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Jun 28th, 2006 02:43 PM
Trash
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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid


This spider should bite Rankeri. In the head.
Jun 24th, 2006 06:11 PM
MarioRPG Scary.

Did he know Boris the spider?
Jun 24th, 2006 04:14 PM
DamnthatDavid No idea what type of spider. But I shall labor to draw the picture of the spider I believed attacked my knee.




This is Richardo, the spider. He came from the wrong side of the web. His father was eaten by his mother, who also tried to eat Richardo after his birth.
Narrowly escaping his mother, Ricardo was lost adrift in the world, where he quickly turned to a life of crime. He worked in the Arachnid Family as a hired goon. Sucking the life out of annoying pests that bugged the boss.
Jun 23rd, 2006 01:19 PM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.
Doing a little subliminal advertising are we?
http://www.benno-klier.com/blog/?p=25
Oh my, you best be quiet. You're getting too close to the truth!
Jun 23rd, 2006 01:07 PM
Marc Summers
Quote:
Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.
Doing a little subliminal advertising are we?
http://www.benno-klier.com/blog/?p=25
Jun 23rd, 2006 01:03 PM
executioneer
Jun 23rd, 2006 11:41 AM
MetalMilitia A PICTURE OF A SPIDER EATING A KNEE
Jun 23rd, 2006 08:29 AM
sloth thebiggameover did you know if you get a crab drunk it walks forwards
Jun 23rd, 2006 07:48 AM
RaNkeri
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Originally Posted by thebiggameover
daddy long legs are way more poisionus than any other spider on earth. they just dont have a mouth or fangs or whatever to break through human skin. (where the fuck is janeet x when you need her?). what kind did you get bit by??
Mythbusters busted that myth
Jun 23rd, 2006 06:44 AM
thebiggameover daddy long legs are way more poisionus than any other spider on earth. they just dont have a mouth or fangs or whatever to break through human skin. (where the fuck is janeet x when you need her?). what kind did you get bit by??
Jun 23rd, 2006 04:07 AM
funkyamunky nice shorts
Jun 23rd, 2006 03:45 AM
Mockery See what I mean? Just look at that!



Now this thread is awesome.
Jun 23rd, 2006 03:00 AM
RaNkeri Oh wow, I can feel your pain via that picture.

Have you plotted any kind of revenge?
Jun 23rd, 2006 02:49 AM
DamnthatDavid
Jun 22nd, 2006 11:52 PM
DamnthatDavid I shall post it when I get home. I am at a strangers computer
Jun 22nd, 2006 06:12 PM
Mockery This thread is nothing without a picture of your failed Photoshop drawing of your knee wound.
Jun 22nd, 2006 06:05 PM
DamnthatDavid Well... I tried. But it looked like a blog of red mixed with yellow.

It hurt more then it looked good.

And RaNkeri, all spiders are poisionus, the degree at which they effect the human body is different though. My bite just created puss pockets of pain.
Jun 22nd, 2006 05:52 PM
DamnthatDavid
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This thread is nothing without photos of the knee wound.
When my sister moved out, my Dad gave her his old digi-cam.

When I moved out, I got nothing.

So until I can scrap up 200-300 bucks, you just have to use your imagination.

I'll try drawing it in Photoshop.
Jun 22nd, 2006 05:49 PM
MarioRPG I'm assuming hitting the bitten knee hurt extra much?
Jun 22nd, 2006 05:07 PM
Mockery This thread is nothing without photos of the knee wound.
Jun 22nd, 2006 04:45 PM
RaNkeri Was it a poisonous sprider?
Jun 22nd, 2006 04:12 PM
DamnthatDavid
Spider Bite and Knee Smashing

So, I got bit by some spider on my knee... and it was all strange colored and discolored. Then I smashed the knee (with spider bite) into the edge of a ladder while climbing it. Disgusting spider poision/puss and pain ensued.

Just keeping you all updated in my day to day life.

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