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| Jan 31st, 2006 06:37 PM | ||
| camacazio | Thank god he gave us the clearification. I never would've got the pun otherwise. | |
| Jan 31st, 2006 02:13 PM | ||
| MarioRPG |
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| Jan 31st, 2006 11:18 AM | ||
| sadie | :giggle | |
| Jan 31st, 2006 06:11 AM | ||
| Sethomas | So a bear walks into a bar smoking a joint. The bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve bears who do drugs". So the bear throws away the joint and orders a drink. A bar slut then started hitting on the bear and was making him anxious. Finally, the bear got sick of her and ate her. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave for doing drugs," said the bartender. "What drugs?" asked the bear. The bartender said, "That was a barbituate." | |
| Jan 31st, 2006 05:58 AM | ||
| lunlun |
aaaawww i liked the assault joke.. you crazy wordwizard you
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| Jan 31st, 2006 02:55 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
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| Jan 31st, 2006 02:03 AM | ||
| SUFFER |
did you watch the news last night ? there was a story about 2 peanuts walking down the street . one was a salted (assaulted) a man approaches 2 potatos on the street and asks them "which one of you is the prostitute " then one of the potatos looks at the guy and goes "I-DA-HO" |
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| Jan 30th, 2006 03:51 PM | ||
| george |
y'know prog, there used to be a retarded kid that washed dishes at a reteraunt i worked at a long time ago. the retard was always shitting his pants. he would yell out "OH NO, MADE POOPIES, MADE POOPIES!!" it made a lot of people laugh. just like you do. and just why don't you run your message board or whatever anymore? your busy life of writing bad jokes conflict with your ability to run a pathetic imitation of a fun community? or are you a liar? |
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| Jan 30th, 2006 03:17 PM | ||
| Pram Maven |
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| Jan 30th, 2006 01:45 PM | ||
| MLE | cheater | |
| Jan 30th, 2006 01:42 PM | ||
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| Jan 30th, 2006 12:35 PM | ||
| mburbank | It's not Gallgher you fucking maroon. | |
| Jan 30th, 2006 11:40 AM | ||
| Pram Maven | *smashing a watermellon* | |
| Jan 30th, 2006 09:38 AM | ||
| mburbank |
Yeah, this thread is basically a tribute to the genius that is my daughter. When I am not screaming at her to at least pretend to consider doing a single damn thing I tell her to, I'm in awe of her. And I'm kidding about Toppo GiGio. Any of you bastards who don't recognize Gallagher are too yiung to be on this board. |
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| Jan 30th, 2006 12:45 AM | ||
| Marc Summers |
My cousin told me jokes like these when he was 8  Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. it stepped onto the road and it got hit by a car but it didn't die and it got stuck and dragged around town while it was going buckbuckbuck and then it fell out and then some guy tried to eat it but it got away and then it lost some feathers and fell in a river and ran to the sears tower and fell off and it didnt flap its wings but it landed on a fat lady and she tried to sell it but nobody would buy it so she threw it on the ground and tried to step on it but it got away and it was still saying buckbuckbuck and finally it went home and went to sleep but it had a nightmare and then it woke up and a farmer tried to shoot it but he missed and then he ran away and then it tried to cross the road again but it made it this time and then it met some friends and they played for a while and then it was sleepy so it went to sleep and then His jokes had no ending |
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| Jan 30th, 2006 12:19 AM | ||
| Sam |
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A FISH!!!! 
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| Jan 30th, 2006 12:19 AM | ||
| Pub Lover |
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| Jan 29th, 2006 06:41 PM | ||
| Blue Fox |
are we gonna get back to telling more corny jokes? I was having fun. BTW Max, I told your jokes to some friends at a party last night, they all loved it. Got any more gems like that? tell your daughter that i liked her joke She sounds adorable 
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| Jan 28th, 2006 02:08 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | We uh don't have censor swears around here | |
| Jan 28th, 2006 01:58 PM | ||
| Pram Maven |
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Thanks, Chojin. You've been more than fair. I will behave from now on. |
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| Jan 28th, 2006 01:46 PM | ||
| Chojin |
 NOW YOOSA KEEPS YOOS NOSE CLEEN, YOOSA HEARS MEE. We also updated our rules and guidelines yesterday, so please go read them. |
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| Jan 28th, 2006 12:52 PM | ||
| Pram Maven |
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By the way, I'm sorry for ruining this thread earlier. That was a good joke, Max. |
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| Jan 27th, 2006 05:19 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
apologies in advance
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| Jan 27th, 2006 04:48 PM | ||
| Dole |
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| Jan 27th, 2006 02:44 PM | ||
| mburbank | Jixby, you tool, it's Topo GiGio, not Elvis! | |
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