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Mar 6th, 2003 02:39 PM
Ninjavenom Hah, he calls helm's icon poorly drawn.
Mar 6th, 2003 02:37 PM
wreckreation GOOD ONE
Mar 6th, 2003 02:21 PM
sadie captain retard.
Mar 6th, 2003 01:58 PM
CaptainBubba Yes, but I'm a captain.

Anyway, Mr.Salsa, did you by chance get the oppurtunity to steal one of Sheban's magic viking helms before you clubed her to unconciousness? I really need one so that I can have a conversation piece for my date with the pope this saturday.

Hes in to interesting hats yunno.
Mar 6th, 2003 01:50 PM
sadie i don't take orders from morons, especially ones who call themselves bubba.
Mar 6th, 2003 01:45 PM
CaptainBubba TAKE IT OUTSIDE YOU THREE!
Mar 6th, 2003 01:40 PM
sadie two whole minutes of crying and that's the best you could do?
Mar 6th, 2003 01:39 PM
CaptainBubba Take it outside you two

Back to your knife bum fighting session with your anglo-saxon girl-friend, Sheban!
Mar 6th, 2003 01:10 PM
SenorSalsa Giving a translation is really over the top concidering that you have a short-skirted poorly drawn anime girl standing over a box ready to fight
Mar 6th, 2003 01:08 PM
SenorSalsa you are mean, i cry now.
Mar 5th, 2003 08:27 PM
Helm
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fatagn
In his house at Ryleh Cuthulhu lies dreaming
You thought it proper to give a translation too, huh? Moron.
Mar 4th, 2003 02:26 PM
MaskedMonk That's like, practically eighth base!
Mar 4th, 2003 02:02 PM
CaptainBubba SCORE!
Mar 4th, 2003 12:30 AM
SenorSalsa Alex you always know just what to say. i tried the first part and it worked really well, but when i asked her if i could try the second part, she seemed rather impartial to it. and then she kicked me in the temple with her high-heel and caused severe hemmoraging so i almost drowned in my own vomit!
Feb 28th, 2003 07:07 PM
Helm
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KILL HER
good advice.
Feb 27th, 2003 02:50 PM
CaptainBubba Find a bed. Put in a movie and make sure you can both watch the movie while being on the bed. Kiss her on the lips, mouth closed. It will progress from there.

For the sake of good measure: GIZ ON HER FACE THEN RUB IT ON HER BODY THEN KILL HER AND BURY HER THEN DIG HER BACK UP AND STICK YOUR DICK IN HER CHEST CAVITY! AHAHAHA!.

ok.
Feb 27th, 2003 10:59 AM
SenorSalsa Hey black jack, its called a mock!
Feb 25th, 2003 05:46 PM
MaskedMonk Oh yeah... is that before or after the cum squirted on the chick's face?
Feb 25th, 2003 04:16 PM
NONBonham yea it is part of the song, it's right after the part about the dvda.
Feb 25th, 2003 05:52 AM
Blackjack The ninth level of HELL all hail lucifer lord of ducklings


Leave off the D 'n D. Cut your hair. Wear deoderant. Kill yourself
Feb 25th, 2003 02:45 AM
sadie
Feb 24th, 2003 11:18 PM
MaskedMonk I don't remember that being part of the song...
Feb 24th, 2003 08:07 PM
sadie hey, monkboy! slap that cock on this plank, y'hear? my staplegun's all revved up and shit. NOW!
Feb 24th, 2003 05:02 PM
MaskedMonk First you whip you whip your dick out.

Then you put it back in your pants.

Then you whip it out again and you turn yourself around.

And that's what it's all about.
Feb 24th, 2003 01:38 AM
MrAdventure I DONT THINK GIRLS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE OUT
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