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Jul 28th, 2003 08:46 PM
whoreable You must do this for a living!
Jul 28th, 2003 08:44 PM
WildfireFX uh oh, this could get awkward fast.
Jul 25th, 2003 09:38 PM
O71394658 [img]http://drs.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Brown+Recluse/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.calpoison.org/public/brown-recluse.jpg[/img]

How exactly did a spider bite you in the groin? Were you sleeping? Because the groin is a hard place to reach for a spider...
Jul 25th, 2003 07:18 PM
Rev. Danno I'm not covered yet, so seeing a doctor is kind of out of the question.
It's gotten a lot better, it's just sore. It looks a lot better, although it's a hole I could put a dime in. The meds are not expired, & him, & I are the same size, & build... Other wise I would have figured something else out. Also I have been keeping it clean, & disinfected.
Don't worry about me Jean X. I'm doing good. The first few days I was worried, but it's been over a week, I'm not sick anymore, & it doesn't look gross... I'm not trying to be a tough guy, I'm just poor.
If I do get sick again, or the hole gets bigger, I swear I'll see a doctor. After it heals a bit I'll post pictures... of the bite, I'll try to keep my junk out ... of the picture, not the wound., I keep my junk out of the wound anyway... Can you post a picture of a brown Recluse?
Jul 25th, 2003 05:27 PM
Jeanette X You should have gone to the doctor. Are you sure the medication isn't expired and that you are taking the right dose? Is it getting better?
I'd call the doctor if I were you just in case.
Jul 25th, 2003 05:18 PM
Rev. Danno No, I didn't go to the doctor. I was just violenltly ill for a few days, & lost some skin. It's like it rotted away. I just took what the doctor gave my brother when he got bit last summer on the heel.
I have a heavaly wood yard, & someone gets bit by something at leaste once a year. We have tons of spiders, bats, oposums, rabbits, And all sorts of furry woodland creatures, no minx. We have tons of birds...
Jul 25th, 2003 05:08 PM
FartinMowler Miss Jeanette X what would happen if Noob relaxed his pucker in the middle of the night and a spider crawled into his orifice and layed some eggs?
Jul 25th, 2003 04:59 PM
Jeanette X A brown recluse?! I really hope you went to the doctor!
Jul 25th, 2003 04:40 PM
Rev. Danno A recluse bit me about 2cm above my junk last week, it tought I was going to die, or lose my junk...
Jul 25th, 2003 04:20 PM
JixbyPhillips2 I HPOE YOU DONT START POOING BUGS oo

JK I HOPE YOU DO
Jul 25th, 2003 01:22 PM
Bennett Was it one of those spiders with a long fleshy snout surrounded by it's black curly legs?
Jul 25th, 2003 05:13 AM
Wiffles Ouchies >.<;
Jul 25th, 2003 03:20 AM
Professor Cool And lemme guess, you think you didn't deserve it, who knows if you pulled a Richard Gere on him and he fought back.
Jul 25th, 2003 02:37 AM
Esuohlim Shoot them from somewhere
Jul 25th, 2003 02:36 AM
noob3 out of my ass? uhh
Jul 25th, 2003 02:01 AM
Esuohlim Shoot some webs or I'll kill you
Jul 25th, 2003 01:50 AM
Mike
Quote:
Originally Posted by wreckreation
I LIKE MY WIFE
I liked your wife last night.
Jul 25th, 2003 01:31 AM
The_voice_of_reason
Jul 25th, 2003 01:20 AM
sadie pics plz. :P
Jul 25th, 2003 01:02 AM
wreckreation I LIKE MY WIFE
Jul 25th, 2003 12:21 AM
executioneer "A Spider Bit My Ass" sounds like a Wesley Willis song title :o

-willie
Jul 24th, 2003 11:00 PM
Schimid OMG HAVE YOU SEEN SPIDER MAN?!
Jul 24th, 2003 10:48 PM
The Retro Kat Did it write words in its webs and help you win the state fair making you no longer dinner?
Jul 24th, 2003 10:35 PM
Jeanette X What kind of spider? What did it look like?
Jul 24th, 2003 10:23 PM
GnrySgtHartman I dont care
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