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Jul 22nd, 2011 11:10 AM | ||
creeposaurus |
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Jul 22nd, 2011 06:22 AM | ||
Pentegarn | ||
Jul 21st, 2011 09:29 PM | ||
k0k0 | I used to do that thing on a chat program (can't remember which) where I'd put my profile as a hot young woman and had a chat filter that would change He into She, dick into vagina, tits into nipples, and it would automatically type to one dude what the other dude said to me but with my chat revisions. It was excellent. It'd ultimately slip up and they'd end up talking about long vaginas or something and then freak out, but it was funny as shit. | |
Jul 21st, 2011 08:30 PM | ||
Tadao |
This stuff is how I first found I-Mockery. http://www.i-mockery.com/pervs/pervert-log.php |
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Jul 21st, 2011 07:17 PM | ||
Pentegarn | Kind of reminds me of the old "I put on my robe and wizard's hat" stuff | |
Jul 21st, 2011 06:03 PM | ||
ThrashO |
ITT we creep out Omegle pervs :) Simple. (Im sure this will be viewed as lame and meme'y but who cares, it's fun) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying. You: hey lol Stranger: hey Stranger: lol Stranger: asl? You: 17/f/ca u? Stranger: 20 m aus You: lol wow thats far Stranger: lol Stranger: not from aus Stranger: m a little closer Stranger: india You: oh cool wut do you like to do? Stranger: hang out wid frends Stranger: play soccer Stranger: u? You: i play soccer at my school! i do the same, friends n hang out lol Stranger: lol Stranger: aah Stranger: wat postion do u play? Stranger: ? You: usually midfielder hang on rreal quick Stranger: Stranger: me too Stranger: i defend well Stranger: but they use me as an atacking midfiealder You: ok bak! lol cool! Stranger: Stranger: so wanna talk dirty or shud i continue clean Stranger: You: hah! dirty is cool Stranger: aah Stranger: nice Stranger: so you start You: wel.... maybe i could sneak in your window at night? lol Stranger: yea Stranger: and suddenly u find me in my shorts Stranger: nthn else You: lol I was about to say in my soccer shorts lol Stranger: haha Stranger: ooh dat wud be sexy too You: but yeah then I woudl come over to you asleep and maybe run my hands up and down ur legs? Stranger: and i wud pull u up wid ur arm Stranger: and grab ur boob You: ooh but wait You: then when I was tryin to sneak up on you... You: i'd see you woke up and saw me Stranger: :D Stranger: i woke up and saw u You: yeah would you be hard? Stranger: i am a little shocked Stranger: but lucky Stranger: i am getting hard Stranger: i can see ur slight cleavage Stranger: i move towards u You: then I put my hand over your mouth... You: and I push you back down aggressively Stranger: i just lay down Stranger: giving u control You: thats right Stranger: just my arms rubbing ur pussy sometimes You: Then i'd take out my 9 inch Jungle Waster combat knife and slide it into your chest Stranger: aaaaah You: You freeze from the shock while I slowly pry open your chest. You: Then i'd reach in to whatever I could find throbbing the hardest and tell you "Shhh..." You: "Soon we'll be together forever" and i'll smile at you You: and kiss you until your eyes close Stranger: ohk Stranger: now i am turned on Stranger: :D Stranger: i grab hold of u Stranger: as hard as i cud Stranger: roll u down Stranger: below me Stranger: start kissing u madly Stranger: pressing ur breast as hard as i can You: But dude your chest is like wide open and your guts are hanging out and shit. Stranger: who cares Stranger: this is scary movie Stranger: ehhehahaha You: wat You: IT DIDN'T WORK |