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Jul 16th, 2004 02:11 PM
Hobo Renee I sleep about 12 hours a day. La di da.
Jul 16th, 2004 03:26 AM
FartinMowler I walk between 4 to 7 hours per day. I eat everything and never gain wieght or have any health problems :/ I'm 5'11'' and wiegh 155. I fart alot though.
Jul 16th, 2004 03:10 AM
Hobo Renee As a vegetarian (yeah, okay, get over it) this low-carb thing sucks so much for me whenever I got out to eat. Everything is now just meat and some nutritionless piece of crap vegetable like brocolli. Fuck you Atkins! I just want to eat bread and sugar all day long. You can't stop me!
Jul 15th, 2004 04:59 AM
Mr. Vagiclean then start starving yourself of stuff like water and air and start slitting alot more wrists
Jul 15th, 2004 02:54 AM
dreaddi But exercise makes you muscly, and people want to look stylishly underfed. So malnourishment is the key.
Jul 14th, 2004 11:54 PM
punkgrrrlie10 The whole exercise thing seems to just escape people.
Jul 14th, 2004 10:13 PM
Matt Harty Real dieters count calories, not carbs.
Jul 14th, 2004 06:18 PM
Drev I work at a buffet resturant, and I was workign the salad one night, and I heard these 2 stupid girls babbling about carbs:

Girl 1: Oh this looks good!

Girl 2: Don't eat that! It has carbs! Carbs are bad! We can't eat carbs!

I don't care if some people take the Atkins diet, but I feel that the diet if an ADULT diet, and not for stupid kids who think they can't eat carbs.
Jul 14th, 2004 05:33 PM
ziggytrix I enjoy my irrational hatred of the Atkins diet. It works a lot better for me than an irrational hatred of people with different skin color.

edit: also, the cardboard cutouts of some shmuck holding a sign saying "EAT MORE PORK" and a bag of pork rinds that they had all over Wal-Mart corporate HQ irritated me to no end. of course, temping there had me pretty irritated to begin with.
Jul 14th, 2004 11:27 AM
sadie thank god you quoted that.
Jul 14th, 2004 04:29 AM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I've been losing a pound a day on Atkins since the beginning of the month. Another six weeks of this and I'll be back at my normal weight. Crazy pills made me fat. :O

And to fuck with anyone who thinks that it's just trendy. So's breathing, you schlampes.
I stoped breathing cuz it was trendy. It was good in the beginning, but then the 50 year old women started doing it and it got old.
Jul 14th, 2004 04:28 AM
Sethomas I've been losing a pound a day on Atkins since the beginning of the month. Another six weeks of this and I'll be back at my normal weight. Crazy pills made me fat. :O

And to fuck with anyone who thinks that it's just trendy. So's breathing, you schlampes.
Jul 14th, 2004 04:17 AM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by Drev
Pfft.....carbs is just the word crabs spelled wrong.
Score one for Drev.
Jul 14th, 2004 02:02 AM
Drev Pfft.....carbs is just the word crabs spelled wrong.
Jul 14th, 2004 01:57 AM
gh0st incapable*
Jul 13th, 2004 11:18 AM
sadie
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Originally Posted by gh0st
people who are uncapable of thinking
Jul 13th, 2004 09:06 AM
Pub Lover I watch nothing but the grease I stuff into my mouth.

19 inch waist!
Jul 13th, 2004 08:33 AM
Alive Carbs shmarbs, i watch the fat grams and calories from fat, not carbs or calories, its all in the fat....
Jul 13th, 2004 04:25 AM
gh0st ... without bandwagons, people who are uncapable of thinking for themselves would have no transportation for their worthless lives.
Jul 13th, 2004 12:16 AM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Good Lord. Just look in another direction. Is there a disease going around that is making people hate health fads? Because if there is then I am going to move to my secret moon base to avoid sounding like an idiot too.
I want a secret moon base...
Jul 13th, 2004 12:08 AM
Esuohlim I've never found it difficult to lose weight. Everyone else must be doing something wrong. :o
Jul 12th, 2004 07:36 AM
Matt Harty As long as you get enough excercise, you can maintain your weight and eat more calories than usual. Carbs are energy, when you burn them your body immediantly will start burning more calories and you'll lose some fat.

Eating to replenish the carbs wont add any extra weight other than muscle.

Diets are bullshit because no matter how intense and commited you are, once you've lost you're target weight you'll go back into bad habits.

"HAHA I LOST 30 POUNDS, LEMME HAVE SOME CAKE TO CELEBRATE"
Jul 12th, 2004 06:40 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
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Originally Posted by Mockery
Low Carbs eh? I've got a surprise coming for you in the near future, you'll see. :o
you're going to laugh at all of the idiots that went on the Atkins diet and now have blocked arteries
Jul 11th, 2004 08:03 PM
Dr. V
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
HAHA GOOD ONE DR VULSHITWITZ HERES AN EFFECTIVE WAY TO LOSE WEIGHT



ARM CIRCLES AM I RIGHT??
Plus all that unnecessary blood, flushes out all the toxins.
Jul 11th, 2004 07:43 PM
Mockery Low Carbs eh? I've got a surprise coming for you in the near future, you'll see. :o
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