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Feb 19th, 2006 01:14 AM

Pram Maven

Hey Terra,

Doesn't your avatar die in one of the Scream movies?

Cuz she looks really annoying.

Head, optional.

Feb 19th, 2006 12:17 AM

Terra

Has nose ever heard of the famous well liked, honorable fartinmoler?

I think he is the new farty.

Feb 18th, 2006 07:04 PM

Womti

I am truly honored. *WHAM*

Feb 18th, 2006 11:44 AM

Pram Maven

More like ranting dogs, Lotida :P

Oh, DAAAAAA-AAAAAAALE....

As this thread was intended, for, AHEM, "Dale", I found a Valentine that I forgot to give you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by On Valentine's Day, Pram Maven

_______________
POOR DALE, YOU THINK EVERYONE IS YOUR FRIEND
BUT YOU'LL HAVE YOUR OWN DICK IN YOUR MOUTH WHEN IT ENDS
CUZ THESE BOARDS AREN'T THE PLACE FOR PEOPLE WHO BROWN-NOSE,
MIGHT WORK FOR WEEKS, BUT THEN SUDDENLY DILDOS

FALLING DOWN ON YOUR HEAD FROM THE SKY
CUZ YOU ANGERED THE GODS BY NOT SAYING YOU'RE BI
ONLY THAT KIND OF SHIT FLIES HERE, YOU KNOW
SO YA BEST MIND YA MANNERS AND HIDE ALL YOUR BLOW

CUZ THEY WILL FIND IT! (SO TO SPEAK)
AND WHILE THEY'RE HIGH, YOU'LL ASK IF YOU'RE WEAK
THE ANSWER, OF COURSE: A RESOUNDING YES;
AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, YOU WILL BE QUITE A MESS

SO NOW I HOPE YOU'RE GLAD THAT YOU SUCK MONKEY ASSES
DIPPED IN DOUBLE CHOCOLATE FROSTING AND A BUNCH
OF OTHER CRAP AND SAWDUST AND BROKEN GLASS AND
JAY LENO'S DOUBLE CHIN AND ALL OF THE SPICE GIRLS

Love, Prammy
*HUG*

Feb 18th, 2006 11:40 AM

Lotida

Pram.. all the newbs think they can fit right in by attacking the first person they see other's going after. If they only knew how quick the pack will turn on them like raving dogs...

Feb 18th, 2006 10:37 AM

Pram Maven

Let's all take sides! It's all you've got left when you can't let the merit of your own words stand on their own credible feet.

CJADTHEJERK:

You're what.. Two days old? Shouldn't you be choking on some dick? I mean, seriously, you have a lot of balls for a pissant little newbie! I've been here for a month, and I'm the first person you decided to pounce on! Well, that was your mistake, because I'm going to have a field day with the next thing you type... And it will be FUNNY, because I am. Funnier than you, at least. I'll be as hilarious as the vets when I, too, learn how to insert my penis into my asshole while quoting some crappy anime flick and jumping rope in a pool of used condoms..

This wasn't even your thread. I made it for Dale. What's the matter.. Can't you READ? Well, you can certainly write, so if you claim you can't read, then you're lying.

By the way, you can't rap to save your 'hood from Wal-Mart.

Now, just for fun, I'm gonna put you away.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven made it look like cjadthenord

MY NAME IS CJAD AND I SUCK AT TYPIN'
SO TO MAKE UP, IT'S MY WEB SITES I'M HYPIN'
YOU'D NEVER GUESS I WAS PAST TEN YEARS OLD
NOT FROM MY KEY STROKES, OR THE WAY I'M BOLD

FUCK THE ROLE-PLAYING, I'M A SOUTH PARK FAN
ERIC THE VIKING IS REALLY MY MAN
AND WHEN I TRIED TO MATCH HIS BOASTS,
BLOOD SPURTED OUT OF MY EARS AND MY NOSE
CUZ I PICK THROUGH ALL THREE WITH MY FINGERS A BIT
I ALSO LIKE TO TELL THE MODS HERE TO SHOVE IT
THINKING I'M AN INTERWEB/NET BADASS
TILL MY MOMS TURNS MY COMP OFF TO SAVE MY WEAK RAPS

FROM A BEATIN' I KNOW I'M DESSERVIN'
MY ONLY FRIEND ON THIS BITCH HERE IS CHOJIN
AND HE'S LYING TO KICK IT, I-MOCKERY STYLE
TO GAIN ALL MY TRUST AND MAKE ME WORTH HIS WHILE
IT WON'T BE LONG BEFORE I'M SHUT DOWN FOR GOOD
SO REMEMBER TO BEAT ME WHEN YOU STROLL THROUGH MY HOOD
I'M NOT A VET YET, AND I NEVER WILL BE,
AT LEAST 'TIL I'VE LEARNED I SHOULD STAND WHEN I PEE.

and... yerrrrrrrr...

OUT!

Feb 17th, 2006 09:51 PM

Womti

I'm with you on that, Terra.

Feb 17th, 2006 09:48 PM

Terra

hey way to go everybody but i think this is about time for this thread to get baperized ha ha no offense to the noobs but it's time to clean out the pipes if you get what i mean right guys?

Feb 17th, 2006 09:22 PM

cjadthenord

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

It is customary to stop posting if you have nothing left to say.

Exactly. I didn't leave because your (Pram Maven) terrible, elementary school insults or out-of-context pictures were wearing down my defenses. But proving how much of an idiot you are, to yourself, requires more effort than I'm willing to put forth. But because you ARE an idiot, I take solace in the fact that you'll eventually just peter out and realize the sad truth.

Hasta luego, hombre estupido.

Feb 17th, 2006 05:25 PM

Chojin

It is customary to stop posting if you have nothing left to say.

Feb 17th, 2006 05:24 PM

xbxDaniel

So, you were doing an impression of them while they beat you up. You are a dedicated man to be sure.

Feb 17th, 2006 05:23 PM

Pram Maven

No, I said, "hey, way to let me kick you in the nuts! Alright!"

Feb 17th, 2006 04:48 PM

Chojin

That would be the joke, yes.

When you got beat up at school, did you yell at the bullies "WAY TO HIT ME

Feb 17th, 2006 04:43 PM

Pram Maven

Which one are you talking about?

Feb 17th, 2006 04:41 PM

xbxDaniel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pram Maven

Who let the Amazon bot in here?

I wish you were funny in the majority of your posts, instead of what seems to be a resounding 1 of...how many is it now, like 400?

And I was not referring to that qoute has the funny one. I just assumed 1 out of 400 messages by anybody would be funny, maybe.

Feb 17th, 2006 04:39 PM

MetalMilitia

nuh uh

Feb 17th, 2006 04:38 PM

Pram Maven

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

From the desk of Chojin, The Internet, Customer Relations

Greetings esteemed friend CUSTOMER_NAME,

I see that you have recently purchased The Internet's popular products I Do Not Have The Time... (300+ Post Series) and This Is You - Googling To Victory (Hardback).

Who let the Amazon bot in here?

Feb 17th, 2006 04:34 PM

Guitar Woman

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj

Is He-man trying to slit his palms?

If you had a name like he-man you'd try to kill yourself too

Feb 17th, 2006 04:34 PM

Pram Maven

Of course, why wouldn't he be? The guy's got a mop of hair that looks like Conan The Barbarian's, steroids to kill a horse, probably really bad hemorrhoids to boot (hence the clenching), and, well, uh... so there.

Feb 17th, 2006 04:32 PM

Chojin

From the desk of Chojin, The Internet, Customer Relations

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Feb 17th, 2006 04:29 PM

xbxDaniel

Is He-man trying to slit his palms?

Feb 17th, 2006 04:22 PM

Pram Maven

What the hell, you changed your avatar again at my request.

I... HAVE... POWER

...after all.

Feb 17th, 2006 04:18 PM

Guitar Woman

What the hell, Lt. Surge didn't have a jolteon in the game or the show

Feb 17th, 2006 04:16 PM

Pram Maven

Try and top me,

MOOBY McFIT-IN...

Feb 17th, 2006 04:15 PM

Moobs

And failing

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