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Jul 23rd, 2006 01:10 PM
-GROG- mine is like that to, but i like to hump paint cans.
Jul 17th, 2006 11:47 PM
maggiekarp penis pinkening cream
Jul 17th, 2006 10:43 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog the penis has a higher blood flow so it gets more melanin. It has nothing to do with sun, it's like how black guys have that purplish discoloration on their elbows. Of course it could mean you need to wash it after rigorous butt sex.
Jul 11th, 2006 02:51 PM
Terra God, I hope so.
Jul 7th, 2006 11:45 PM
Pub Lover Is it too late to ask for pictures?
Jul 7th, 2006 11:31 PM
Marc Summers Has it been near fire? Grilled sausages turn dark if you cook them too long
Jul 7th, 2006 11:08 PM
Pub Lover
Re: Tan penis

Quote:
Originally Posted by Supercooldude
Even tho my penis has never been out in the sun, it's tanner then the rest of me. WTF?
It's completely normal. It's to do with pigmentation and slack skin. Next time you have an erection, you may well notice that your penis is paler then when flaccid.

However it could also be a fungal infection, you scumbag.
Jul 7th, 2006 10:53 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supercooldude
No that can't be why because I don't masterbate.
Maybe you should. It could be the color before the fucking thing rots off, you know.

Otherwise if your a white guy, you need to wash that little fucker. So it's like the same color as the rest of you?
Jul 7th, 2006 07:47 PM
Moobs how regulary do you get blowjobs/handjobs from your girlfriend/boyfriend/animal partner/etc?

WE WILL SORT THIS OUT TOGETHER
Jul 7th, 2006 07:18 PM
Supercooldude No that can't be why because I don't masterbate.
Jul 7th, 2006 07:05 PM
Terra dickhead
Jul 7th, 2006 07:02 PM
Esuohlim In before Terra makes another lengthy post full of penis euphemisms.
Jul 7th, 2006 06:59 PM
Moobs yeah, friction fucking burns dude.
Jul 7th, 2006 05:32 PM
Fathom Zero Excessive masturbation usually does that to a man.
Jul 7th, 2006 05:21 PM
Supercooldude
Tan penis

Even tho my penis has never been out in the sun, it's tanner then the rest of me. WTF?

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