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Apr 10th, 2009 08:38 AM
Kitsa eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Apr 9th, 2009 10:13 AM
Fathom Zero The Hot Zone is non-fiction as well.
Apr 9th, 2009 01:11 AM
Kitsa I recommend Ebola by William Close, mainly because it's nonfiction and still scary as all hell.
Apr 8th, 2009 08:11 PM
Fathom Zero Haha, that's exactly the book that scared the shit out me when I was a kid.
Apr 8th, 2009 07:49 PM
LordSappington I think the skin on your tongue starts to slough off, as well. It's basically one big clusterfuck in viral form.
Also, if anyone wants to learn more about Ebola, pick up The Hot Zone by Richard Preston. Great book.
Apr 2nd, 2009 03:17 PM
Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Wouldn't it be a bitch if she wasn't infected in the first place and some fluke of the vaccine's properties gave it to her?
Big time!
Apr 2nd, 2009 02:22 PM
Kitsa Wouldn't it be a bitch if she wasn't infected in the first place and some fluke of the vaccine's properties gave it to her?
Apr 2nd, 2009 02:10 PM
Dimnos I cant wait to hear if she was actually infected and the vaccine worked or if she got incredibly lucky and was never infected.
Apr 2nd, 2009 01:45 PM
Fathom Zero I hope she does alright. I hope that she didn't get it.
Apr 2nd, 2009 11:49 AM
AChimp http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2009/...-accident.html

The scientist is still OK! :O
Apr 2nd, 2009 10:45 AM
Kybo Ren if you had ebola would the rattlesnake even bite you?
Apr 2nd, 2009 10:42 AM
Dimnos So has she made it to today?
Apr 2nd, 2009 01:15 AM
AChimp The vaccine hasn't really been tested on humans, so they had to have the Health Minister sign off on it within an hour of finding out about it.
Mar 30th, 2009 02:05 PM
Dimnos Personally I would rather die from the snake. If Natural Borne Killers is to believed, you go on an indian spirit journey before you die.
Mar 28th, 2009 08:43 PM
Colonel Flagg I think ..... I choose ..... both!
Mar 27th, 2009 05:36 PM
Kitsa A rattlesnake bite is localized burning, hideous swelling, painful heart rate changes.

Ebola is a catastrophic headache, malaria-like onset (high fever, chills), and about a week of misery before your guts flow in a torrent of blood out your ass.

I dunno, you choose.
Mar 27th, 2009 05:25 PM
Tadao Oh, so dieing from a rattlesnake bite is more painful then.
Mar 27th, 2009 05:23 PM
Kitsa Yeah, it might as well be paint thinner for your internal organs. Just liquefies you, from the inside, in a very short amount of time.
Mar 27th, 2009 05:04 PM
Fathom Zero Ebola practically turns you into a bag of fluids. Organ failure, crashing and bleeding out, all that good shit.

It is the only thing in the world that scares the shit out of me more than Jake Busey.
Mar 27th, 2009 05:01 PM
kahljorn yea that sucks youd think theyd have some other method that doesn't involve injecting tiny things with tiny things
Mar 27th, 2009 05:00 PM
Tadao I could have sworn I typed "Hahahahahahaha" in here

Anyways, is it a painful death?
Mar 27th, 2009 04:59 PM
Fathom Zero That's like the worst way to kill yourself. And the nastiest.
Mar 27th, 2009 04:12 PM
Scientist accidentally injects self with Ebola.......D'OH!


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