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Jul 22nd, 2004 11:03 AM
ArrowX I had to walc arcross a 1 foot wide, rail-less bridge to get to carls jr. once I fell
Jul 22nd, 2004 04:08 AM
FS Fish toss. I mean, piss floss. I can't spell that well with only my left hand!
Jul 22nd, 2004 03:47 AM
Dole
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Jixby, what kind of dogs are they? Meaning what size, color, do they have long hair or short, long tails or not, from what part of the world are they etc.
FS, I get the impression you are wanking whilst typing that.
Jul 22nd, 2004 03:36 AM
The Fifth Man
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Originally Posted by ArrowX
I like dreams where you fall off of things because you feel like you are but when you wake up you haven't moved!

You always wake up before you die in a dream.
That never happens in my dreams. I always fucking die horribly, then wake up right after. So far I've been shot twice, and sucked out an airlock.

God, I hate sleeping.
Jul 20th, 2004 04:47 PM
FS Jixby, what kind of dogs are they? Meaning what size, color, do they have long hair or short, long tails or not, from what part of the world are they etc.
Jul 20th, 2004 04:30 PM
Jixby Phillips I've been killed plenty of times in dreams, and i'll keep dreaming even though i'm dead and dogs are ripping me apart :D
Jul 20th, 2004 12:39 PM
Jim Duncan - Weather
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
BACK TO THE LESBIAN SISTERS.

Sounds like a lifetime movie, only without the beatings.
Yeah, but we ALL know that Fartin can't act.
Jul 20th, 2004 12:39 PM
Matt Harty How do you die? I fall and hit the ground, then get up.
Jul 20th, 2004 12:29 PM
ArrowX I like dreams where you fall off of things because you feel like you are but when you wake up you haven't moved!

You always wake up before you die in a dream.
Jul 19th, 2004 07:18 PM
Jixby Phillips you would
Jul 19th, 2004 07:09 PM
Terra I love this chimp.
Jul 19th, 2004 06:33 PM
AChimp Even while jerking off?
Jul 19th, 2004 06:28 PM
FS I've had sex with some weird, embarassing things and people in my dreams. And whenever I attempt sex with someone normal, the person or dream suddenly changes to something non-sexual and completely off-turning. I'm pretty sure there's some kind of theme of self-hatred or insecurity in there.

As for your dream, I don't think it means anything significant, unless it's something innocent like an unconscious wish to spend more time with your sister than you're doing right now or restoring an old, closer bond you had with her.

Still, if push should come to shove, be sure the camera crew you hire knows what they're doing.

P.S. I'm very good at holding microphones.
Jul 19th, 2004 10:09 AM
Mr. Vagiclean OH YOU POSER YOU
Jul 19th, 2004 06:55 AM
da blob Raize. Stop hitting on me.
Jul 19th, 2004 04:13 AM
Captain Goodtimes Do you get a raize out of being a dickhead?
Jul 18th, 2004 11:37 PM
Raize If you have dreams about making love to your sister then you should cut off your penis.

I mean it. Do it now.

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Which would be lesbian sex, for I am of the female kind (for those who don't know).
People who talk like that are really guys or women who think too highly of themselves to spend time posting on the INTARWEB. Go fucking masturbate some more and then see if your sister still shows up in your dreams you pretender.

I bet wearing panty hose makes you horny you sick fuck.
Jul 15th, 2004 09:36 PM
Demogorgon King Hadas: Judging by your dream and your explicit memory thereof, I would say that you were only in the first state of sleep and were reliving things you had seen earlier that day mixed with insanely paranoid attention to detail. Or you made the story up.

You need to calm down or get a better sense of humor (not implying that mines too great either).
Jul 15th, 2004 12:57 PM
Pub Lover
I'm about six there, which should be right.
Jul 15th, 2004 11:55 AM
GADZOOKS (Flashback to Pub Lover in 1989)



UNLESS YOUR WILLING TO SHARE PICTURES!
Jul 15th, 2004 11:34 AM
Pub Lover ...unless you're willing to share pictures.
Jul 15th, 2004 07:25 AM
Matt Harty just dont fuck yourself in the butt!!
Jul 15th, 2004 07:14 AM
da blob So being sexually attracted to oneself is weird. You think.
I thought it was pretty standard procedure for a healthy sexual life.


I know better than you, so fuck off.
Jul 15th, 2004 03:40 AM
King Hadas
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Originally Posted by Demogorgon
Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.

Try Fruedian dream analysis if you really want to get to the bottom of things. I'm good at some analysis, but none sex related.
Well I had a dream last night that I was a lose cannon cop on the edge and Queen Latifah was an escaped convict who fought demons and we had to join up forces to fight the evil demon Demongo. I learned all about Quanza and Africa and Queen Latifahs old sitcom, Living Single. It was a great dream until my head was cut off by Demongo and while he was doing it I started babbling about accountents and gay people and then when my head hit the ground the dream ended just like an episode of Buffy the Vampire slayer. Then I woke up and rolled over and took a big dump on my pillow and then learned my father had contracted AIDs from a homosexuil afair with Bobet Saget and then I really woke up.
Jul 15th, 2004 12:06 AM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Demogorgon
Attracted to yourself... hmm... no need for porn anymore.
OH YOU
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