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| Aug 9th, 2009 02:24 PM | ||
| Shrubfest | I've just read that book. I read guts at the teatable whilst eating pork chops. | |
| Aug 9th, 2009 01:47 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | He's said that every time he's asked to do a book reading, at least one person faints during that story. I just laughed and laughed. 'Cause it's pretty hilarious. | |
| Aug 8th, 2009 01:40 PM | ||
| stevetothepast |
Did you guys ever read "Guts"? http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html It's pretty gross. |
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| Aug 7th, 2009 02:20 AM | ||
| Jeanette X |
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 Jesus, why did that happen?! Was it the uppers or some kind of medical condition?! |
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| Aug 1st, 2009 01:25 PM | ||
| Dimnos | Wow. Most people on uppers tha I have known Never much wanted sex or to spank it. Guys anyway. Women a dif story. | |
| Aug 1st, 2009 12:01 PM | ||
| Supafly345 |
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| Aug 1st, 2009 09:38 AM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
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| Aug 1st, 2009 12:28 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
omg i always thought 10k looked like some kind of murderous, penis wielding maniac
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| Jul 31st, 2009 10:07 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
 Phantom Sperms!
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| Jul 31st, 2009 06:52 PM | ||
| Sam |
or he just blew a hole clean through her. 
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| Jul 31st, 2009 06:00 PM | ||
| kahljorn | so what you're saying is that your semen phased through her body and ended up on "her" back? i guess its true what they say about ojas :O | |
| Jul 31st, 2009 05:57 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
Oh noes. I'm usually just bored and I'm addicted. My record is 39 days while doing that. Then my ex ruined my streak. At the end she was laying down on her back and somehow it went THROUGH her and ended up on her back. |
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| Jul 31st, 2009 04:36 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
lol ojas supposedly if you do that too much it can create clogs so be carefuls :O its where you orgasm but keep yourself from cuming, based on the idea that your semen is like your life energy or something. It's basically a way to trick jesus  he probably does it to prevent pregnancy but unbeknownst it to him when you suck up your semen with your penis like a straw and its inside a vagina there's a chance that you'll suck up an egg and your penis will become impregnated. |
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| Jul 31st, 2009 04:35 PM | ||
| Dimnos | I dont think I even want to click that. | |
| Jul 31st, 2009 04:12 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
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I've been doing this for a few years. |
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| Jul 31st, 2009 03:45 PM | ||
| Dimnos |
That is a private moment. What a perv.  Nevermind. That was a bad joke. Sorry. |
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| Jul 31st, 2009 03:21 PM | ||
| kahljorn | That, and about failing Jesus/the cultural value system. | |
| Jul 31st, 2009 03:08 PM | ||
| Dimnos | About Jesus watching their dirty act or something? | |
| Jul 31st, 2009 03:06 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
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| Jul 31st, 2009 01:11 PM | ||
| Womti | I'd say at least once is okay, so is about 2 or maybe 3 times. | |
| Jul 31st, 2009 12:09 PM | ||
| DevilWearsPrada | why would you feel guilty when you masturbate, you must think about some fucked up shit when you do it, i mean jesus christ | |
| Jul 30th, 2009 11:28 AM | ||
| Dimnos |
The Colonel is correct! Death was the only good part on that one. |
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| Jul 30th, 2009 10:45 AM | ||
| Colonel Flagg | "Life of Brian" was better. | |
| Jul 30th, 2009 10:04 AM | ||
| Dimnos | No. | |
| Jul 30th, 2009 03:37 AM | ||
| kert |
"Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate." |
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