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Oct 28th, 2003 01:11 AM
Professor Cool Brooke Shields, because in the early 80's her movies were shit but the closest thing to getting a porno.
Oct 27th, 2003 04:03 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Mockery
I thought this thread was going to be about gals we fancied when we were wee lads.
Jacklyn Smith from the original "Charlie's Angels". She still looks pretty good for her age. I think she's in her late forties or possibly early fifties now. I had a Farrah Fawsett swimsuit in which you could prolly hand a coat off the nipple protusions ... if it wasn't a poster, I mean.
Oct 26th, 2003 04:16 PM
Skulhedface lol
Oct 26th, 2003 01:27 PM
Rongi Pfft, by 9th grade she could fit three in there.
Oct 26th, 2003 01:08 PM
AChimp I bet you could fit a whole firehydrant in her vagina now.
Oct 26th, 2003 12:34 PM
Rongi In 7th grade there was this pretty girl named Angel. She had long black hair and nice eyes. It turns out that she lost her virginity at the age of 13
Oct 26th, 2003 11:04 AM
Mockery I thought this thread was going to be about gals we fancied when we were wee lads.
Oct 26th, 2003 04:04 AM
GADZOOKS Keep Sex in the family kids, FUCKING PERVERTS.



Gadzooks, keepin it real for the negro homekids of the new millenium.
Oct 26th, 2003 03:41 AM
Big Papa Goat I don't like it when Jeanette uses dirty emoticons.
Oct 26th, 2003 01:31 AM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I wasn't talking to you.
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU EITHER!

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Originally Posted by Rongi
my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man.
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Originally Posted by Skulhedface
I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.
Unless you were talking to Jeanette.

In which case, I just added a lot of confusion. BUT, at least I have a big penis that rips my beltloops.

The bottom line is... how can I not like Jeanette if thinking about my penis makes her use dirty emoticons? Or something like that.
Oct 26th, 2003 12:42 AM
CaptainBubba I had a boner all day today. It was funny, because an erection is a precursor to sex, and everyone knows that is the quintescence of comedy gold.

It actually was pretty funny since I kept carrying around the girl and I had to use both hands to do that, so everyone but her had a nice "in their face" view of my boner. It didn't help that since I was carrying her on my back I was already easily subject to be stared at.
Oct 26th, 2003 12:32 AM
Esuohlim I wasn't talking to you.
Oct 25th, 2003 09:51 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Skulhedface
I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.
Oct 25th, 2003 08:01 PM
Skulhedface I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops.
Oct 25th, 2003 08:00 PM
Esuohlim DO YOU USE IT TO SPANK NAUGHTY CHILDREN?
Oct 25th, 2003 07:15 PM
Rongi my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man.
Oct 25th, 2003 07:04 PM
Skulhedface YOU KNOW THERE IS A TRICK TO HIDING A BONER.

wear baggy pants and a belt. Tuck your penis up under your belt.

NOTE: THIS DOESN'T WORK IF YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS.
Oct 25th, 2003 05:42 PM
GADZOOKS They got horny all the time.
Oct 25th, 2003 03:09 AM
Jixby Phillips DID YOU USED TO WRITE FOR WIN BEN STIENS MONEY??
Oct 25th, 2003 02:08 AM
Protoclown That's some wit you got there. Really.
Oct 25th, 2003 12:43 AM
Sir Douglas Chapwire That's what they get for being so cocky.
Oct 25th, 2003 12:13 AM
The Retro Kat I remember in 7th grade I'd get boners all the time in history, because it was really boring and young minds tend to wander. One time I got called to the board with a full staff ol glory, so I tried to tuck it away, it kinda showed. But as I was walking up, I accidently hit the girl in front of me with it, I though, "Oh Shit!"
She thought it was my hand, i think, and she said stop touching me.
Oct 24th, 2003 10:45 AM
FS How did this qualify as a "prank"? And why were they "squirming"? This whole thing stinks of pedophilia cover-up to me.
Oct 24th, 2003 02:09 AM
Snatchtastic
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I thought this was going to be a thread about when you got your first Boner.
Oct 23rd, 2003 07:40 PM
Geggy Kellychaos, are we supposed to laugh at that? If so,
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