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Nov 11th, 2004 11:29 PM
ArrowX Why is this thread still here?
Nov 11th, 2004 09:35 PM
Anonymous I can't wait until you do something so stupid that I can ban you for it.
Nov 11th, 2004 08:04 PM
Mr. Vagiclean ::Sits huddled in the corner with GH!!!
y dogs I kill at midnight... I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!
a Buckshot loaded Mossberg::

I haven't slept in four weeks and the only food I have comes in the way of the stramidnight... I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!
y dogs I kill at midnight... I WILL SUWILL... SUR-UGH!!!
a Buckshot loaded Mossberg:: RVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!

*Crunch* *Crack* *Crumple* *Burp* huddled in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg:: in four weeks havCrumple* *Burp*en't slept in four
in corner::
I haven't slept in four weeks
Crunch* *Crack
Mmm... Zombie flesh tastes good... *Crack* *Crumple* *Burp* huddledCrumple* *Burp* huddled in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg:: in four weeks

I haven't slept in four weeks

::Goes back to huddling in corner::
Nov 11th, 2004 05:25 PM
Dynamic Dustin M. ::Sits huddled in the corner with a Buckshot loaded Mossberg::

I haven't slept in four weeks and the only food I have comes in the way of the stray dogs I kill at midnight... I WILL SURVIVE THE ZOMBIE HOARD!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!! I... WILL... SUR-UGH!!!

*Crunch* *Crack* *Crumple* *Burp*

Mmm... Zombie flesh tastes good...

::Goes back to huddling in corner::
Nov 10th, 2004 01:36 AM
CastroMotorOil Only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain, your truck plan will not kill most of them, only cripple them, thne you have to worrk about 100 zombies crawlign around looking to bite ankles.

Also are we talking about a local outbreak of a end of the world Romero type outbreak here?
Nov 10th, 2004 01:05 AM
S.I.D.S. I dont see why people want explosives. I don't think killing a zombie would be any harder then killing a person. I would use my '91 ford bronco. and maybe a large drag chain
Nov 6th, 2004 03:17 PM
ArrowX Shamone
Nov 6th, 2004 11:51 AM
GADZOOKS OR you can just dance with them like michael jackson did.
Nov 6th, 2004 08:11 AM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by ArrowX
The only time an automatic would be usefull is if it has a clipsize larger than 50 usually a drum fed. Them zombise are notorious for closing distances during reloads. I would go for Semi autos Make Every single shot cout.
Zombies are also notorious for bieng able to take alot of shots without going down. i would say a 2 second spray from a mac10 should do the trick but to use the same ammout of bullets with a semi auto would probably take about 10 seconds... mabey more. (mac10 has a fire rate of around 1200 rpm).
i guess the best thing would be an mp5 with fire mode selector as you would be able to use semi auto if ammo was runnign low or you needed to be accurate, 3 round burst for close range, accurate face shooting and full auto for when there are like 10 zombies comming at you fast. Also the Mp5 can be equiped with a larger 50round drum magazine. The only disadvantage is the 9mm rounds it uses.
Nov 6th, 2004 01:09 AM
ArrowX The only time an automatic would be usefull is if it has a clipsize larger than 50 usually a drum fed. Them zombise are notorious for closing distances during reloads. I would go for Semi autos Make Every single shot cout.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:49 AM
Dynamic Dustin M. Hell, if a zombie break out did happen, I would head for the gun shop down the street. That guy has more ammo and guns then our police department. Steel Reinforced doors and he has stockpiled food and water for when "all hell breaks loose". Paranoid? Sure. Stupid? Well... When the Zombies take over... You be the judge. Me, I am going to be huddled behind three inch steal with a Mac-10 in my hand.
Nov 6th, 2004 12:46 AM
ArrowX I'm curious as to how the people holding up in the mall in Dawn of the dead didn't spend every waking hour picking off Zombies with their Rifles?
Nov 5th, 2004 07:52 PM
MetalMilitia hmm skillsets.....
I think i would have to have hand to hand fighting skills as zombies inevitably turn up the the most unexpected places. Also marksmanship skills as ammunntion could be limited and headshots would probably be the only way of incapacitating the zombies. :/
Nov 5th, 2004 06:47 PM
ArrowX There Bass's preferred skillset.
Nov 2nd, 2004 08:13 PM
Bass I'm fine with just creating some portable explosives, and having a van/bus that I can use as a mobile base. A few handguns would be nice since I could use those at a closer range, but I'm better at using explosives.
Nov 2nd, 2004 07:16 PM
Dynamic Dustin M. Exactly right. Of course, I don't see how much good a rocket could do in close combat with zombies but eh... What do I know?
Nov 2nd, 2004 07:05 PM
MetalMilitia Well minus the rocket they are just a tube with a small scope strapped to the top so quite a few ex-soldiers have managed to bring them back from iraq and other recent conflicts.
Nov 2nd, 2004 06:29 PM
ArrowX How the fuck would you get an AT4 out of an armoury?
Nov 2nd, 2004 05:52 PM
MetalMilitia Probably an AT4, they are relativly common for people to have.
Nov 2nd, 2004 05:41 PM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by Dynamic Dustin M.
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I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.
Ummm... Getting back on subject here... My Uncle has an empty reuseable Rocket Launcher he took from the Army and he claims he knows a guy who can get him Rockets. Kind of blows the readily availble theory to hell eh?
Not really but do YOU have a Rocketlauncher in your house with useable rockets? In addition it wasn't a theory its a rule.

What kind of rocketlauncher is it?
Nov 1st, 2004 09:45 PM
GADZOOKS where's the ammusement, i just see nerd babble here.
Nov 1st, 2004 09:40 PM
Snatchtastic
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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia
Its supposed to be an ammusing thread, not a font of vital information for when the zombies come.
FUCK, I bought the goddamn book just incase thier was a zombie outbreak.
Nov 1st, 2004 09:36 PM
Dynamic Dustin M.
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I'm also posting a new rule for this thread. DO ANY OF YOU HAVE RAILGUNS OR ROcKET LAUNCHERS IN YOUR HOUSE!? I diddn't think so. Be practical don't post anything that youdon't have readily availible.
Ummm... Getting back on subject here... My Uncle has an empty reuseable Rocket Launcher he took from the Army and he claims he knows a guy who can get him Rockets. Kind of blows the readily availble theory to hell eh?
Nov 1st, 2004 08:45 PM
Guitar Woman *especially

also lol @ max
Nov 1st, 2004 08:43 PM
Guitar Woman I understand it just fine, espically after taking Chojin's sarcasm class!
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