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Dec 1st, 2010 01:52 AM
captain516 God bless you Evil Robot
Nov 30th, 2010 09:26 PM
Evil Robot

If during the interview the topic of family should come up, don't hesitate to show your interviewer photos you took of your children. You should not, however, show them photos you took of thier children.
Nov 30th, 2010 09:21 PM
Evil Robot
Contrary to popular belief, if you should ever travel back in time, it is OK to change things. Fuck it!
Nov 30th, 2010 09:13 PM
Evil Robot
When speaking to potential employers you can lighten the mood by making a few jokes. Dont, however, make religous jokes. You should especially avoid jokes about Scientology. In fact dont make jokes about Scientology ever. EVER.
Nov 30th, 2010 08:18 PM
Zomboid What the fuck do you think you're doing?
Nov 30th, 2010 08:08 PM
Shadowdancer21b Here's a good one: If you have a name with the "Le" "La" or "De" prefix as in "Demarkus" or "Leshawn" consider changing your name to sound less "ethnic". Racism is still real sadly.
Nov 28th, 2010 11:35 PM
stevetothepast hehehe that last one was the best.
Nov 27th, 2010 06:21 PM
Evil Robot


If you happen to get drunk and vomit on your suit the night before your interview, wear it anyway. It's better to show up with vomit stains than to show up naked!
Nov 27th, 2010 04:15 PM
The Leader EVIL ROBOT RULES
Nov 27th, 2010 01:15 PM
Grislygus SHHHHHH

EVIL ROBOT IS HELPING ME RIGHT NOW
Nov 27th, 2010 06:27 AM
Kitsa I actually knew someone who cut themselves prior to the interview, walked in dripping, and was picked up by the police at the Job Center. But he had big mental problems, and you're just being practical.
Nov 26th, 2010 11:57 PM
Evil Robot

Always bring two copies of your resume in case you cut yourself on broken glass on the way to the interview and get blood on one of them.
Nov 26th, 2010 11:54 PM
Evil Robot

If you are a Muslim applicant, you may want to consider converting to Christianity, it will improve your chances of landing that dream job!
Nov 26th, 2010 11:52 PM
Evil Robot
Helpful Tips by Evil Robot



Don't masturbate during job interviews! Doing so may cause the potential employer to think your a psychopath.

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