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Jan 24th, 2010 10:32 PM
DevilWearsPrada close and goldmine
Jan 16th, 2010 05:02 PM
Kitsa Not sure, I think they're in some sort of stalemate over the VP taking over.

In the meantime, did they realize it's this easy?

Jan 16th, 2010 04:10 PM
Skulhedface Is the president still missing? Because if so, I'd like to send my bank account details RIGHT AWAY to the guy who just emailed me saying he was his brother, was worth a fortune and needed my bank account and my son to deposit his riches in, in hopes he'll be freed and I'll be made co-dictator!
Jan 13th, 2010 12:52 PM
robo_rob excellent
Jan 13th, 2010 12:11 PM
Dimnos WTF
Jan 13th, 2010 12:08 PM
Kitsa http://www.boners.com/grub/811909.html




I had to write a Choose Your Own Adventure in a summer writing class, eons ago. You had to do it in a composition book (this was before Word...before word processors, even), you couldn't tear out any pages if you screwed up, and it had to be around that college (Michigan Tech). I wrote "Houghton, Land of Doom!" It was pretty fun to write, although there are only so many different horrors that can befall someone in upper Michigan.
Jan 13th, 2010 11:33 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Love the T-Rex
Jan 13th, 2010 10:22 AM
Zhukov

I didn't notice those... acrobat people... in the first iteration.
Jan 13th, 2010 06:28 AM
Kitsa Here we go. Now with more dinosaurs!

Jan 13th, 2010 05:54 AM
kahljorn I don't really think you can help these sorts of countries really, their leaders are hella too corrupt/fucked up ;/ the best we can hope for is another president bush who will start another ""unjustified" war
Jan 13th, 2010 04:28 AM
Zhukov Start writing this book.
Jan 13th, 2010 04:06 AM
executioneer If you want to help Dr. Leon Sumbiches get his uncle's inheritance , turn to 419.
If you want to risk incurring the wrath of the governor, turn to 126.
Jan 13th, 2010 03:42 AM
Kitsa Thanks. Could've been better with a little time/effort, but I wasn't up to either.

Edit: forgot the dinosaur. Maybe tomorrow.
Jan 13th, 2010 12:18 AM
Pentegarn That was a nice piece of business Kitsa
Jan 12th, 2010 11:25 PM
Zhukov In all likelihood the guy is dead. I'd be willing to bet money on this.
Jan 12th, 2010 11:08 PM
Kitsa Quick n' Dirty.

Jan 12th, 2010 10:00 PM
robo_rob One decision and the Vice President is revealed to be behind it all, one wrong decision and a dinosaur eats you.
Jan 12th, 2010 09:56 PM
Kitsa It's the kind of statement that inspires fourth graders to action!
Jan 12th, 2010 09:25 PM
executioneer the title of this thread would also make a good title for a Choose Your Own Adventure book, exclamation point and all

over 41 endings!
Jan 12th, 2010 07:22 PM
robo_rob
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2) Why reassure the BBC before your own people?
Maybe there's something with Nigeria that the rest of the world doesn't know yet.
Jan 12th, 2010 06:58 PM
Kitsa so they said he placed a call to the BBC to let them know he was A-ok.

1) How the hell would anyone know it was really him?

2) Why reassure the BBC before your own people?
Jan 12th, 2010 04:41 PM
Colonel Flagg With all due respect, I prefer to help those less fortunate children right in my own backyard.

http://www.adopt.org/assembled/acdv_services.html

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Jan 12th, 2010 01:58 PM
Pentegarn ^^^

This

Besides, what could I teach kids in Africa that would help them in their day to day lives?
Jan 12th, 2010 01:40 PM
Tadao Aint no way I'm getting on an internet connection with Africa.
Jan 12th, 2010 01:30 PM
elx dont be such a grumpybutt grannygut! this is the best thing you can do for the vulnerable children living on a fourth world continent.
those other organizations will just want you to feed them or shelter them from the hot african sun, or maybe provide them with an education or medical supplies, but HERE as a MENTOR you can give long lasting HEART and LOVE and INSPIRE them with the wonderful marvelous INTERNET.
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