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Apr 2nd, 2005 12:11 AM | |||
AChimp |
Oh man... I haven't laughed at something so hard since... well, I forget when. ![]() ![]() |
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Apr 1st, 2005 03:40 PM | |||
kahljorn |
"Put it in an unplugged paper shredder for 15 years while you struggle with this gripping decision, Max."![]() |
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Apr 1st, 2005 01:21 PM | |||
Immortal Goat | If that were the case, then we could call you a vegetable, but that wouldn't be the correct medical term for you. You would be better classified as "worthless shit". | ||
Apr 1st, 2005 01:00 PM | |||
Bell E. Laffs | Why do they call them vegetables, is it because nobody wants them, that's kinda cruel! | ||
Apr 1st, 2005 12:13 PM | |||
Immortal Goat | Put it in an unplugged paper shredder for 15 years while you struggle with this gripping decision, Max. | ||
Apr 1st, 2005 09:58 AM | |||
mburbank | I wrote a living will, but then I spilled my coffee all over it, and the ink ran, and it's now totally illegible. I think as soon as I stopped being able to read it it wasn't a 'living' will anymore, or even a will at all, and I really want to just recycle it with dignity. The problem is, I never wrote in my living will what I wanted done with it if it ever ceased to be legible, even though I'm pretty sure I meant to. | ||
Apr 1st, 2005 02:09 AM | |||
KevinTheOmnivore |
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Apr 1st, 2005 02:03 AM | |||
Command Prompt |
The crappy made for tv movie about this better not pre-empt something worth while on tv. "Just when you thought the country that gives the death penalty to the mentally retarted couldn't sink any lower, ABC presents a new gripping drama in this made-for-tv movie: STARVED TO DEATH: The Terri Schiavo Story the story of two selfish parents that couldn't let go and a bunch of idiotic hangers-on try to keep someone thats been dead for 15 years' bodily functions in tact because obviously someone thats suffered such deliberating brain damage can live as rich and full a life as a normal person or some such bullshit." Peace out Terri, you deserved better 15 years ago. Too bad our species is too smart to realize how fucking stupid it is. Oh, and If I'm ever a vegatable, please pull the fucking plug, and donate my penis to the museum of female satisfaction. |
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Mar 31st, 2005 10:23 PM | |||
Gurlugon |
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Mar 31st, 2005 06:50 PM | |||
Emu |
the we are idiots sign is gold ![]() |
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Mar 31st, 2005 06:08 PM | |||
Zebra 3 |
[center:b9dfa3efe1]![]() Can't wait 'till the cops start cracking skulls![/center:b9dfa3efe1] |
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Mar 31st, 2005 05:56 PM | |||
Slinky Ferret |
Thats really fucking tight. ![]() |
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Mar 31st, 2005 05:00 PM | |||
kellychaos | Her body is listed on E-Bay under "bottle-openers". | ||
Mar 31st, 2005 04:22 PM | |||
Immortal Goat |
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Mar 31st, 2005 02:31 PM | |||
Cosmo Electrolux |
So did I, but then again, I'm just a smoozer....what do I know. But, she did outlive Howell Heflin, former senator from Alabama.... |
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Mar 31st, 2005 01:29 PM | |||
AChimp |
Dammit, I was betting on the Pope to beat her. ![]() |
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Mar 31st, 2005 11:38 AM | |||
rockets redglare | At the very least, there's still the autopsy to look forward to | ||
Mar 31st, 2005 11:32 AM | |||
Chojin | No way, cause this isn't the end of this story. ;< | ||
Mar 31st, 2005 11:26 AM | |||
El Blanco | Well, she's dead now. Can someone lock this? | ||
Mar 31st, 2005 11:15 AM | |||
Emu |
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Mar 31st, 2005 11:10 AM | |||
mburbank | So how many more days does she have to live before someone suggests it's a miracle? | ||
Mar 31st, 2005 11:10 AM | |||
Cosmo Electrolux |
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Mar 31st, 2005 11:09 AM | |||
FS | Now all Michael Schiavo has to do is change his identity to avoid the thousands ready to lynch him as a murderer. | ||
Mar 31st, 2005 11:04 AM | |||
Miss Modular |
Yes, they did. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...hts_schiavo_dc PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (Reuters) - Terri Schiavo, the brain-damaged Florida woman at the heart of a bitter right-to-die dispute that drew in the U.S. Congress and President Bush, died on Thursday, 13 days after a court halted her tube feeding, a spokesman for her parents said. |
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Mar 31st, 2005 11:02 AM | |||
Emu | They apparently announced that she's officially dead now. | ||
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