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Oct 26th, 2009 09:52 PM
Nick
Oct 26th, 2009 09:01 PM
bigtimecow
Oct 26th, 2009 08:52 PM
Tadao HEY!
Oct 26th, 2009 08:36 PM
Nick Even Tadao doesn't like it and we know how low his standards are.
Oct 26th, 2009 05:32 PM
Chojin it's a comedy site, not a library, you fgt

also your game is awful and unimpressive by any standard
Oct 26th, 2009 05:29 PM
Nick
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
durr.
You suck.
Oct 26th, 2009 05:23 PM
Tadao Oh! RoG, change your site now to be like theirs! I demand it!
Oct 26th, 2009 05:18 PM
kgp4death That last quote was supposed to say "I give you, a full game hack takes the most time and talent." My game is obviously not a full game hack nor is it meant to be. The quote is supposed to give well deserved respect to those that do full hacks not clam that I am one of those people. I have played Jomb's games over at badhacks I think he has lots of talent. However 90% of the other games on the site are not full game hacks (just sprite/text hacks which change nothing but look) thats all I was saying. Glad you agree that this is not a romhacker friendly site.
Oct 26th, 2009 04:09 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
I do not want my game reviewed here. I want rom hackers that used their free time to make something that they felt people would enjoy not to be shit on becuase they didn't change graphics.
You're dumber than I thought. What part of "I-Mockery.com" sounds to you like it might be a support group of rom hackers with self esteem issues?

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Good I am not here to impress anyone becuase my game is one of the better game hacks created (objectively) and if I really did care what people thought on this forum (which I don't) I could have went down the road of making the game a piece of crap (on a stick).
You do care about what the people on this board think. If you didn't, you wouldn't even be here right now. You would've just posted your link and disappeared. Instead, you've been drawn in, and now you anxiously log back onto the boards to see what people are saying in response to what you're saying, and you willingly spend your own time typing up responses to the people calling you, and your hack, garbage.

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So editing some dots in photoshop is rom hacking to you. Where all aspects of the game are the exactly the same except some graphics. I give you a full game hack takes the most time and talent.
Take a look at this:

http://www.i-mockery.com/romhacks/abnormal-family/

This hack, this masterpiece of shit, is an example of a "full game hack takes the most time and talent."

He edited the sprite, he edited the text, he edited the programming, he edited the music, he edited the manual! He made a fucking on-going storyline that ties together all the other hacks he's done.

What have you done? You flipped some level aspects around and changed Link's green clothes to black. Then you made two different text edits and called it two different hacks.

Your hack is nowhere near the level of a guy like Jomb. Not even close.
Oct 26th, 2009 04:08 PM
Phoenix Gamma First, he was all "hey guys look at my hack it's real cool I didn't change a damn thing".

Then he was all "hey guys why don't you like me my hacks are funny because penis"

Now he's all "I'm too good for you my hack is too good for you. nyah!"

It's like I really am talking to a 12 year old.
Oct 26th, 2009 01:43 PM
Chojin after the site reviews your hack, maybe they could review other comedy websites and shows too

cause that'd be hilarious

i mean, really, all you have to do is copy and paste
Oct 26th, 2009 01:42 PM
kgp4death
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Originally Posted by Sacks View Post
Then why are you trying to 'submit' it to this website?
I was going to but then had a gander at the hack review section.
Oct 26th, 2009 01:26 PM
Sacks
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
I do not want my game reviewed here.
Then why are you trying to 'submit' it to this website?
Oct 26th, 2009 01:19 PM
Chojin You've set yourself up so that your hack will not have value to anyone but yourself. Yet, you insist on showing it to everyone who will listen.

It's like masturbating on youtube.
Oct 26th, 2009 01:06 PM
kgp4death I do not want my game reviewed here. I want rom hackers that used their free time to make something that they felt people would enjoy not to be shit on becuase they didn't change graphics. I mean even "Parrallel worlds" which I think is one of the best rom hacks created didn't change that many graphics (ie it still looks like zelda). Good I am not here to impress anyone becuase my game is one of the better game hacks created (objectively) and if I really did care what people thought on this forum (which I don't) I could have went down the road of making the game a piece of crap (on a stick).
Oct 26th, 2009 11:46 AM
Skulhedface At this point, the hack would probably be marginally improved if Link didn't use the Master Sword so much as the Master Dick.
Oct 26th, 2009 09:27 AM
Sacks I think you're missing the fact that this is a humor website and it's not going to be very funny posting screenshots of a game that look exactly like the original and commenting on someone else using jokes that someone else already made over a decade ago. There is a reason all the hacks that get reviewed have poorly drawn dicks all over them.
Oct 26th, 2009 09:25 AM
Chojin Rom hacking involves at least a cursory glance at a hex editor and the more aspects of the game that are hacked, the better. Human beings are 70%+ visual, therefore images should be involved. Images are harder to replace than text, and sound is harder to replace than images.

The only way you could impress me with a text hack is if you personally coded in your own pointers to extend lines, but as we've already established you're just using someone else's editor to make minor changes to a game. It requires a minimum of effort and skill in hacking, and is not impressive to both the rom-hacking community and anyone who would play it - with or without knowledge of how rom hacking works.
Oct 26th, 2009 08:43 AM
kgp4death So editing some dots in photoshop is rom hacking to you. Where all aspects of the game are the exactly the same except some graphics. I give you, a full game hack takes the most time and talent. Some of us do not have the resources to supply the 12 person, 2 year collaboration effort that "Zelda: Parallel Worlds" took to create. I just think that promoting one type of hack and shitting on another is hypocritical that is all i am saying.
Oct 26th, 2009 08:32 AM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
well still all I was just saying is the "rom hack reviews" kinda turned into "sprite hack reviews" thats all I was saying.
changing text and levels isn't rom hacking, it's using an editor and/or being a faggot
Oct 26th, 2009 07:47 AM
kgp4death well still all I was just saying is the "rom hack reviews" kinda turned into "sprite hack reviews" thats all I was saying.
Oct 26th, 2009 07:03 AM
Chojin yeah, you have to post porn or insult Marathon to get in trouble around here
Oct 25th, 2009 10:56 PM
bigtimecow i told rog to stfu before and i'm still here
Oct 25th, 2009 03:04 AM
kgp4death The whole game has been hacked besides graphics. Over worlds hacked, text hacked, towns hacked, everything rearranged, 4 new moves to get trough puzzles, dungeons hacked, and bosses slightly hacked....(you say hack it terrible but its not even out yet). I am not going to argue with a mod but I just want to let other rom hackers know not to come here and expect to be welcomed if you don't change graphics. (which I think is a fair statement from experience). My "Fuck Art" jpeg was way after, but probably didn't get me any points
Oct 24th, 2009 11:23 PM
Dr. Boogie
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Originally Posted by kgp4death View Post
That may be the case and I am not saying anyone should review my game or anything (nor does it fit in here) I am just saying I wasn't expecting my ass gang raped
We've already pointed out to you, several times, that the reason you're getting all this is because your hack is terrible. All you did was change some words around, but you claim it's a tribute to Army of Darkness because of that. That is stupid.

Plus, you've been going around the boards whining about how everyone hates you. That isn't helping you, nor is doing stupid shit like going into the art forum to post your hilarious "art sucks" jpg.
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