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Dec 2nd, 2008 12:09 AM
Tadao :highfive
Dec 1st, 2008 11:35 PM
Asila TADAO THE PETSITTER

HE'LL PAY YOU
Dec 1st, 2008 10:55 PM
Tadao I'll take care of your pets while you're away and not have sex with them.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:54 PM
Sam do they have to?
Dec 1st, 2008 10:52 PM
MattJack can ICP come too?
Dec 1st, 2008 10:49 PM
Sam It would be like a National Lampoons movie.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:45 PM
Zomboid MO' BITCHES MO' PROBLEMS
Dec 1st, 2008 10:44 PM
Zomboid FELLAS, WHAT WE NEED IS A BIG ROAD TRIP WHERE THE THREE OF US GO AROUND DOGGING AS MANY GIRLS AS WE CAN!
Dec 1st, 2008 10:44 PM
Sam We had the same day. ;__;
Dec 1st, 2008 10:36 PM
MattJack Yes. By myself ;_;

Then I listened to the cure all the way home ;_;
Dec 1st, 2008 10:30 PM
Sam Did you go to the bank after eating sushi?
Dec 1st, 2008 10:28 PM
MattJack i luv salmon so much though
Dec 1st, 2008 10:27 PM
MattJack That comment made me think of me being at the bank yesterday and accidentally smelling my hand after handling salmon, which in turn made me think of my first girlfriend.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:25 PM
Zomboid DUDE NEXT TIME I WILL TAKE HIGH-RES PICS FOR YOU. FOR A SECOND I WAS LIKE "wtf is that?" THEN I REMEMBERED HER JUICING LIKE CRAZY.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:20 PM
Sam That is still unsettling to read.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:18 PM
Zomboid It's too late for that. I already shouted that out during sex, right before I started crying and told her all of my fears. PS - It's a good thing she has a sense of humour, cause I'm pretty sure most girls wouldn't take kindly to hearing "hey, some of your juice dried on my piercing."
Dec 1st, 2008 10:13 PM
Sam
Dec 1st, 2008 10:13 PM
MattJack nvm

Sam's idea is spot on!
Dec 1st, 2008 10:13 PM
MattJack Well the girl I was talking about last post ended up calling me and said, "Hey I'm sorry. I was being really rude."

Women are f'n crazy.

Zomboid: I'd just play it cool. You know, be nice, but don't kiss ass. You should feel her out before you start going at it with her.

Believe it or not women go crazy once they start having sex with you. It's a fact. Look it up.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:07 PM
Sam Tell her you love her Zomboid.
Dec 1st, 2008 09:58 PM
Tadao Give her flowers
Dec 1st, 2008 09:53 PM
Zomboid I fucked a girl from school that I'd wanted to bone since the beginning of classes in September, and it was great fun, but now I'm wondering HOW TO HANDLE SEEING HER AT SCHOOL TWICE A WEEK. I think everything will be just fine, but I'm thinking maybe I should set up a game plan that'll both keep things nice and loose but keep her close enough to fuck again later on.

It's not like I'm being an asshole here; we were just both down for fucking so we did it and I think she's cool with that. IT IS THE NEXT STEP THAT SETS THE PACE FOR FUTURE ENCOUNTERS!
Dec 1st, 2008 09:48 AM
Zhukov I think you just got unlucky there Matt. She probably DID just have to go and do something else, and when you asked if she was ok, she obviously sees it as you being patronising. Maybe becuase she is sensitive ("like a woman") and doesn't want to be, or maybe because she is crazy. Like a woman.

That kind of misunderstanding probably wouldn't have happened if you weren't texting, since she could see how sincere you were, and if you were further into a relationship or whatever she probably would have found it easier to accept that she made an assumption!

Maybe she didn't mean the "get over yourself" line in the way that you thought it, either. Althought I don't see how you could read that as anything other than a slap in the face.

Or maybe you were being condescending, and you're just trying to convince yourself otherwise.
Nov 26th, 2008 12:05 AM
Sam That sounds like the most perfect day.
Nov 25th, 2008 11:56 PM
Zomboid As will I. Just us three girls. We can gaaaaab and stuff our faces with all sorts of raw fish and... I don't know what
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