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Apr 26th, 2003 04:17 PM
punkgrrrlie10 so, what you're saying is....she's a lady?
Apr 26th, 2003 02:32 PM
El Blanco A great man once said:

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Well she's all you'd ever want,

She's the kind they'd like to flaunt and take to dinner.

Well she always knows her place.

She's got style, she's got grace, She's a winner.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady.

Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.

Well she's never in the way

Something always nice to say, Oh what a blessing.

I can leave her on her own

Knowing she's okay alone, and there's no messing.

She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.

Talkin' about that little lady, and the lady is mine.

Well she never asks for very much and I don't refuse her.

Always treat her with respect, I never would abuse her.

What she's got is hard to find, and I don't want to lose her

Help me build a mansion from my little pile of clay. Hey, hey, hey.

Well she knows what I'm about,

She can take what I dish out, and that's not easy,

Well she knows me through and through,

She knows just what to do, and how to please me.

She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady.

Talkin' about that little lady and the lady is mine.

Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady

Listen to me baby, She's a Lady

Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady

And the Lady is mine

Yeah yeah yeah She's a Lady

Talkin about this little lady

Whoa whoa whoa whoa

Whoa and the lady is mine

Yeah yeah She's a Lady

And the Lady is mine.
Apr 26th, 2003 02:22 PM
theapportioner Had to wade through a bunch of sites using the lion metaphor in human homosexuality to find this one:

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Source: http://www.teri.res.in/teriin/terrag...e3/feature.htm


Lion, Without Lioness
By Suvira Srivastav

In the dry scrub of Gir National Park in Gujarat, B P Pati, Deputy Conservator of Forests, has found what he believes is evidence for homosexual behaviour among Asiatic lions (Panthera leo persica) in the absence of females. Pati, along with a team of dedicated wildlifers, studied a young pair of lions, around six to seven years of age, and they showed tendencies of homosexuality.

Back in 1982, Sanat Chauhan, now Principal Chief Conservator of Forests in Gujarat, had made similar observations on a pair of lionesses in the world famous home of the Asiatic lion. Meanwhile, experts working on African lions have never come across similar behaviour.

Aberrations are far from unusual among animals. Studying the behaviour of animals such as the lion is a painstakingly slow process that can take years of observation and a meticulous understanding of the circumstances that lead to a particular pattern, a choice of action, and a course of life among animals. In other words, cases such as Pati’s observations are best treated as individual cases without making generalizations for the entire species in general.

This is perhaps why one of the world’s best known big cats experts, Peter Jackson, Ex-chair of the IUCN Cat Specialist Group and Advisor and Editor of Cat News, has expressed a note of caution. He says that close friendships develop between individuals of the same sex in many, if not all, species, including humans. But they are not necessarily sexual and it is essential to find out that mating took place. Pati has given photographic evidence of the finding in Gir, with detailed explanations, but as the pair was observed only for one season, it may be premature to draw inferences on whether it is an acquired habit or mere adaptation to circumstances.

The lions of Gir are famous for their companionship, and it is well known that except during mating, they prefer to associate with members of their own sex. Scientists have observed how two male lions feed simultaneously with their heads touching. Females rubbing their heads together, a gesture normally seen in courting lions, and sharing a carcass are other such observations.

Under normal circumstances, Asiatic lions live and hunt in a group, or the pride. Like human families, a pride is a stable and permanent social group of related adult females and males (whoever is in possession of the group at that time) and their cubs. This family occupies a particular ‘home range’ or ‘territory’. The lions’ territory is the place of maximum action where hunting, resting, feeding and the rearing of cubs take place. Normally a lioness with cubs prefers to confine herself to a smaller area with protection and food for the cubs. The males occupy a larger area of control, which may overlap with that of more than one female. This provides them an opportunity to mate with as many females of the group as possible.

In normal course, a mating pair stays close together for days, hunting as a pair for a long span before actual mating occurs. This stems from the lioness allowing only one male to form such an association at one time. This prolonged association reassures the female that the preferred male is the right occupant of the territory and not an intruder. On the other hand, males are quite fussy during courting and do not tolerate the presence of alien lions and any intrusion leads to serious fights.

Incidentally, the lions studied by Pati and his team are normal healthy males that prefer each other’s company but have also sired cubs. Together, they control a 70-square-kilometre territory that has four females. Pati says: ‘The period of study happened to coincide with the prime season of mating, and all the four lionesses of the pride were involved in rearing cubs.’ He believes this circumstance to be central to the two male lions choosing to remain together.

According to Dr Craig Packer, professor at the Department of Ecology, Evolution and Behaviour in the University of Minnesota who has been working on the lions of Serengeti, he has never come across any prolonged homosexual behaviour in the wild. However, he does mention ‘a couple of cases of genetic mutant males that behaved exactly like males’. Packer says that this condition occasionally occurs in dogs too and is due to a defect in the male hormone receptors. Homosexuality in African lions has been observed only in captive lions and has been attributed to that unusual circumstance. However, what triggered this behaviour in the Asiatic lion is difficult to ascertain. The best choice for Pati and his team would be to extend the study and watch out for larger trends. Meanwhile, it’s a jury that is still out.
Apr 26th, 2003 02:15 PM
theapportioner I suppose it's ironic that, in a pride, it's the lioness that does the hunting. The male lion is generally lazy and helpless.

np - LoFi Allstars
Apr 26th, 2003 02:02 PM
The_Rorschach It's good to see you're taking things so well! You'll be back on your feet in no time.

Have your desk cleaned out by Monday, mmkay?
Apr 26th, 2003 10:47 AM
Zebra 3
Re: Fire

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Originally Posted by Vibecrewangel
I think lowering the standards is wrong. However, I know a couple of women who could pass with the higher standards. And should they chose to take the test, they should be given the same chance as the men.
In my city anyways they are allowed to try the test, its just that the test is really tough as it should be, and as I mention before, none have pass the test so far. I'm speculating that these women that are interested in front line emergency services are either going into the police dept. or ambulance services.
Apr 26th, 2003 10:02 AM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by !!!!
Apr 25th, 2003 08:54 PM
ziggytrix Darwin was a backsliding asshole.
Apr 25th, 2003 07:32 PM
punkgrrrlie10 Well....um...okay nevermind.

Let's hope Darwin was right.
Apr 25th, 2003 06:18 PM
Zosimus
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Originally Posted by The_Rorschach
Hey Zos, have you met Ranxer?
No I haven't quite had the pleasure of meeting the chap yet......

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Originally Posted by The_Rorschach
"You're uneducated, uncritical and rather bland -which wouldn't be so bad but most of your posts sound like an echo of what has already been said, and more eloquently. "
oh dear, how you break my heart Ror, with your blunt insults and obvious ignorance of my person.

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Originally Posted by The_Rorschach
We appreciate your enthusiasm and will keep your resume on file in case another position opens up, but you should probably just move on.
It so cool to be appreciated! Thank You! And you know what? Its amazing to see that "you" are "we" still after all this time....

I think I like you...or maybe just your name!

no. no Rorschach I insist! Don't call me, cause I will call you buddy!
Apr 25th, 2003 05:50 PM
!!!!
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I dare you, you fat fucking fake-tit grabbing pussy.
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Originally Posted by Protoclown
I consider having feelings a simple part of being human, not an aspect of what you would no doubt call my "pussyfication".
Apr 25th, 2003 05:38 PM
The_Rorschach Hey Zos, have you met Ranxer? He's going to be assuming your responsibilities on this board, because well. . .How can I put this nicely? You're uneducated, uncritical and rather bland -which wouldn't be so bad but most of your posts sound like an echo of what has already been said, and more eloquently.

We've been happy to have you with us for this long, but I'm afraid your knee-jerk responces are just no longer required in this forum. We appreciate your enthusiasm and will keep your resume on file in case another position opens up, but you should probably just move on. With your expertise, you would certainly be an invaluable asset to alot of other boards, and we don't want to hold you back from reaching your full potential.

Don't call us, we'll call you.
Apr 25th, 2003 05:23 PM
Zosimus "When did the real, actual, proper, heterosexual man die?"

He never died. He just decided that the world changed and so must he..just as the hetrosexual woman also had to change.

What is your fucking problem asshole? Did daddy and moomy leave you watching tv on your own too long again? What did you watch? Probably "the man show", the ultimate knowledge-bank for every teenage manboy, or maybe you were busy reading the history books on (the romantic days of the) CAVEMEN?!

How old are you retard, 12?

Jeannette X is completely right, you are a little boy on the inside, except that I won't be as nice as her; I have to take it one step farther, you are one stone-aged ignoramous fuck-head of extreme proportion!

I think its about high time you get your fat head out your ass and take a good long look outside MORON! Despite the bullshits of a medievel political administration, I can GARANTEE you that this is a whole new millenium!..Anno 2003 asshole! Men are as manly as they need to be, and women as much as they need be, and you know what? With just a DROP a little humanity, we could all share the same planet in peaceful co-exsistance with each other!
You? Unfortunately, you are suffering huge complexes, perhaps getting an extension for your dick will make you shut the fuck up already!
Apr 25th, 2003 04:58 PM
Vibecrewangel
Fire

I think lowering the standards is wrong. However, I know a couple of women who could pass with the higher standards. And should they chose to take the test, they should be given the same chance as the men.
Apr 25th, 2003 04:22 PM
Zebra 3
Public Safety vs Social Engineering

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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Why do you think that men are better suited for jobs such as being a firefighter? They LOWER the standards of a firefighter so women can be included.
:/ - He's right, the only way for a woman to pass the tough physical firefighter test is to lower the standards. It was once proposed in my city to do such a thing, but after the fire chief spoke against it the idea it was quickly dropped.
Apr 25th, 2003 04:16 PM
mburbank I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, FS! FUCK YOU MAN! FUCK YOU!!!!



Vincey, I'm dying for you to make an archive of my badly written sentences. C'mon chicken. I'll let you off the hook for bluffing about having a sub letter if you just back up this one threat. C'mon, chicky baby! Byuk-byuk-byuk, chica-chica chicky!
Apr 25th, 2003 03:32 PM
FS HEY MBURBANK, I BET YOUR NAME IS FYVUSH COHEN
Apr 25th, 2003 12:54 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Man, you just made me a bitch, didn't ya kelly?

Fucking idiot.
Pretty much. Call for a vote. Can I see a show of hands?
Apr 25th, 2003 12:46 PM
VinceZeb Good for you, Proto!
Apr 25th, 2003 12:37 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
I am an emotional person, Proto. I feed of emotions. But the way you talk I can see you walking around with your emo glasses and your diary writing down abou thow much "pain" and "sorrow" you feel everyday.
Sorry to disappoint Vince, but I'm far too busy grabbing fake tits and going out with girls of varied ethnic backgrounds (that I will describe to you in great detail in derogatory terms in the near future) to be writing anything down in some gay diary.
Apr 25th, 2003 12:33 PM
VinceZeb Man, you just made me a bitch, didn't ya kelly?

Fucking idiot.
Apr 25th, 2003 12:31 PM
kellychaos I, for one, am glad to see the Cro-magnon side of the topic being argued so eloquently by our submarine commander. If you can't trust the words of a powerful military leader, what other faith is there to cling to in life.
Apr 25th, 2003 10:24 AM
mburbank You can point out my spelling errors all you like. I am VERY bad at spelling.

If you can find my gramatical errors, please feel free to post and describe them. I don't think you can do either. The Schwartz thing was funny, becuase it's a Jewish name and I'm Jewish.

I've already responded to the 'meat' of this thread by suggesting you'll need mail order bride servie if you wnt to get married. That sums up everything I want to say about your posts on this topic.
Apr 25th, 2003 09:54 AM
VinceZeb Should I point out some of your grammatical and spelling errors, Schwartz, or should you try to post a half-ass response to my post?
Apr 25th, 2003 09:37 AM
mburbank You still don't know how to use the word 'allowed' in a sentence.
This was a new way to use it incorrectly though.
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