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Jan 25th, 2008 09:27 AM | |
Cosmo Electrolux | if I were you, I'd take the link out of my sig.....just saying. |
Jan 25th, 2008 07:56 AM | |
Great Mighty Poo | Forget the ticks, have you ever tasted deer burger? So lean and tasty... Mmmmmhhh. |
Jan 9th, 2008 07:53 PM | |
executioneer | there was a half-tame deer at a campground i went to once that let people pet it and drank out of a cup if it was offered to it |
Jan 9th, 2008 06:38 PM | |
Spruce Moose | The kind of ticks that give you Lyme Disease, no less. Like they gave my dog. Luckily he just got early arthritis out of the deal, instead of his kidneys shutting down. |
Jan 9th, 2008 02:28 PM | |
Tadao | They can also break bones. I wouldn't pet it even though I love me some animals. I would let it smell me though. I guess I would risk pain to try to free it from barbwire or a trap, but I wouldn't risk pain to have a Disney moment. |
Jan 9th, 2008 01:25 PM | |
Pentegarn | I don't know what I would have done in your place. On one hand, deer are always cool and petting one would be conceptually great. On the other hand however, I hear they have ticks. |
Jan 9th, 2008 11:53 AM | |
Mockery | I hated when one of the ferrets died in that movie and the other one cried for his lost friend. |
Jan 9th, 2008 05:45 AM | |
TheBigMan045 |
Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin Random but awsome at the same time. |
Jan 9th, 2008 12:55 AM | |
Fatacula | Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women. |
Jan 8th, 2008 11:54 PM | |
Neen | These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing. |
Jan 8th, 2008 10:58 PM | |
Tadao | Good thing you weren't wearing Axe. |
Jan 8th, 2008 10:57 PM | |
MattJack |
No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on. Strangest thing that has ever happened to me. |
Jan 8th, 2008 09:54 PM | |
Tadao | MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways. |
Jan 8th, 2008 09:49 PM | |
MattJack |
All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti! Your days are numbered. |
Jan 8th, 2008 09:19 PM | |
Spruce Moose | Are you implying that you had to use your "heart ring" powers? That's cheating. |
Jan 8th, 2008 08:33 PM | |
Sethomas | Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea. |
Jan 8th, 2008 08:10 PM | |
saltshakermaniac | I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me. |
Jan 8th, 2008 07:35 PM | |
Nick | You should have rode it home. |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:24 PM | |
Fatacula |
Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets. He's right, either way = gay. |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:21 PM | |
MattJack |
Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it. |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:18 PM | |
Guitar Woman | More like a John Deere letter haha |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:15 PM | |
mburbank |
JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!! Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right? or Snow White. its completely gay to have a deer like you im jealous tho |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:12 PM | |
MattJack | ba doomp cchhhh |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:10 PM | |
Fatacula | Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got |
Jan 8th, 2008 06:04 PM | |
MattJack | Well at least taking her out for dinner was cheap, right? |
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