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Mar 19th, 2006 01:39 PM
Raize Even homophobes should use paragraphs.
Mar 18th, 2006 07:34 PM
Rez

i didnt know geggy was such a hilarious idiot about these things...

Mar 7th, 2006 05:38 PM
Terra Hey I like this guy!!

I hate this. I really hate this Fuzznuts! But I'm ONLY KIDDING!!!

This is a goddamn MOCK FUCKING FORUM! Not some gay pride soapbox and set my people free.

It started out as "my uncle came out" and ended up as "my people really piss me off." Granted, threads tend to get derailed around here but there is much more mirth and merryment and an occasional self sepeku moment in which case fun is had by the entire family.

Alive, special kudos for the ball busting bitch insert.
Mar 7th, 2006 02:17 PM
Frizzurd Man with all the talk of biggots bitching about theyre freedom of speach and i cant even complain about my own people. Self critisicm! you should like that. Alright lets make a deal. you chill out and i chill out. hehehe man with pickle on his head.
Mar 7th, 2006 12:32 PM
VolCanon For men, we could make them eunuchs. They'd still be into sodomy (even more than before, if you look at the Chinese eunuchs), but uhhh... they wouldnt be able to be on the 'giving' end anymore?
Mar 7th, 2006 09:46 AM
Terra
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Originally Posted by Frizzurd
You wont be rid of the problem till you bring up concentration camps and kill us all. We arnt changing dumbass.
Nobody is asking you to "change" shithead. Just shut the fuck up about your problems with it.
Mar 6th, 2006 08:52 PM
Chojin also this is just advice in case any of you run into gays in the future look into their eyes if you stare hard enough you can see them start to strain they will see the error of their ways and maybe even turn straight but be careful if you arent man enough you might become one of them yourself thats right thats how 90 percent of gays are created but no one ever said being a man was easy am i right
Mar 6th, 2006 07:44 PM
ArrowX Don't let them bite you, there like Zombies :O
Mar 6th, 2006 07:20 PM
Frizzurd You wont be rid of the problem till you bring up concentration camps and kill us all. We arnt changing dumbass.
Mar 6th, 2006 05:42 PM
Terra ...and there are many that can benefit from just that...
Mar 6th, 2006 05:38 PM
Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Leb6bbefPVQ&search=girls
Mar 6th, 2006 03:36 PM
Terra Oh stop pms-ing Fuzznuts, or whatever your name is. You can take your angst and shove it right up where your prostate used to be.

You need to lighten up and hit one of the forums where somebody actually might give a shit. I can guarantee you that it won't be around here.

So fuck off you twat.
Mar 6th, 2006 03:15 PM
Frizzurd That all you have to say? You dont have any fucking idea do you. Must be good getting off on the suffering of others. Slimeball
Mar 5th, 2006 12:40 AM
Terra Jesus.

Another bitch that retains water.
Mar 5th, 2006 12:27 AM
Frizzurd Im only attracted to gay "acting" guys by the way i wouldnt even want to date a bisexual. I cant even get a date with other gays because im so damn shy when i am spoken to it catches me off gaurd and i cant make a good response and end up looking like an idiot and/or asshole. Which i admit i probably am. sigh
Mar 5th, 2006 12:20 AM
Frizzurd
beware my homo rage!

This is a message from one gay man to all the others... End this gay pride bullshit now! Gay "culture" fucking sucks if you would even call it that! I am ashamed to be affiliated with you! Just because your gay doesnt mean you have to throw all morality away you stupid AIDs ridden cock suckers!
Feb 26th, 2006 02:41 AM
homoperfect Unless he has publicly announced his gaydom and freely jokes about it, I wouldn't mention it too much. Being Gay is not the definig characture of his personality. Find general issues that you know and talk about those. but if the issue comes up don't avoid it but talk about it with ease. Also do not say that being gay is his choice. As a gay I personally find it offensive as do most gays I know. no one would choose to go threw the demeaning second class crap our society finds it nessisary to put us threw. there are just instances where no matter how attractive the opposite you just don't feel the attraction. Most gay men I know may flirt or joke about gay sex with a straight male. Some have the intent to have sexual relations while others are soley joking. either way, normally if the straight male shows irritation and are clearly uninterested, the gay guy will respect the straight male wishes. but don't say no in a joking or flirty manner, pay attention on how you deny the gay guy or the may take you as coy or not serious.
Feb 21st, 2006 06:28 PM
liquidstatik You're way too into yourself, Geggy.
Feb 21st, 2006 04:36 PM
Bod
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I've always had problems with gays hitting on me before i had the chance to acknowledge them that I'm not gay. So that's pretty much makes them perverts doesn't it?
So if a guy chats up a lass not realising she's gay, that makes him a pervert. I'm sure you can tell them that you're not that way the minute you realise without any trouble. You're really taking this out of proportion.

I found out that three girls I worked with for over 6 months were gay. Absolutely nothing changed, we still went to the pub together, we still were pals and not one of them tried to pull me.
Feb 21st, 2006 12:20 PM
camacazio Getting hit on by a gay person is like getting attacked by a black person?
Feb 21st, 2006 11:36 AM
Terra Sometimes that kind of "awareness" will only attract that which you fear. It's a doubled edged sword. Eventually you'll be comfortable with everything and before you notice, you won't be bothered by it.
Feb 21st, 2006 11:23 AM
Geggy From my previous experience with gay people, i've discovered that i'm a gay-magnet and i've been hit on too many times when they've mistakenly assumed that I was gay, because i'm too friendly towards everyone and i smile too much. Although it is flattering, almost makes me wished that i was gay. More gays hit on me than women do. I've always had problems with gays hitting on me before i had the chance to acknowledge them that i'm not gay. So that's pretty much makes them perverts doesnt it? So it's like i have this fear of gays instilled in me and whenever i'm around gays, i get nervous that they'll rape my fucking face. Kinda similiar to people that has been attacked by blacks and then all of a sudden they're terrified of every blacks they've run into, that they'll shoot them in the fucking face. It's all psychological heh.

Papa Goat i meant his lifestyle before he came out of the closer is identical to the gay lifestyle.
Feb 20th, 2006 02:42 AM
DamnthatDavid Aye, I wouldn't worry about it, he's family, and even though he loves da cock, you got to stand behind family.

My parents believes that if my Cousin hadn't grown up in such a right wing, republican/military home, he would be gay.
And even if he went gay, I wouldn't think that he would be checking out my ass when we where younger at the water parks. Hell, I would proberly fight anyone who started to pick on my homo cousin.
Feb 20th, 2006 12:51 AM
Big Papa Goat well, guys generally want to put their penises into pretty much anyone that doesn't have a penis, so they gotta assume that gay guys think the same way

but seriously, if the guy is your cousin, that's pretty disgusting to be thinking he actually wanted to, or might later want to do you. Even if he's just your second cousin, I'm pretty sure that guarantees you against him masturbating about you unless he has problems that go well beyond being gay. That's the weirdest thing about this whole situation to me, is that you would actually worry about someone in your family getting the wrong idea about anything you're saying, just because he's gay. And regarding the flaunting of their sexuality, I personally think it's pretty vulgar to be flaunting ones sexuality, but it's not like heterosexuality promiscuity doesn't get flaunted a lot too.

also, what does this even mean?
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lifestyle that's equivilant to the gays
Feb 19th, 2006 11:56 PM
TwinkieFace
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Originally Posted by Terra

But really, what I find more obtuse than anything, is the fact that if somebody is homosexual then they will find anybody with a penis attractive. That is wrong dude.
Seriously.

It's funny how some "gay-tolerant" guys say "yeah I don't have a problem with them as long as they don't hit on me and kiss me" even though the only girls that will even look at them generally leave the car with 50 dollars they didn't have 10 minutes ago.
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