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Jul 1st, 2011 04:26 PM
ItalianStereotype Then again, I could also make thirty bucks in five hours.
Jul 1st, 2011 11:31 AM
Zhukov Good thing we are both right where we want to be then, because I would sever limbs for the chance to live in this country.
Jun 30th, 2011 02:17 PM
ItalianStereotype It's shitty the way this country treats servers, yes, but I prefer it here over anywhere else. That's pretty awesome that Australian servers make that kind of money, but you have to live in Australia. I can make a bill in five hours and be perfectly satisfied that I don't live in Australia.
Jun 30th, 2011 12:59 PM
Zhukov Don't pity them, or else they'll never learn.

Maybe all you waiting staff should come to Australia, the minimum wage is $AU15.51 per hour here. That's big dollars.


God, that's all we need. Fat, lazy Americans taking all our jobs.
Jun 30th, 2011 12:37 PM
Zomboid I'm pretty sure our laws here prohibit that kind of unfair treatment. I know that for unions, especially, Canada is more open to them. Poor working class Americans
Jun 30th, 2011 12:18 PM
Zhukov Maybe next time unions and workers rights come around you wont be so quick to dismiss them, people of the USA.
Jun 28th, 2011 04:17 AM
Chojin minimum wage varies by state but is usually about $7.50. thing is, regular minimum wage doesn't apply to waiters, so for them it's about $2 before taxes.

tips are taxed but no one reports them, so the restaurant instead assumes your tips based on a lowballed average. it's still usually more than enough to erase your hourly pay from income tax, though.
Jun 28th, 2011 04:14 AM
Zomboid Your tips were taxed? I'm not sure if they do that here. What is minimum wage there? I get the impression that American servers have it rougher than Canadian ones, but that's maybe just because I've never worked at that kind of job.
Jun 28th, 2011 03:51 AM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Zomboid View Post
Fuck you and your tips. Go do construction or something else if carrying food to people is just impossible without them paying more than the price of their food and drinks.
Bro, during the 2 weeks I worked as a waiter, I witnessed my trainer collect a check for negative 15 cents. Your tips are taxed in addition to your server income (which is about $2/hr), and is literally the only money you collect in that job. In the US anyway, maybe your confusion is due to some antisocial Canadian customs I'm unfamiliar with.
Jun 28th, 2011 12:07 AM
Zomboid Fuck you and your tips. Go do construction or something else if carrying food to people is just impossible without them paying more than the price of their food and drinks. Or, y'know, put in extra effort.

I agree with most of the things listed. I can't stand hipsters, and BROS are nearly as bad, but at least they're not as smug and delusional. I also instantly dislike most teenagers. Oh, and those awful parody movies and the people that watch them are just so infuriating that I try not to think about them. Same goes for Kevin James/Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider movies and fans.
Jun 27th, 2011 02:55 PM
ThrashO Not steal from servers! Steal from the store! I dont have time to wait in lines, I grab a handful of shit then stuff it in my pocket and get the hell out.

Yes, One time I had these 2 smoking euro skanks, their bill was like $250, without the tip, and all they did was leave $200 total. My manager told me I had to pay for it but I told him to go fuck himself. Also, I double drop alot of checks by movings bevs, soups, salads and chips around along with other things that don't come from the kitchen. It sure is effective and you don't feel like you lost that much if you have to cover a fuck-up with your own money

Also I got fired from there forever ago. Still dunno why.
Jun 26th, 2011 10:23 PM
elx
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Originally Posted by ThrashO View Post
And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.
Europeans are the absolute worst, man. We're located in a private urban complex that has 1.3-2.5 million dollar high-rise condos, and all we get is business men and investors like every single night. They sit at our bar for hours, always spend like $2k on imported beers/white wine and NEVER tip our bar attendant. but they know damn well better than that. Scandinavians/Germans are the worst drunk people.

.5 G2s have been my favorite for years, but I love the colors that the .7 gel ones come in too so I hate buying them and would never steal ANYWAY - you're my problem dude. My servers steal pens from me more than customers ever do. I refill the station jars, and they disappear within like an hour and then they come over and start jacking mine when i'm below deck. I don't know how you knew that I worked in the restaurant biz, but yeah. PEN STEALERS. BURN.
Jun 26th, 2011 01:47 PM
Nick Peter Laird for selling TMNT to Nickelodeon.




My childhood, apparently.
Jun 25th, 2011 08:31 PM
Evil Robot II people who brag about having thier pannus removed
Jun 25th, 2011 08:11 AM
Ex Leper The worst thing about there movies is not only the lack of understanding of what satire is, but the fact that actually funny people like Fred Willard and Jennifer Coolage participate.
Jun 25th, 2011 04:28 AM
Sacks I would oblige.
Jun 25th, 2011 04:06 AM
Zhukov If you were washing your car, Steven Segal would look over the fence and say "You can do mine next!"
Jun 25th, 2011 04:03 AM
LordSappington Steven Seagal.
He looks retarded, his acting is awful, his fighting is awful, and he reminds me of that one neighbor you have who walks by when you're grilling and asks "When's dinner?"
I dunno, buddy; how about you go home ask figure it out yourself? Asshole.
Jun 25th, 2011 01:32 AM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
Yeah, I suppose I should have added that.

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Originally Posted by Ex Leper
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Movies.
I watched Scary Movie when it came out, but that's it. Everybody who enjoys these piles of tripe should also be destroyed.

EDIT: And also anyone involve in their creation. Cast, crew, writers, those that put money into it etc
Jun 25th, 2011 12:07 AM
Ex Leper Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer Movies.
Jun 24th, 2011 12:20 PM
ThrashO
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
I had no idea

It's so hard being white, why do we always have to go through hardships like this?
Jun 24th, 2011 12:14 PM
executioneer thrasho you gotta realize that in a lot of places outside of the US people actually get paid full wages to serve food and therefore tipping is really not practiced
Jun 24th, 2011 12:12 PM
ThrashO
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
I've got a pretty open mind when it comes to destroying things, but fuck you for suggesting that this isn't a classic song that children nowadays would do well to stay inside memorising the lyrics to.


And also, PEOPLE WHO DON'T TIP. YEAH FUCK YOU. GIMME RED PICKLES I DONT KAIR. servers make about $2 hourly, and most of that is taken out in taxes so our check is usually $0/Void. SO THAT TIP IS HOW I PAY MY BILLS AND BUY MY DRUGS.

My favorite is guys who shake your hand and say "damn boy yous da best waiter I ever did have, imma tell all my friends aboutchou!" and I usually say "Please don't sir and go back to school" then they leave nothing after i gave them great advice. I APPRECIATE IT AND I TRIED BY TMOBILE DOESNT TAKE HANDSHAKES.

At least thats how it is here all over the east coast. When I was serving in seattle I made $9 hourly plus all my tips from nice customers. It was pretty ballin' working full time along with school.

And elx, you gotta steal pens by the dozens from walmart. G2's are the best and fit great by the handful in my girlfriends purse. Don't feel bad, most people who eat at chilis work at walmart so when they steal your pen it's just going to end up back there anyways. consider it borrowing.
Jun 24th, 2011 12:11 PM
executioneer
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"wow this penis great"
this is how i read this part.

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Try to steal all that guy's penis for as long as he lives, elx.
AND THIS
Jun 24th, 2011 12:09 PM
Zhukov I agree with that one so much. If you borrow a piece of paper, well that means you can keep it, but if I lend you my pen at the same time then I want it back.

Try to steal all that guy's pens for as long as he lives, elx.
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