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Jun 21st, 2011 12:32 PM | ||
Zhukov | It's not all it's cracked up to be, Kahl; living in the land that calls your mates cunts, and cunts mates. | |
Jun 21st, 2011 04:25 AM | ||
executioneer | you can call people blokes you just have to street it up a little, call them bliggity blokes | |
Jun 21st, 2011 03:49 AM | ||
kahljorn | i wish i lived somewhere that you could call people blokes | |
Jun 20th, 2011 05:01 PM | ||
executioneer | i helped make lasagna for dinner, that's about it | |
Jun 20th, 2011 04:50 PM | ||
Chojin |
i didn't get my dad anything :< every time i do, he's just like 'oh neat' and then it sits in the corner of his warzone of a bedroom for the rest of eternity. we went out to dinner with his father and my aunt and i did help him out from under the motorcycle he just bought. idk. |
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Jun 20th, 2011 04:18 PM | ||
creeposaurus |
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Jun 20th, 2011 04:04 PM | ||
10,000 Volt Ghost | http://www.theonion.com/articles/fat...-for-pro,4180/ | |
Jun 20th, 2011 04:02 PM | ||
Tadao | Oh great, that's exactly what a dad wants to hang on to for the rest of his life. A crappy card from his daughter. | |
Jun 20th, 2011 03:23 PM | ||
creeposaurus |
His standards shouldn't be high since it was done by a 1 year old |
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Jun 20th, 2011 03:17 PM | ||
Zhukov | Not a very good card then? | |
Jun 20th, 2011 03:10 PM | ||
creeposaurus |
Wow this thread just made Father's Day depressing. I'm sure glad my dad's dead/in prison/gay living with his boyfriend in Florida. My daughter made her daddy a card. It got him teary eyed. |
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Jun 20th, 2011 02:31 PM | ||
10,000 Volt Ghost | Angie's all mad now because for fathers day my mom got me a pack of wife beaters. | |
Jun 20th, 2011 01:01 PM | ||
Tadao | He's good at being a barmate. That's a good dad to me. | |
Jun 20th, 2011 12:14 PM | ||
Shrubfest | I realized I sounded proper whiney there. My dad's fine as a bloke and we're fairly alike. He's just not very good a being a dad. | |
Jun 20th, 2011 10:16 AM | ||
Colonel Flagg |
I may have posted this one before, but ..... Little robin red breast Sitting on a pole "Tweet" went his beak "Toot" went his hole. |
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Jun 20th, 2011 12:36 AM | ||
10,000 Volt Ghost |
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Also, where is mr. adventure? |
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Jun 19th, 2011 10:21 PM | ||
Kitsa |
I got Mr. Kitsa a cover for his kindle, and at his request we ate barbecue, watched Dexter, and then passed out for three hours. For my dad, I got a legal reference on patents, copyrights and trademarks, since he's an engineer and a nerd. |
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Jun 19th, 2011 08:46 PM | ||
Colonel Flagg |
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This March he had a brain aneuyrism and passed away quite suddenly. The point? Reconciliation is sometimes a good thing. |
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Jun 19th, 2011 08:37 PM | ||
Otto |
I haven't had a really good relationship with my dad, so father's days usually consist of me playing weird pranks on him. For example: my dad takes enough blood pressure medication, antidepressants, and painkillers to knock out five men and a full grown narwhal so he's usually in a stupor/coma for a good five hours out of the day. So yesterday I drove around the backroads until I found a dead possum, called to make sure dad was knocked out for a while, drove to his house, nailed the dead possum to his door, and stuck a christmas present bow on it. This may sound like the actions of a sociopath or a serial killer, but it was actually revenge for father's day last year when I gave up my saturday to go fishing with him, passed out drunk, and he woke me up by putting a live crab down my shirt. |
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Jun 19th, 2011 07:50 PM | ||
ThrashO | I got my dad the Silver-Screen Marx Brother collection. It's on DVD but he doesn't really care, plus why the fuck do you need black and white TV shows on blu-ray? We used to watch them and 3 Stooges all the time when I was a kid. Great stuff. | |
Jun 19th, 2011 07:13 PM | ||
Esuohlim | THIS POST MAKES ME A SAD DAD | |
Jun 19th, 2011 06:52 PM | ||
Dimnos | When you become a dad they give you handbook with all that shit in it. | |
Jun 19th, 2011 05:42 PM | ||
executioneer |
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do we all have the same dad somehow |
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Jun 19th, 2011 05:17 PM | ||
Fathom Zero | My father called me. I was going to send him a text, though, until that. | |
Jun 19th, 2011 05:10 PM | ||
Dimnos | That explains a lot. | |
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