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Feb 2nd, 2009 07:40 PM
Kitsa
that would be most not-right
Feb 2nd, 2009 07:37 PM
Tadao Actually I read that they have the new one include disability, and I began to worry that it is a plot to make me go over my allotted money in order to take away any hopes of receiving medical.
Feb 2nd, 2009 07:33 PM
Kitsa tadao, you're a liar. we gimps don't get stimulus money
Feb 2nd, 2009 07:12 PM
MattJack Your stimulus money goes to strippers, which spend it on drugs, which then the drug dealer spends on electronics/groceries. It is still going to help the economy!
Feb 2nd, 2009 07:07 PM
Tadao I'LL SPEND MY STIMULUS MONEY HOWEVER I WANT TO!
Feb 2nd, 2009 07:02 PM
MattJack I think strip clubs are dumb. I feel like I can pull broads, so what's the point of going? I've been two or three times, but it was just kind of painful.

With that said when I was 20-21 I lived with three strippers in a big house. And yes, I beat them guts on a regular basis, son.

Strippers hate all their clients and make fun of them on a regular basis. Strippers just want that dollar dollar bill yall (so they can blow it all on drugs, alcohol, and clothes).
Feb 2nd, 2009 05:28 PM
Zomboid I met a stripper at a party on Saturday and after lying and going along with her belief that I was at her bar that night, she gave me a bunch of "free admission and drink" tickets. Her birthday is this weekend at the same bar where another girl I know is celebrating her 20th.

I don't even know what course of action to take here. I suppose "get drunk and try to fuck her or any of her hot friends" is the best option, so I'll probably try that, but I've been really paranoid about STDs since a small scare in December.
Feb 2nd, 2009 08:03 AM
Kitsa lol club supersexe

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TncdhLGjFTE
Feb 2nd, 2009 04:05 AM
Big Papa Goat That's just what the strip clubs are like in Montreal.
Feb 1st, 2009 05:02 PM
bigtimecow a little bit different than a strip club, but two of my friends, in canada, went to some sort of club and paid something like 60 bucks each to watch some chicks strip (1 on 1), jerk off, and cum on their tits

Feb 1st, 2009 04:50 PM
Bod Like sports, I find watching frustrating, I'd rather be doing it.

A few years back, me and my ex went to amsterdam with an american couple. They paid money to go see a show whilst me and my ex went back to the hotel for a shag. Upon discussion afterwards, me and my ex had the better time.

I went to a stip joint in Milwaukee a year ago. The women were ok. Downstairs us women got to see some men. They were hot, but loved themselves too much. I just can't see the point of watching something you can't have, but then have been told it's a man thing. I do like to look at a hot man's body yes. But watching and never having seems crap.

I think strip bars are more of a power thing and many get turned on by power. ie, you need to earn money, so i'm going to give you my money to see parts of you that you generally keep private. Power.
Jan 30th, 2009 09:28 PM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I have a strong hate for people like this idiot above me. Take a stance mother fucker. Am to assume that you don't waste time and money for pleasure. All you can do is back pedal or never reply. What ever, you have never said anything worthwhile.
But he reads Hunter Thompson and uses quotation marks to deliver stinging observational quips!
Jan 30th, 2009 08:27 PM
TheBigMan045 Gee $10 to get in? you guys get it cheap, here its around $40 to get into mermaids where as well as dancing they also swim in large tanks naked and change from beers are given in mermaid money
Jan 30th, 2009 08:03 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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I guess when you have a bunch of guidos and shit like that come in, a dude in a metal t-shirt stands out.

Jan 30th, 2009 07:41 PM
Tadao I have a strong hate for people like this idiot above me. Take a stance mother fucker. Am to assume that you don't waste time and money for pleasure. All you can do is back pedal or never reply. What ever, you have never said anything worthwhile.
Jan 30th, 2009 07:09 PM
raoul duke AH the stripclub, where a "student in college" uses "female empowerment" to rip off "male chauvenists".
Actually I think there a waste of time and money.
Jan 30th, 2009 05:42 PM
Guitar Woman he is jealous
Jan 30th, 2009 05:25 PM
Zomboid GW is never going to FEEL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF A WOMAN, so don't worry about it.
Jan 30th, 2009 05:25 PM
Kitsa I heard if you wear lipstick on your nipples it counts as clothing.
Jan 30th, 2009 05:08 PM
Guitar Woman yes it is you are a liar
Jan 30th, 2009 05:04 PM
Tadao I love sexual hang ups.
Jan 30th, 2009 04:56 PM
WhiteRat Again, if you go to a strip club with the intent on meeting women, you are likely a fat/sad/lonely/diabetic/loveless loser.

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman View Post
Real girls go to normal bars, I would think that's a better place to meet people than a strip club.
And you know this how?

I've known two girls, one I went to high school with and one I met in college, that worked at strip clubs. Girl A was an honors student in HS and went to a private college while Girl B was trying to finish up a Bachelor's degree (don't remember what). Both stripped because they were comfortable with their bodies and there wasn't a job in town that could pay anywhere near what they were making while going to school full time.

I've seen some homely and rough looking woman, but the stereotype that all strippers are fucked in the head or skanky is quite cliched and not entirely accurate.
Jan 30th, 2009 04:53 PM
Guitar Woman Real girls go to normal bars, I would think that's a better place to meet people than a strip club.
Jan 30th, 2009 02:41 PM
Tadao People like entertainment when they go out. Yes you can stay home and eat frozen lasagna so why pay 12 dollars for one at a restaurant.

It's not a question of if it is a waste of money, cause everything is a waste of money.
Jan 30th, 2009 12:13 PM
Dimnos
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I've never got a chubby at a strip club. Whenever I go, the tits are just a nice side dish for the main course of hanging out with friends and drinking beer.
I dont know about your area but the strip clubs around here cost like $10 just to walk through the door. Once you are in its about $7 per SHOT. For the price of walking through the door and downing one shot I can have my friends come to my house and pick up an entire bottle. If your not going to the women why go at all?
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