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| Jul 3rd, 2007 12:25 PM | |||
| ArrowX |
Hard To Kill is one of the greatest films ever. It needs the mock treatment. It has some of the most ridiculous moments in history, like the part where Steven Segal is awakened from a coma by a kitten, and the really pissed off henchman who beats up random people while chasing a crippled Segal through a hospital. While I don't remember the name of it theres a Segal movie that ends with Segal massacring about 9 people with a shotgun. |
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| Jul 1st, 2007 12:58 AM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk | I was kinda dissapointed by EFLA, although the ending was hilarious, and Snake was pretty cool. | ||
| Jun 30th, 2007 11:05 PM | |||
| HickMan | There's no need for swears here thank you. Guys are we forgetting Invasion USA and Total Recall? | ||
| Jun 29th, 2007 03:11 PM | |||
| Fathom Zero |
Has anyone forgotten Escape from N.Y. and Escape from L.A.? Yeah, me too. |
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| Jun 29th, 2007 03:10 PM | |||
| Jeff The Ninja | Anyone Remember Escape from New York and Escape from LA. Those Movies Kick ass. | ||
| Jun 29th, 2007 10:22 AM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk |
I happened to like both movies 
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| Jun 28th, 2007 11:04 PM | |||
| executioneer |
oh but apparently the directors cut is less hilariously bad according to someone who is really gay for john woo DOESNT TAKE THE EXPLODING GAS CAN BIT OUT, DOES IT |
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| Jun 28th, 2007 10:55 PM | |||
| executioneer |
haha whoops no it was hard target i get my lame at acting martial arts stars mixed up i guess  THEY BOTH HAVE PONYTAILS COME ON |
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| Jun 28th, 2007 08:49 PM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk | Hard Target was a Van Damme film. You're thinking of Hard to Kill. | ||
| Jun 28th, 2007 08:15 PM | |||
| executioneer |
what about hard target with steven segal he kicks a gas can at someone, then shoots it (and it explodes, of course) WOULDNT IT HAVE BEEN EASIER JUST TO CUT OUT THE MIDDLEMAN AND SHOOT THE PERSON INSTEAD, STEVEN |
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| Jun 28th, 2007 04:43 PM | |||
| Cfr5 |
The Marine has enough senseless explosions for everyone. And then some. And then some more. |
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| Apr 30th, 2007 12:03 AM | |||
| executioneer |
followed by Cindy: What happened to Sully? Matrix: I let him go. |
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| Apr 29th, 2007 11:31 PM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk |
Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did. Matrix: I lied. |
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| Apr 28th, 2007 10:19 AM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk | I'm so glad they decided not to put Justin Timberlake in the movie as John Mclane's son or whatever. | ||
| Apr 28th, 2007 02:23 AM | |||
| executioneer |
i'm so going to fucking see that in a theater <3 the die hard franchise
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| Apr 27th, 2007 11:44 PM | |||
| Fathom Zero |
Under Siege 1+2 are the best big, dumb action movies. Did anyone else catch the trailer for Die Hard 4? Live free. Die hard. July 4th. |
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| Mar 22nd, 2007 04:08 PM | |||
| Womti | THAT ISNT A FUCKING DOUBLE POST | ||
| Mar 22nd, 2007 04:08 PM | |||
| Womti |
Mar 21st, 2007, 12:05 AM Quote:
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| Mar 22nd, 2007 09:14 AM | |||
| ArrowX | American Ninja 3 i think, theres a sword fight with one of the main guys and a ninja clone but as the ninjas losing he hawks his sword and pulls out a shotgun and tries to shoot the other dude. | ||
| Mar 21st, 2007 09:47 PM | |||
| Girl Drink Drunk | I've always been a fan of the action movies of the 80's (which I actually consider overall to be the best decade for movies). RoboCop is definately a classic with its excessive violence, excellent effects, and its satire and funny one-liners. I had a fascination with those films (and also the Rambo and Terminator movies) as a kid. | ||
| Mar 21st, 2007 03:52 AM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | Sidaris is Hal Needham and Russ Meyer rolled into one. Seriously, how can anybody not like that? | ||
| Mar 21st, 2007 12:12 AM | |||
| GADZOOKS |
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| Mar 21st, 2007 12:08 AM | |||
| Fathom Zero | Well put. Andy Sidaris films are hilariously entertaining. | ||
| Mar 21st, 2007 12:03 AM | |||
| Grislygus | Not really a fair comparison. Shit like Redneck zombies is sloppy, without any entertainment value or effort put in. The Sidaris flicks are just silly fun. | ||
| Mar 20th, 2007 11:38 PM | |||
| Jixby Phillips | Thats a stupid opinion to have | ||
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