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Dec 27th, 2008 09:30 AM
bigtimecow crimson, you're reminding me of this morning radio show around boston called "the hillman morning show." they have these contests for "men" to win "manly things" like to get one of their rooms all "manned out" with a bunch of "manly sports things" so they can "be men" and tell their wives to "cook manly steaks for them" because "men and women have specific priorities no matter who they are or what they do with their lives because it's all predetermined"

AKA YOU'RE A FAGGOT

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NAW MEEN
Dec 19th, 2008 09:01 AM
Crimson Ghost They way I see it: Would you want to know? Would he be pissed at you if he found out you knew and didn't tell him? Is it wrong to fuck your friend's girlfriend? Sure, but there's nothing wrong with it if he's not your friend. There is a razor's edge of right and wrong. Maybe drugs are the answer.
Dec 19th, 2008 08:45 AM
pac-man I remember it being a short lived series of beer commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I85vo9FTG8s
Dec 19th, 2008 02:29 AM
Perndog Yeah, isn't man-law some kind of prison bitch thing?
Dec 18th, 2008 02:55 PM
Tadao Man-law. Fuck that shit. That sounds gay.
Dec 18th, 2008 02:45 PM
Crimson Ghost
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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God View Post
Tell your friend man.
Then fuck her.
I agree. Tell him to cover yourself. If you don't tell, you break man-law. Then you ask to prove it to him with x, y, and z. No, not with him, with her.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:25 PM
Sam That's just how I would break it.
Dec 1st, 2008 10:24 PM
Sam I HATE TO TELL YOU THIS... BUT... SHE CAN TAKE... IT.... TOO...
Dec 1st, 2008 10:23 PM
MattJack I haven't talked to either of them since all of this

I just hope my friends let me know that my girl is a s*ut

I can take it
Nov 25th, 2008 03:51 PM
Tadao Stay the fuck out of it MJ. He will always choose pussy over you. That's how it goes. Either way you are gonna lose cause the bitch got him hooked. Might as well leave him to his misery and find a new friend.
Nov 25th, 2008 03:25 PM
glowbelly you live in a bra?!!?!!
Nov 25th, 2008 02:42 PM
Grislygus That really hits me where I live, bra, fuckin beautiful an shit
Nov 25th, 2008 02:11 PM
Dimnos I didnt read much other than Mattjacks OP because I really dont care but... If it was just the one time then yea B. However if she has ever even hinted at it any other time then its not just the drinks and you do owe it to your buddy to tell him his girl is a hoe. This is all under the assumption that he is your better friend and she is just the chick he is getting hitched to. If its the other way around and she is your better friend and he is just the dude she is getting hitched to then you dont owe him shit and you should hit that before it gets tied down.
Nov 17th, 2008 05:21 PM
Grislygus Attaboy
Nov 17th, 2008 04:59 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
Cheers to Scorpios brah.
Damn str8. I dun even know what Scorpios are about

I just imagine my sign looking like Scorpion from MK.

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Originally Posted by Zhukov
Have you thought about talking to her about it? At least then you could get her to reassure you that it was just her making a drunken fool out of herself.
Man, she would act like she has no idea what I'm talking about. That's how women work. She'd save as much face as possible. At least I'd hope so.

If she started confessing her love for me, well, then I'd have a straight tragedy on my hands.

I'm going US Military on her. Don't ask. Don't tell.
Nov 17th, 2008 02:33 PM
Grislygus BENDER OVER GUD IN THE MENS ROOM
Nov 16th, 2008 05:34 PM
Zomboid OR YOU COULD FUCK HER
Nov 16th, 2008 05:34 AM
Zhukov Have you thought about talking to her about it? At least then you could get her to reassure you that it was just her making a drunken fool out of herself.
Nov 15th, 2008 04:46 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost View Post
I don't hit girls but I've had thoughts about Glocking her Spiel.
AKA going Patrick Moore on her ass.
Nov 15th, 2008 04:44 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I had a similiar situation with a friend. Girl A told me Fiance 1 was cheating on my best friend. I ended up telling best friend about Fiance 1. Turns out Girl A is a drama queen and intentionally gave me bad info. I don't hit girls but I've had thoughts about Glocking her Spiel.

I probably wouldn't mention it to your friend. If you do though, downplay it. Hope you had a good birthday besides that.

Cheers to Scorpios brah.
Nov 14th, 2008 03:53 PM
Zomboid MAN, YOUS A FAG. IF I WAS U, ID BE ALL UP IN DAT SHITE. I BE POUNDIN HER VADGE LIKE IT AINT NO THANG. SHE BE SAYIN OH OH OH OH OH AND I BE SAYIN HO HO HO HO HO CUZ ITS XMAS 'N SANTA ALWAYS GETS DA BITCHES NAW MEEN
Nov 14th, 2008 03:49 PM
Grislygus No, wait, I didn't pay attention the second sentence. Decent plan, actually
Nov 14th, 2008 03:48 PM
Grislygus Oh, whatever. Girls always expect guys to suck it up and own up to this kind of shit, but as soon as one of their friends get engaged to (unbeknownst to her) what amounts to a greasy manwhore not one of them will say a thing

To her face, that is, they'll keep talking about how bad her life is gonna suck as soon as her back is turned
Nov 14th, 2008 03:08 PM
Dixie Tell your friend man.
Then fuck her.
Nov 14th, 2008 02:35 PM
MattJack take me out to supper, meet my mother, and bake me a delicious cake
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