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Oct 28th, 2003 01:18 AM
Jeanette X http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/281306.htm
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...863870,00.html
Its a pretty bad state of affairs when babies start attacking people.
Oct 27th, 2003 10:40 PM
Schimid Have you guys heard the story of Mary Bell? It's seriously the freakiest thing ever
Oct 27th, 2003 10:29 PM
DJ Potatoe No...where was it?
Oct 27th, 2003 10:25 PM
Anonymous hey, did you guys hear that story in the news about the babies attacking some toddler and biting him like 30 times. That's some freaky shit
Oct 27th, 2003 06:51 PM
glowbelly are you talking to yourself?
Oct 27th, 2003 04:34 PM
Bennett
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Originally Posted by Bennett
I've had (more than one person) stop me and ask me for Zig-Zags... and this was before I grew my hair out.
Why did you you put: more than one person
in parenthesis?

dumbass.
Oct 27th, 2003 04:30 PM
mburbank People never ask me for anything. Why? Becuae I ooze 'uncool' pheremones. You can too. You just squeeze your butt muscle really heard and make a pinchy face.
Oct 27th, 2003 04:28 PM
Bennett Maybe it's just a comfort level thing: let me explain:

For some reason, people who need something on the street are magnetically attracted to me. I don't mean, "hey panhandlers always ask me for change," No. I can see someone walking down the street with that "I need directions" look in the eye, and I will watch them pass up 10 people and stop to ask me for directions. People ask me for cigarettes when I'm not smoking. I've had (more than one person) stop me and ask me for Zig-Zags... and this was before I grew my hair out. Kids ask me for cigarettes, and to buy booze. I've even had some crazy dude show me his collection of bullet and knife scars and believe me it was more extensive than I needed to know.

So basically I'm like the doctor doolittle of street urchins. I don't know why, but as Uncle Ben said, with great power comes great responsibility.

What I was trying to say, is that I'm sure the little punks didn't think you looked "old".

I have gray hairs
Oct 27th, 2003 04:23 PM
kellychaos Now where did I put those depends ... too late?
Oct 27th, 2003 04:19 PM
mburbank Doops; Don't bang the oldness drum unless you like bangin' it. I've been banging that drum since I was about 18. Why becuase HEY YOU DAMN KIDS GET THE HELL OF MY FRIGGIN' LAWN! PUT THAT MAGAZINE DOWN! THIS AIN'T NO FRIGGIN' LIBRARY!! WHEN I WAS A KID I MAY HAVE BEEN A PUNK BUT AT LEAST I HAD SOME GOD DAMN RESPECT!


HEY! HEY! CAN YOU STOP CURSING IN FRONT OF MY KIDS? DIDN'Y ANYONE EVER ETACH YOU THE WORD 'FUCK' IS NOT A COMMA?!

YOU'LL BE SORRY AS HELL WHEN I'M DEAD! YOU THINK YOU WON'T BUT YOU WILL! KNOW HOW I KNOW, PUNK? ON ACCOUNT OF HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE HAD DIE ON ME!
Oct 27th, 2003 04:05 PM
kellychaos suck my hobbes
Oct 27th, 2003 04:01 PM
Cap'n Crunch YOU RUINED CALVIN AND HOBBES.
Oct 27th, 2003 03:58 PM
kellychaos You should have taken their money and walked out the other entrance. That way the lil' whippersnappers get a lesson about the evils of alcohol and trusting strangers ... plus a tidy profit is had as well.
Oct 26th, 2003 12:44 AM
Jixby Phillips Thanks buddy
Oct 26th, 2003 12:03 AM
Sethomas Lately, it's quite rare that I on the boards.

Jixby made me .
Oct 25th, 2003 10:57 PM
Jixby Phillips YOU GAVE THEM A LECTURE???
Oct 25th, 2003 09:43 PM
Jeanette X I had some stupid girls ask me if I could sell the cigarettes, even though they admitted they were underage.
I gave them a lecture on how I wasn't going to risk my job and having to pay a $500 fine so they could smoke.
And they actually had the nerve to pretend they didn't know it was illegal.
Maybe they genuinely didn't. But I was not impressed with them in any case.
Oct 25th, 2003 07:06 PM
FS Did you say "No can do, little buddy."?
Oct 25th, 2003 06:22 PM
Command Prompt What the hell kind of Canadian are you? Hell, I was buying beer when I was seven! For my parents! I didn't start drinking till I was eleventeen.
Oct 25th, 2003 06:15 PM
Poxpower
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Originally Posted by Doopa

Actually, he specifically requested Black & Tan
Wow what a picky little bastard. Should have slammed a bottle on his head since he wants beer so much.
Oct 25th, 2003 06:00 PM
Jixby Phillips Gross!!!
Oct 25th, 2003 05:43 PM
Anonymous did you make-out?
Oct 25th, 2003 05:41 PM
Jixby Phillips When I was 17 some girl asked me to buy cigarettes for her.
Oct 25th, 2003 05:41 PM
Anonymous !
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Maybe you should of, you would have felt better about yourself because you would of gotten a totally cool youth compliment
Maybe I should have just run off with the beer. Then I'd feel good. Fuck youth
Oct 25th, 2003 05:39 PM
Anonymous
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HEY! Where's your ball-n-chain? AIM! STAT! POR FAVOR!
he is still at work. he gets off at 6

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you could have bought him root beer.
Actually, he specifically requested Black & Tan
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