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Nov 26th, 2011 01:02 PM
k0k0 I remember one black friday my roommate got the girl in front of us in line's number by pretending he was going to beat her up after the lines started moving. He just kept threatening her for about 2 hours. Then when they finally did, he started miming punching her. She enjoyed it so much she gave him her number. Girls are fucking weird.
Nov 26th, 2011 10:57 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost http://news.yahoo.com/battle-black-f...165358707.html


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"They were opening a package to try to get some Xboxes from a crate and this lady pepper-sprayed a whole bunch of people in order to gain an advantage over the Xboxes," Valle said.


I went out black friday at midnight to shop to see people acting awesome but nothing cool happened. Not like this anyway.
Nov 10th, 2011 10:12 PM
Zhukov

I like the garage door one the best though. Are you sure you didn't just forget to close it all the way? Well, better call the cops then.
Nov 10th, 2011 08:58 PM
Kitsa I'd prefer not, but by all means destroy your teeth in your own household.
Nov 10th, 2011 08:50 PM
kahljorn can i smoke meth in your house
Nov 10th, 2011 08:22 PM
Kitsa not quite, but I don't give a fuck who smokes what.
Nov 10th, 2011 08:15 PM
Fathom Zero kitsa is a pimp
Nov 10th, 2011 08:05 PM
Kitsa don't give a fuck who smokes what really
Nov 10th, 2011 04:38 PM
MarioRPG Who raised my garage door dammit
Nov 10th, 2011 01:51 PM
k0k0 Kitsa is pretty lenient on her tenants and as long as they don't smoke the doob on the lawn in public view, they're cool.
Nov 10th, 2011 12:58 PM
Kitsa You're pretty far off in your assessment of me, zomboid, and I'm not quite sure how it got to be that way but if the thought entertains you that's fine.
Nov 10th, 2011 10:16 AM
k0k0 I remember every time I went to the store with my roommate last year, I slipped a tin of pillsbury biscuits into my pocket. I could pay for them, but just the thought of stealing only biscuits made me laugh.
Nov 10th, 2011 03:29 AM
kahljorn me and my friend stole a shrimp platter and some wine from a grocery store once :HIgHSCLASS

me and another friend wandered around till we found an open garage and raided their fridge for booze
Nov 10th, 2011 12:31 AM
k0k0

These guys probably stole the bbq and all of that other stuff.
Nov 10th, 2011 12:00 AM
executioneer i wonder if that's connected to the barbecue theft, or the theft of the ribeye/butter/olive oil earlier

PICNIC CRIME SYNDICATE
Nov 9th, 2011 11:52 PM
Pentegarn "A heavy set customer shoplifted a cookbook"

Makes sense.
Nov 9th, 2011 08:51 PM
k0k0 -Well, I always used to smoke up my apartment and get caught by the landlady.
-And I used to always drive around and yell at random people.
-I've gotten into a friends house to mess stuff up before they get home to see if it freaks them out.
-I've stolen a grill from a neighbor.
-I have driven through one of those stupid gates.
-I have made a myspace page of someone just to make fun of them.
-Never did any of the other stuff.

Man, I am pretty sure if I lived in your area, half of the crime beats 5 years ago would be about things I did.
Nov 9th, 2011 08:26 PM
Zomboid The first two sound like things that Kitsa would complain about.
Nov 9th, 2011 07:19 PM
executioneer hahaha set up a facebook page just to make fun of her! CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME
Nov 9th, 2011 05:38 PM
mew barios
Spoilers!
Nov 8th, 2011 04:51 PM
Fathom Zero flashbacks I'm having just now
Nov 7th, 2011 01:01 AM
Evil Robot II SHAKE THE CRIME STICK!
Nov 6th, 2011 07:03 PM
executioneer

was this what was on the note
Nov 6th, 2011 04:45 PM
k0k0 Hahaha...I should try that magic man thing. The neighbors across the street just had a baby boy due to their large sign that says so, and his name. Time for the magic man to travel.
Nov 6th, 2011 04:26 PM
mew barios i missed a week somewhere

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