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Apr 8th, 2003 03:56 PM
Skulhedface So that means Vince= Frankenposter?
Apr 8th, 2003 03:12 PM
mburbank I'm only trying to goad him back to life.
Apr 8th, 2003 12:10 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by mburbank
Cannon fodder has a more complete understanding of sentence structure.
Easy there, big fella! Only so many nails are needed to secure a coffin. Some ... not me, but some ... may see this as overkill.
Apr 7th, 2003 02:52 PM
mburbank Cannon fodder has a more complete understanding of sentence structure.
Apr 7th, 2003 09:36 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by Protoclown
Seeing Burbank in action is just inspiring.

I have been gone for a few days and I am glad to see that Vince has returned.
Vince = Max Cannon Fodder
Apr 6th, 2003 01:40 PM
Protoclown Seeing Burbank in action is just inspiring.

I have been gone for a few days and I am glad to see that Vince has returned.
Apr 4th, 2003 03:49 PM
glowbelly well, i'm durn glad that i've never been quite that special.
Apr 4th, 2003 03:17 PM
mburbank It takes a special person, and it's a short list.
Apr 4th, 2003 02:46 PM
glowbelly i when max gets going on someone. i really do.
Apr 4th, 2003 02:04 PM
mburbank "And I have defended myself with weapons before. It is none of your business why or how I did it."

But every other damn thing about you is, from lap dances to boob squeezing to submarine letters to carb intake to what concerts you fainted at to your B.B. gun trophy to the name of the sandwhich you like to the weight you've lost to the chembio unit? But THIS is none of my business? WHY, Vince? Did you cold cock some old lady from behind for a candy bar? Now you're SHY? I am so sorry, but what a massive, steaming pile of bullshit. At least do me the service of coooking up one of your highly implausible tales of heroism. What ahppend to "I'm cocky becuase I can back it up"? C'mon, fess up , Vince, I totally promise not to ask you to post the key to the city the mayor gave you for busting up that crack ring.

"I could care less about Max's acomplishments, to be quite honest."

So why'd you ask then, punkin? Are you 'escairt' I might be able to 'back something up'?

"When I was 8 to 11 years old, I used to shoot B.B. and Air Rifle competion. "

That's swell. I don't see why you can't scan your brownie sash so we can see the merit badges.

"As for hunting... everything huts. So its called life."
S'funny. Cause if that were a true statement, I think they might call it 'hunting' instead of some other word that means something else. But hey, I gotta go. There's a really excitting program on TV about cows stalking GRASS and their own CUD. After that, there's great HORROR movie on where deer overrun our Towns and CITY EDGES! Can't you not be stupid about ANYTHING? Is your stupidity some kind of community service? Did a judge sentence you to five years of being the village idiot? GOOD LORD, VINCE, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! AND STOP HUNTING THE PROUD VEGGIE DELIGHT! IT IS NEARING EXTINCTION!
Apr 4th, 2003 12:24 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
i agree with everything you just said, but i still can't swallow the respectful part of it.

it seems more like a nasty necessity to me.
Oh ... you're arguing syntax. I can see your point, though. There are some guys that like the "thrill of the chase" or whatever. I'm not now nor have I ever been one of those. If you're hunting humans ... LOL ... you better be doing so respectfully but deer ... not a lot of honor in that. Now something where the footings a little more equal like those crazies that go up to Alaska to hunt bear and bull moose ... you BETTER treat those animals with respect or they'll have your ass. Even then, though, it's not exactly equal.
Apr 4th, 2003 12:21 PM
VinceZeb I could care less about Max's acomplishments, to be quite honest.

As for hunting... everything huts. So its called life. IF we didn't hunt deer, the population would explode and they would overrun the small towns and the city edges.
Apr 4th, 2003 11:34 AM
glowbelly i agree with everything you just said, but i still can't swallow the respectful part of it.

it seems more like a nasty necessity to me.
Apr 4th, 2003 11:26 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
there's nothing respectful in killing a deer.

.
There are a lot of reasons that hunting deer is more humane than pushing them from their land with housing developments, letting them starve, or letting them get hit by cars (and they do by the tens of thousands in Michigan) but that's beside the point. I'm against animal abuse as much as anyone but if someone follows the limits set by the DEQ in Michigan which are heavily researched and use the full yield of the kill, I see nothing wrong with that. I'm assuming you may be a vbegetarian and I'll probably never convince you any differently from what you believe but there is a BIG difference between abuse and conscienscious hunting with respect towards conservationalism ... not that I hunt anymore ... just saying.
Apr 4th, 2003 11:11 AM
glowbelly there's nothing respectful in killing a deer.

as for max's accomplishments, vince? you're a complete moron for trying to one up him there.
Apr 4th, 2003 11:05 AM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by punkgrrrlie10
1. hunting for sport is gay
Under the context of the "for sport" stipulation, I agree. I have however, met a lot of hunters that enjoy a variety of outdoor activities and are not only conscientious hunter's but also avid conservationalists who do a lot to preserve wildlife, ect. If someone goes out, as a hunter and follows the rules and sticks to the limits set by the DNR, I can respect that. It's the "Joe Six-Packs" that know nothing about their natural environment, litter, kill past the limit and, in general, break every law of conservation that get me angry and give respectful hunters a bad name. To me, it's all in how you approach it and the respect you give to the activity.
Apr 4th, 2003 10:38 AM
VinceZeb Now Max, I know you are busy being covetous and all, but you can quit counting your money for a minute to understand common sense.

I said I used to shoot back when I was younger. When I was 8 to 11 years old, I used to shoot B.B. and Air Rifle competion. As I got older, I used to shoot rifles, shotguns, and pistols. And no thanks, I'd rather not. It would involving me having to find a camera. Why don't you do a quick scan of some acomplishments of yourself, sir?

And I have defended myself with weapons before. It is none of your business why or how I did it.
Apr 4th, 2003 09:47 AM
mburbank Vince too! He recently felt a boob, watched a lap dance, took a 'hot li'l latino' out and dated a beautiful black woman for very nearly a year!

Vince. You DID'T answer my question at ALL, SHOCK!! You claim you know hav experience of using a weapon to DEFEND YOURSELF! Were you viciously attacked by a PELLET GUN TARGET?

Can I just say that competetive B.B. and Pelet gun competition, if any such thing exists, is the most limpwristed nancy boy sport I can think of aside from unlimmited weight class cross dress croquet in which you undoubtedly excel.

Can you do me a favor and scan some of your Skeet and Target trophies and post them? I mean, not that I think your a compulsive liar or anything, I just like trophies, and seeing as you have no submarine letter, it might be illuminating.

Ooooh, JEWY! That's nice, Namor. You the classiest guy who ever won a B.B. gun trophy!
Apr 4th, 2003 01:20 AM
GAsux
Yes

Ma'am,
It is with great feminist pride that I bring to your attention the fact that women already DO serve in combat roles. They are serving right now as we speak in Apache helicopters, F-14 Tomcats, and ground infantry units. There are only a small handful of jobs still closed to women, primarily in the special forces arenas.

P.S., For the record, I'm a huge fan of women.
Apr 4th, 2003 12:24 AM
punkgrrrlie10 1. hunting for sport is gay
2. hunting for sport for trophies is doubly gay
3.
Quote:
I'd love nothing more than to shake this woman's hand and buy her a steak and lobster dinner
- what if she's a vegetarian?
4. Maybe now the military will allow women in combat.
Apr 3rd, 2003 10:30 PM
AChimp Yeah, because when the Deer Army comes scraping at your door with pointed hooves, you're gonna want to be packin' some heat to show 'em who's boss.
Apr 3rd, 2003 10:01 PM
VinceZeb Only one question is worth answering from Jewy, and it is my experience with weapons. I own weapons and use them. Bows, rifles, shotguns, pistols, take your pick. I used to shoot for sport back when I was younger, and was able to win trophies and go to state and national competition for BB Gun, Pellet, Skeet and Marksman shooting as I got older. I love weapons and I respect and care for them, because they are a tool used to protect as well to destroy.
Apr 3rd, 2003 04:03 PM
mburbank Maybe. I did feel kind of bad way back when I asked Helm if English was his fiorst language and he just said "No.".

If it turns out Vince is first class looney, I guess I'd feel...

Fine, becuase I'm fairly certain that's what he is.
Apr 3rd, 2003 02:47 PM
The_Rorschach You know Max, when we find out he's typing all this shit up from a low security mental crisis ward, you might have conscience pains.
Apr 3rd, 2003 02:32 PM
sspadowsky

Man, that was pretty.
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