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Aug 19th, 2004 10:20 AM
Dole I am convinced his movie will be FANFUCKINGTASTIC
Aug 19th, 2004 05:10 AM
FS Johnyy, look me in the eye and tell me you don't get your stupid inspiration from watching Jackass or any of its knockoffs. Maybe you should make a movie about farts or hitting your friends with dead fish.
Aug 19th, 2004 04:27 AM
pjalne Microwave ovens don't have brakes . That's a supid premise .
Aug 18th, 2004 09:58 PM
DementedElf
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Originally Posted by subterfuge
I agree with Spectre.

The dialogue in your movie will be entirely incoherent.

"heyguys whats they over their omgomg! its a mawnstercanyoubeleeve it oh shit i cant bleeve it no way lets kill it OK lets!! ok now were back home and safe lets watch tv ok lets watch it no momm said we couldnt its time for bed but the monster! i know the monster! we'll totally die tonight from the monster yeah it will be fun no wait i mean it will be the suck omg did you just here that? this movie sucks i'mdone....."
I think that is about right.

http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/

This will help. Just please read it.
Aug 18th, 2004 07:48 PM
Johnyy Darko He not going to be in it because He is to big to be in my movie This is a not a real movie and this is my third film the first one I made was a mockumentary shortfilm about me making a how to play Guitar helping but i suck at Guitar, it sounds stupid but it funny.The second on was about fire and doing cool and crazy thing like how to brake a micerwave,Me and my friends bid 5 cheap micerwave and see what we can do to brake them like put cd in them and puting toy with gasoline on the toy and put foil on them and start the micerwave and run it very cool it like 20 minutes long and the new one i'm going to start making soon is not a shortfilm.
Aug 18th, 2004 07:01 PM
Johnyy Darko Fuck you and he is not going to be in it
Aug 18th, 2004 06:55 PM
SMN Bullshit. Bruce dont have time for you.

Besides are you gonna ask Bruce to be in it, and make him say "OMGLOL this it mie boobstick!"
Aug 18th, 2004 06:50 PM
Johnyy Darko I'm geting advice from Bruce Campbell for the film
Aug 18th, 2004 02:55 PM
subterfuge I agree with Spectre.

The dialogue in your movie will be entirely incoherent.

"heyguys whats they over their omgomg! its a mawnstercanyoubeleeve it oh shit i cant bleeve it no way lets kill it OK lets!! ok now were back home and safe lets watch tv ok lets watch it no momm said we couldnt its time for bed but the monster! i know the monster! we'll totally die tonight from the monster yeah it will be fun no wait i mean it will be the suck omg did you just here that? this movie sucks i'mdone....."
Aug 18th, 2004 08:46 AM
Dixie i would like to appear in this film as a bowl of candy corn...that vomits.
Aug 18th, 2004 05:36 AM
Spectre X Johnny, your movie will suck a lot of ass.

Because you are a brainless moron that can't write his way out of a wet paper bag, and because of this, you will never ever achieve anything significant in your pathetic life, ever.


Furthermore, you will die alone of asphyxiation from attempting autoerotic strangulation.
Aug 17th, 2004 07:21 PM
JeefGyle You guys need to learn to proofread
Aug 16th, 2004 09:33 PM
sports Your not gonna use any cool camera shots, but overuse them like in ''Knock Off''. If you seen like 20 min's of it, you know what I'm talking about.
Aug 16th, 2004 08:05 PM
Johnyy Darko
I'm going to make a movie

It going to be for a film class i got in high school.It going to be a Halloween film but not a kiddy one or a short film,it going to be like an hour long,and it a .Comedy/horrer.It going to be about This five kid going trick or treat
and have a killer killing all of the trick or treater that he see,I'm writeing it know so some of the thing are going to chance and i will add more news on it later

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