003 10:33 AM
AChimp George, convert your sink into a make-shift bidet. You'll save on rags and your kid won't have to face the horrible pain of a flaming anus.
Feb 18th, 2003 10:26 AM
george 18 inches of snow, stuck on the top of a hill with three kids and wife. one kid has chronic diaherria, and has used every available piece of paper (half a case of charmin, well over a thousand napkins) and is now using a "poop rag".

oh yeah, i am out of cigarettes and the rottwieler keeps attacking the cockerspaniel for trying to have sex with her.

i completely understand jack nichlsons point of view in the shining.
Feb 17th, 2003 05:04 PM
mburbank I'm up in Vermont, and it hasn't snowed that much, but we'd been planning to travel home to Massachusetts today and decided not to.
Feb 17th, 2003 04:37 PM
Les Waste None of you could handle Wisconsin

Saturday I was walking the dog and it was so fucking cold outside that it burned. And this was at about 3 pm, when it was the warmest.

And there is ice everywhere. I wish the goddamn university would bother putting some salt down
Feb 17th, 2003 04:20 PM
Rongi
Feb 17th, 2003 04:19 PM
whoreable amen.
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Pipe Shop
Feb 17th, 2003 03:53 PM
ItalianStereotype
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
Just you wait. When you're bitching about how hot it is this summer when it's like 90 degress, I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!
and I will laugh at YOU when it gets to be 145* down here...then i will probably pass out :/
Feb 17th, 2003 03:50 PM
Carnivore I heard predictions of 18" - 24" this morning. This especially sucks for me because I agreed to work at 8:00 PM tonight before I knew it was going to snow
Feb 17th, 2003 02:47 PM
Protoclown Just you wait. When you're bitching about how hot it is this summer when it's like 90 degress, I WILL BE LAUGHING AT YOU!!!
Feb 17th, 2003 02:45 PM
AChimp I LAUGH AT RICHMOND, TOO.
Feb 17th, 2003 02:31 PM
slavemason Why can't it ever rain chicken wings or something? Frogs are too damn chewy.
Feb 17th, 2003 02:18 PM
whoreable everytime it rains toads somewhere I just have to think. goddamn what pussies, that is nothing
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Herbalaire
Feb 17th, 2003 02:05 PM
Protoclown Aren't you going to laugh at Richmond, Chimp and tell us what a bunch of pussies we are because we aren't equipped to handle snow?

Man, I laugh at those fuckers in Egypt every time they get an inch of that white stuff they've never seen before. It's like, "Hey! Buy some snow plows, you fucks!"
Feb 17th, 2003 01:57 PM
AChimp Borneo is a mysterious land full of wonders and snow.
Feb 17th, 2003 01:56 PM
Rongi
Quote:
Originally Posted by slavemason
Rongi, did you get the window fixed in your car? 15" of snow in the seat would make for some cold cross buns. If you weren't the guy that had his windows shot out, disregard this post or commence to giving me grief. We got a whole inch of sleet. THE SKY IS FALLING!
Yeah I got it fixed. And I had to pay for it instead of those damn kids

And chimp, I didn't know it snowed in BORNEO
Feb 17th, 2003 01:54 PM
CrapOnAStick I almost had a heart attack out there......well maybe not but my chest hurt.
Feb 17th, 2003 01:49 PM
Protoclown We got a couple of inches of snow and a thick sheet of ice and sleet under it. Richmond is pretty much completely shut down, and my office is closed because I don't have to go to work.

That's the one good thing about living in the south...it doesn't take much!
Feb 17th, 2003 01:47 PM
AChimp I laugh at your pathetic 15 inches of snow.
Feb 17th, 2003 01:04 PM
slavemason Rongi, did you get the window fixed in your car? 15" of snow in the seat would make for some cold cross buns. If you weren't the guy that had his windows shot out, disregard this post or commence to giving me grief. We got a whole inch of sleet. THE SKY IS FALLING!
Feb 17th, 2003 12:54 PM
ItalianStereotype 62* outside for me...
Feb 17th, 2003 12:52 PM
CrapOnAStick There is a ramp in my backyard because of the snow. Windows are covered with snow. That's how bad the snow is here.
Feb 17th, 2003 12:48 PM
Rongi :jawdrop
Feb 17th, 2003 12:45 PM
Ninjavenom 20. :P
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