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| Jun 7th, 2012 03:19 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Yes, how did the glass eating and asphalt tasting go? | |
| Jun 7th, 2012 01:58 PM | ||
| Esuohlim |
Zhukov go gargle a cum 
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| Jun 7th, 2012 02:45 AM | ||
| Tadao | Oh, thank god. I thought for a moment you decided to criticize us for being childish. | |
| Jun 7th, 2012 01:45 AM | ||
| Zhukov |
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Thrasho, how did it go? |
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| Jun 6th, 2012 01:43 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
Make sure there are no pussy filters on your cigarettes either. Also chew glass and eat blacktop. |
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| Jun 6th, 2012 01:38 PM | ||
| Tadao |
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| Jun 6th, 2012 12:36 PM | ||
| Dimnos | When you say smoke, do you mean pot or cigs? Because cigs will do the job a lot better. If you smoke like 4 packs in that time your voice should be plenty fucked up. With any luck all that nicotine will make you a little nauseous as well. | |
| Jun 6th, 2012 12:23 PM | ||
| Zhukov | Dick and sperm jokes. Well I'm surprised. | |
| Jun 6th, 2012 01:08 AM | ||
| Otto |
You should write "PUT MAN WIENERS HERE" on your forehead in sharpie and draw an arrow going down your nose to your mouth. Then let a dude put his dick in your mouth. Do this and start charging for it, I heard Pram Maven really turned his life around doing this, that is until he paid all of those guys to let him suck their dicks. |
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| Jun 5th, 2012 03:05 PM | ||
| Kitsa | I need to cross stitch that and hang it where I can see it every morning. | |
| Jun 5th, 2012 01:23 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | This is i-mockery not i-helpery | |
| Jun 5th, 2012 06:20 AM | ||
| Kitsa |
Dammit how come I was all serious and helpful and then you guys showed me another way I could have gone with it fuck you all |
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| Jun 5th, 2012 05:01 AM | ||
| ThrashO |
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how much cum and can it be my own |
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| Jun 5th, 2012 01:50 AM | ||
| Babs | Smokes pot and a fuck up. I never would of thought. | |
| Jun 5th, 2012 12:18 AM | ||
| Esuohlim |
No tadao is right just gargle a big ol' cum Get fired like a man, you don't deserve the job anyway |
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| Jun 4th, 2012 11:55 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | Scream for a couple of hours. That should work. | |
| Jun 4th, 2012 11:13 PM | ||
| Tadao | gargle jizz | |
| Jun 4th, 2012 08:49 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | Drill sergeants gargle lemon juice, among other things, to make themselves hoarse. | |
| Jun 4th, 2012 08:00 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
When I did music in college and performing arts medicine later, they said never to eat dairy before singing because you're all phlegmed up. So give that a try, I guess. I don't know, usually yelling a lot makes a voice raspy. |
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| Jun 4th, 2012 06:37 PM | ||
| ThrashO |
I need to make my voice sound sickly and hoarse by tomorrow. how. I missed work today, and I fuck up alot, but luckily i smoked so much last night that I called in with a raspy and overly sick voice. Tomorrow I have to go and talk to the general manager and see what he says. He's kind of an asshole but he likes me more than most people who work there. Anyways, besides sleeping with a fan in my face and smoking 4x more than usual tonight, what are some guaranteed ways to fuck my vocal chords up by tomorrow afternoon? |
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