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| Aug 15th, 2006 05:54 PM | |
| Les Waste |
sorry for the recent hiatus but my goddamn laptop's power cable decided that it wasn't going to work so I had to order another one and until that happened I was utterly computerless. Fucking technology. Also, mama said knock you out. Also, vicodin + Thunderbird = euphoria |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 10:42 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
I keep restraining myself from posting in this thread because all I'd end up doing is ass kissing and fuck that  Bobo I love you I am serious
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 04:40 PM | |
| Les Waste |
My living room faces west and since it has four windows all facing said direction I have actually been able to tan in my living room during the afternoon hours time. I usually don't hate summer this much but goddamit it's been too hot. A few weeks ago I went disc golfing (which is apparently a midwestern phenomenom where hippies use frisbees to golf, but hey fuck you it's fun and I like to get high a lot) and it was so hot I think I almost died. All light in a tunnel and flashbacks to my schooling years and whatnot, all sweat stains on my SHOULDERS for crying out loud. But it's not too bad right now because it is severely overcast and it looks as such like it will hail soon, but anyway, back to the topic at hand. Max did you happen to read my initially posted column? I like getting feedback from writers whom I don't think suck and I would like to include you in such a bracket. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 03:59 PM | |
| mburbank | When I first got out of college I lived on the top floor of a three decker in Somerville, MA. and there was no air conditioning, and one side of our apartment faced due west, so from noon on, the apartment would roast. I recall a summer evening when out hallway thermometer topped out at 120. But I'm old now and anything over 95 pretty much starts to make me dead. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 03:38 PM | |
| GADZOOKS |
We just got a bunch of thunderstorms in chicago and it's alot cooler now. Maybe some of that action is coming your way 
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 03:24 PM | |
| Les Waste |
Hello Max, I remember you as someone who is funny! I live in an apartment with no air conditioning and it's been like 120 degrees in here for like two weeks. And I live in goddamn Wisconsin. It's winter for nine months of the year, so what the fuck. I have two fans in windows in my living room and also a huge, metal, industrial-ass-looking fan that I stole from my college newspaper's office (don't tell anyone on account of the stealing, but shit the office is in the basement of a heavily air-conditioned building, I worked there for five years and nobody goddamn used it so who the fuck is going to miss it). You know when it's so cold that you can see your breath? It's so fucking hot now that I can see the little heat vapor lines everywhere. It's like the other thing only it makes no sense. Shit I hate the summer. I saw a thread made by one mister Max Burbank about said heat but now since I said that I feel like I don't need to look at said thread. So there. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 03:05 PM | |
| mburbank | hello, bobo. it is so hot outside I'm e-scairt to leave work. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 01:49 PM | |
| Les Waste |
because I didn't know I had one. Also I just replied back to it. and how the fuck come nobody commented on my brilliant LARP article? I got an award for that one 
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 01:47 PM | |
| Rongi | During the hallucingenetics tour claypool would do whamola stuff during Tim Alexander's drum solos. And promote Farenheit 911 |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 01:45 PM | |
| Les Waste | no this wasn't just Claypool, it was Primus -- actual, real Primus, with the other real members, doing all old Primus songs. It was their only show of the year, apparently. But it was amazingly kickass to see Primus songs live (My Name is Mud and Southbound Pachyderm were especially awesome) |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 01:39 PM | |
| Rongi |
THINK OF YOUR HEALTH Did claypool do any whamola? He did it for like three seconds when i saw him |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 01:37 PM | |
| Les Waste |
I would give up shitting before I ever gave up drinking. I was still drunk today when I went to the store to buy come Colt 45s and smokes. Before I saw Primus I was at a friend's house who coincidentally lives like a mile from where the festival grounds were (I had drank many, many beers) and he made the mistake of producing a bottle of Jack and asking who wanted some. I then proceeded to chug. Then I chugged it again when no one was looking. Then I finished the bottle so nobody would get suspicious. Once I got to the concert (I chugged a beer on the one-mile car ride there) I made myself puke because I was full and wanted to make room for more drinking. Then of course, you know, the LSD. Life just isn't nearly as fun if you don't have a constant slant on. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 12:43 PM | |
| Rongi |
I saw Les Claypool & His Fancy Band in July. Everyone was really drunk and smelly and it wasnt very fun because I gave up the sauce so i couldnt act foolish
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 12:33 PM | |
| Les Waste |
I was trashed last night on a liter of Roundy's gin and several pints of Lizard Lager and Chojin IMed me out of no where right before I went to a bar and told me that I should post again because I was missed. Being all drunk and whatnot I saw no harm in the proposal and now I am pleasantly surprised to see that there are still people here who not only don't suck, but are cool. I thought this board had gone to holy hell in a handbasket or whatever, but maybe that's just time's way of telling me I need to do a lot less goddamn drugs. Did I mention I saw Primus in concert last saturday? And right when the show started I dropped acid. It was kickass. Hi Sadie! Since I've graduated I have enjoyed a lucrative career as an unemployed person. And I've been writing, just not really for anyone or any thing. Also I've been drinking a lot. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 12:04 PM | |
| Rongi |
Bobo, pimp my post was brilliance. Plz stay a while
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 11:34 AM | |
| AChimp | I endorse this brief appearance by Bobo to cuss us out. |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 09:29 AM | |
| Emu |
so are you not coming back
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 08:37 AM | |
| sadie |
bobo!  i've been asking about you. what're you doing now that you're a bona-fide, college-graduated adult? still writing? |
| Aug 3rd, 2006 02:27 AM | |
| Misdemonar |
Hi, I'm new! 
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| Aug 3rd, 2006 02:26 AM | |
| Misdemonar |
Hi, I'm new!
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| Aug 2nd, 2006 11:28 PM | |
| Esuohlim |
Bobo I hope you know that I still visit and read stuff from Gorilla Pirate pretty much religiously man and that I never actually laugh at anything else as much as your writings.
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| Aug 2nd, 2006 10:53 PM | |
| GADZOOKS | Oh man what happen to the real les waste in your avatar |
| Aug 2nd, 2006 10:45 PM | |
| executioneer | I'M ONLY CRICITAL CUZ I'M JEALOUS U KNOW THAT RIGHT ;_; |
| Aug 2nd, 2006 10:36 PM | |
| Les Waste |
cpt. Bubba I totally remember the fuck out of you and I'm so happy you remember that weirdass imagery from one of my columns that is killer to the MAX. and fuck you willie, I've already gotten in trouble from my rock 'n roll lifestyle and the important part is that I learned nothing from said trouble. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna drink the rest of my $6 Roundy's gin and then go to a bar and drink more gin and probably some dark beer. I need to whaz. |
| Aug 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM | |
| executioneer | i told you man that rock and roll lifestyle you're livin is gonna get you in trouble one of these days |
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