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Aug 5th, 2009 02:14 PM
Dimnos Do you have snow cones there Zhukov?
Aug 5th, 2009 10:10 AM
Zhukov Eh, maybe I'll get one the next time I'm on the mainland. My initial excitement has dissipated somewhat, although "Slush Puppies are like a slush mixed with syrup" still holds a sort of mysterious charm.
Aug 5th, 2009 07:03 AM
Chojin it's just shaved/crushed ice with flavored syrup in it for a snowball, but slush puppies are like a slush mixed with syrup. idk how you'd get that consistency for a drink at home.

A slurpee generally has a softer texture to it, again idk how you'd make one at home.
Aug 5th, 2009 06:21 AM
Zhukov Can I get cordial syrup and pour it into crushed ice? Is that how I make one? I really want to try now.

Cordial might not be the American term. It's stuff you add water to to make water taste nice for kids.
Aug 5th, 2009 06:10 AM
Chojin I like slush puppies best, y'all.
Aug 4th, 2009 09:26 AM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Aimless View Post
I have a slushee maker thingie, I never use it though..
You madame, have no right to bitch about the store always being out of coke slurpee. You should make an ass tone of it and set up a booth outside the store and sell em. You know the coke flavor is what everyone wants. You could make a killing. Oh and you now owe me 10% of whatever you make.
Aug 4th, 2009 06:10 AM
Aimless I have a slushee maker thingie, I never use it though.. I have no idea why. I used to have one of those snoopy snowcone machines when I was a kid, I still have no idea how they expected kids to be able to use it.
Aug 4th, 2009 06:08 AM
Wiffle Bat very nice. they're pretty easy to make at home too ^^
Aug 4th, 2009 06:08 AM
Aimless aww, that's sweet of you. how old are they?
Aug 4th, 2009 05:19 AM
Colonel Flagg Every time I stop at our local convenience store with the kids, they whine and bitch about getting an "ICEE" or a squishee, or whatever the hell brand it is (not a Slurpee) - they're usually fluorescent blue or red in color, and taste of sugar syrup and dye. If I'm feeling weak-willed, I'll let them get a small cup filled half-way, and figure they'll be good and wired for about 4-6 hours.
Aug 4th, 2009 12:12 AM
Aimless White cherry is amazing but rare around here.




My best friend is OBSESSED with nesquik, he drinks about 4-6 glasses a day, crazy.
Aug 3rd, 2009 02:47 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Aimless View Post
I usually survive on ice water. Are you a Nesquik fan?
No, though I am a fan of Hershey's chocolate sauce. Good stuff.
Aug 3rd, 2009 11:27 AM
Zhukov "Liquid Artillery" is a bloody awesome name for a drink.


We don't get slurpees or any of their heretical rip offs, but it's just crushed ice with flavouring, right? Sounds simple enough to be nice.

I drink water or fruit juice.
Aug 3rd, 2009 09:57 AM
Dimnos I had one the other day. I think it was White Cherry? It was fucking good.
Aug 3rd, 2009 08:40 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I didn't even know they made tequila ice cream. I might start getting dessert.
Aug 3rd, 2009 04:39 AM
Guitar Woman What the fuck, I love pina colada flavor.
Aug 3rd, 2009 01:27 AM
Aimless If I ever see those I will try them, fo sho. I've heard myths of Red Bull flavored slurpees but I think it's a cruel cruel joke.
Aug 3rd, 2009 01:21 AM
Mockery Coke Slurpees are great, there's also some new blue "liquid artillery" ones that taste like sweet tarts. Good stuff. :O
Aug 3rd, 2009 01:11 AM
Aimless I usually survive on ice water. Are you a Nesquik fan?
Aug 3rd, 2009 01:02 AM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Aimless View Post
That is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Is it all the syrup? Maybe you should try one that is sugar free?
I don't think so, I believe it's known as "brainfreeze".

Though the syrup isn't much of a turn-on either. I'm a milk person.
Aug 3rd, 2009 12:54 AM
darkvare i preffer beer and tequila ice cream
Aug 3rd, 2009 12:00 AM
Aimless Retards are hott.
Aug 2nd, 2009 11:48 PM
Supafly345 Just a retard.
Aug 2nd, 2009 11:34 PM
Aimless
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
I don't like slurpees because I don't feel like contracting diabetes and becoming one of the other obese retards that populate this country. I can't look at some of the shit people shovel into their fat heads lest I become sick to my ass and shit out feces laden Brazilian "beef". (It's feces laden before you shit it out)


You sound like Bill Maher. While I agree with you, having a couple slurpees a year does not make you an obese retard.
Aug 2nd, 2009 11:32 PM
elx ewww liquid sugary syrup in the winter they're just brainfreezes and in the summer they're sticky messes. no thankss.
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