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Oct 26th, 2009 06:22 AM
Chojin oh, so my shit arrived last week

hellz yeah
Oct 25th, 2009 08:29 AM
executioneer those are very small pictures and easily overlooked by over-shoulder lookers whereas actual large-size pornographic images can get you into serious trouble

wherein lies your confusion
Oct 24th, 2009 09:34 PM
SGFAZ1
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Originally Posted by stevetothepast View Post
no we don't find it funny that there is no porn allowed.

your signature is stupid.
I'm talking about the fact that despite that, we have these smilies.
Oct 20th, 2009 02:43 PM
Dimnos
Oct 20th, 2009 02:29 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by Dimnos View Post
Amen to that brother.

What kind of limp dick uses a cigarette holder?
A suave limp dick.

Also people who don't like getting smoke up their nostrils and need to keep their hands free. That's the practical part.

NOT FOR FAPPING, YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS
Oct 20th, 2009 11:37 AM
Dimnos We back in the 70s now?
Oct 20th, 2009 11:21 AM
stevetothepast
Oct 20th, 2009 10:20 AM
Dimnos
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
If the government would let us beat up our kids for smoking, well then maybe we wouldn't be doing all this.
Amen to that brother.

What kind of limp dick uses a cigarette holder?
Oct 20th, 2009 04:18 AM
Guitar Woman My new cigarette holder is a butthead to use

It basically has a little pinhole tube that goes right up to the filter, which means I have to draw harder than I usually do to get a decent mouthful, and it leaves this really nasty-looking spot on the butt that's black with concentrated tar. The problem could be with what I'm smoking, since American Spirits have notoriously thick, shite filters, but I refuse to switch brands because shit is delicious. Cutting a bit of the filter off seems to work but I don't want to have to carry scissors around with me everywhere, or offer people without holders stubby cigarettes.

If the clove smuggling doesn't pan out, by the way, I'd recommend developing a taste for Spirit Periques, the ones that come in a black box. It's kind of a spicy tobacco that they press-age in whiskey barrels. They're not as sweet as cloves, but are infinitely more satisfying.
Oct 20th, 2009 12:07 AM
Tadao
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Fuck the children. Their parents should be keeping them safe and teaching them how to keep themselves safe. Not having the government do it for them. Pussies.
If the government would let us beat up our kids for smoking, well then maybe we wouldn't be doing all this.
Oct 20th, 2009 12:03 AM
kgp4death Well I don't think they can do anything to you. I mean think about it, I could just send one of my many many enemies some obviously suspicious mail filled will all kinds of interesting illegal things. Come on I would be able to get anyone arrested at any time. (ie i don't think they can arrest you - well with out raiding and finding other things first)
Oct 19th, 2009 11:52 PM
Dimnos As long as he is not ordering mass quantities for retail purposes he should be good.
Oct 19th, 2009 11:52 PM
DevilWearsPrada I can attest to this, it's happened to a couple of people I know when they've attempted to buy marijuana seeds
Oct 19th, 2009 10:52 PM
Chojin
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Chojin are you going to jail?
i doubt it. my father's ordered worse shit from overseas. in the worst-case scenario, customs has held his package and then sent him a letter saying "hay we have this package here. why don't you come over and discuss it with us if you want it back?"
Oct 19th, 2009 10:15 PM
kgp4death
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Originally Posted by stevetothepast View Post
no we don't find it funny that there is no porn allowed.

your signature is stupid.
Well technically it is allowed in the art section it just need to be artistic porn with a NSFW in the title of the post.....I like artistic porn, especially the porn part.
Oct 19th, 2009 09:58 PM
stevetothepast no we don't find it funny that there is no porn allowed.

your signature is stupid.
Oct 19th, 2009 09:55 PM
SGFAZ1 Clove Cigarettes are not for everyone.
For example, Jurgen from Sam & MAx Season 2; Night of the Raving Dead. Couldn't stand those Garlic Clove ciggies.
Oct 19th, 2009 08:25 PM
Sam Chojin are you going to jail?
Oct 19th, 2009 04:57 PM
Dimnos Fuck the children. Their parents should be keeping them safe and teaching them how to keep themselves safe. Not having the government do it for them. Pussies.
Oct 19th, 2009 04:35 PM
Chojin at least the children are safe
Oct 19th, 2009 03:24 PM
Dimnos Man you gotta love government regulations on the not so free market economy.
Oct 19th, 2009 02:22 PM
Chojin

YOU'RE DOIN' HAAAAAARD

TIIIIIIMMMEEE
Oct 19th, 2009 05:17 AM
Guitar Woman u going 2 jayul
Oct 19th, 2009 04:54 AM
Chojin according to google, if it updates in a few days with "released by customs" i'm fine, if it updates with "pending customs exam", the package is officially fuct
Oct 19th, 2009 04:53 AM
Chojin Purbalingga
2009-10-10
18:23
Posting/Collection

JakartaSoekarnoHatta
2009-10-11
14:48
Departure from outward OE

AMERICA US
2009-10-17
13:10
Arrival at inward OE

AMERICA US
2009-10-17
13:11
Held by Customs

wuh oh
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