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Jan 4th, 2008 02:05 AM
Zbu Manowar After this? Stallone needs to team up Rocky and Rambo to...beat up Dubya or something.

FOR AMERICA!!
Dec 31st, 2007 12:55 PM
Spetsnaz John Rambo makes me cum. Hardcore.
Dec 28th, 2007 01:08 AM
Girl Drink Drunk Im still excited about this movie but hearing "Bodies" in that new trailer makes me angry.
Dec 25th, 2007 12:11 AM
HickMan
Dec 24th, 2007 11:51 PM
AChimp http://www.movieweb.com/video/V07L69grtzEJLX

Apparently they can show ads like that on TV in Germany. :O
Dec 24th, 2007 07:32 AM
MetalMilitia New "making of" trailer:

http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer...ind-the-scenes

Pro tips: Watch out for the infant being bayoneted into a fire.
Nov 2nd, 2007 09:38 AM
MetalMilitia Couple more trailers:

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=160&item=1 (best one)

http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=160&item=2
Oct 21st, 2007 12:37 AM
AChimp I came.
Oct 20th, 2007 02:05 PM
ArrowX
Oct 20th, 2007 03:14 AM
mattias the ripped offed head guys face is priceless,pricelesss!!
Oct 10th, 2007 04:23 AM
thebiggameover does any body know where to d/l this trailer? i want to watch it on my big screen, and this would be perfict to try out this xbox connect thing....
May 23rd, 2007 09:34 AM
AChimp It got all dried up.
May 22nd, 2007 11:27 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Moon sperm.
May 22nd, 2007 11:21 PM
executioneer why don't you just get some from the moon
May 22nd, 2007 03:36 PM
AChimp Wow... I better go freeze some sperm because after I sit through the entire movie when it comes out, I may not have any left.
May 21st, 2007 12:06 PM
rocketsauce Ok gotta admit, the point blank machine gunning just blew my mind. Rambo just jumped way up on the list of anticipated movies.
May 21st, 2007 09:46 AM
Krythor My favourite part was "ATTACKING SOON."
May 20th, 2007 08:50 PM
DuFresne
Quote:
Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
That man is John Rambo. But he's not just there to infiltrate them - he's there to PAINfiltrate them.

Sig-worthy lines like this don't come around often people! Gotta snag 'em while they're hot!
May 20th, 2007 08:19 PM
Mockery
Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud View Post
Wow! I was totally not into this idea when the announcement was made. But that trailer was awesome - that's what a trailer should be. This movie is going to be a hell of a ride.
My thoughts exactly, now I can't wait for it.
May 20th, 2007 08:04 PM
Jeff The Ninja HE FUCKING PUNCHED THAT DUDES HEAD OFF!!!
May 20th, 2007 06:23 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Fuck yeah! the big dumb action movie has returned
May 20th, 2007 05:36 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud Wow! I was totally not into this idea when the announcement was made. But that trailer was awesome - that's what a trailer should be. This movie is going to be a hell of a ride.
May 20th, 2007 01:52 AM
ArrowX That was like an orgy of awesome in my brain.

The part where he turns that dude in the drivers seat to meat with the .50 was astounding to say the least.
May 19th, 2007 04:05 PM
Mockery “When you're pushed… Killing's as easy as breathing."
May 19th, 2007 10:29 AM
MetalMilitia
The Return of John Rambo

"When you're pushed... Killin's as easy as breating"

Action films today just aren't what they used to be. Time was it all it took was one man (and an essentially useless female companion) to take down entire armies of nameless goons. Heck, most of the time they wouldn't even need a gun. Steven Segal would frequently put down his weapon and challenge his enemies to a fair fight, invariably resulting in an unfair fight due to Segal's mastery of the deadly arts. But that's hardly the point.

Similarly, action stars such as Arnie have dispatched many a hapless thug with saw blades, woodland traps and of course old faithful - the unaccountably large commando knife.

But I'm not here to talk about those music playing, California governing has-beens. I'm here to talk about the figure that took gory jungle-based massacres to a whole new level; John Rambo.

WhenSheriff Will Teasle decided to send 200 men to capture Rambo in First Blood, Col. Trautman was quick to offer the advice:

"You'd better have a good supply of body bags"

With this in mind, now would be a good time to buy stocks in body bags because Rambo is back, and he's mad as hell.

Rambo IV



When Christian human rights missionaries are captured by Burmese soldiers there is only one man that can infiltrate Burma and rescue them. That man is John Rambo. But he's not just there to infiltrate them - he's there to PAINfiltrate them.
Few people can punch a man's head off and then explode their friend with a machine gun. Luckily this has never been a problem for John Rambo. Much like pulling someones neck out with his bare hands:




By all accounts the latest Rambo film (titled John Rambo) looks a be a triumph of action film making, brimming with explosions and needlessly gory deaths. Personally, I can't wait.



Check out the trailer
HERE or HERE.

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