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Feb 24th, 2011 04:50 AM
Zomboid If you had an entrance sound, it would be a pained groan.
Feb 22nd, 2011 09:02 PM
Nick Wait, when was Valentines day? Oh shit!
Feb 22nd, 2011 07:53 AM
Pentegarn
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Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy View Post
There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia.
That may be in the top 1 funniest things you have posted
Feb 19th, 2011 05:46 PM
Chojin i made some chick upset because i didn't want to come see her on v-day. tbh i kinda forgot it was v-day. she warned me beforehand that she was on the rag and bitchy so it might not be the best day to hang out. i was like 'ok cool thanks for the heads up, some other time then', but apparently it was just a trap. i quickly leapt to not giving a fuck about the ensuing weepstorm.

Feb 18th, 2011 02:48 PM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy View Post
There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia.
Suckiness of the situation aside, this is brilliant.
Feb 18th, 2011 01:21 AM
Tadao
Feb 18th, 2011 12:38 AM
Shyandquietguy
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Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
I got dumped


What a fantastic Valentines.
There is not one single non-venomous thing in Australia.
Feb 16th, 2011 10:18 PM
Big McLargehuge My best friend got dumped on valentines day, i got dumped less than a two weeks after my dad died.
Feb 16th, 2011 12:31 AM
MLE coincidence. we'd been getting more and more distanced for about two years, but i was just the one to see it first.
Feb 16th, 2011 12:30 AM
Kitsa Was it inspired by the looming anniversary, or was that coincidence?
Feb 16th, 2011 12:26 AM
MLE I broke up with Eric about a week before our 6 year anniversary.
Feb 16th, 2011 12:22 AM
Kitsa Still, people seem to pick the damnedest times. Maybe they're buckling under society's expectations or some such shit. Or maybe some sort of selfish stock-taking, I don't know.

I was dumped on my 21st birthday and I cried on the couch all day and drank an entire bottle of wine.
Feb 16th, 2011 12:09 AM
executioneer you gotta make your own romance holidays, not base your lovelife on dead catholic saints for fucksake
Feb 16th, 2011 12:02 AM
Kitsa That really fucking sucks, Zhukov I'm sorry.
Feb 16th, 2011 12:02 AM
Zhukov Not SO bad though, since I didn't think we were really suited for each other, and I was sort of thinking about when I would break up with her. Still sore though.
Feb 15th, 2011 11:55 PM
executioneer o shit
Feb 15th, 2011 11:54 PM
Zhukov I got dumped


What a fantastic Valentines.
Feb 15th, 2011 03:03 AM
Fathom Zero S'okay Willie. I spent the day in a darkroom and listening to some thirty-three-and-a-thirds that I got from dead people.
Feb 14th, 2011 10:51 PM
executioneer man fuck it i'm not spending 40 bucks and driving an hour and a half to sit by myself

i'm doing that now
Feb 14th, 2011 10:12 PM
Kitsa Meanwhile, girls who "get" shit never seem to get the opportunity.
Feb 14th, 2011 09:54 PM
Grislygus
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE???
I THOUGHT THE FORMER WOULD REQUIRE THE LATTER BA-DUM PSH
Feb 14th, 2011 09:47 PM
Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.
Yeah the stupid ones. YOU MEAN BEING ABLE TO TRICK HER INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME AND HAVING A MATCHING SENSE OF HUMOR ARE MUTUALLY EXCLUSIVE???
Feb 14th, 2011 06:49 PM
Big McLargehuge
I will refer to Maria Bamford as a comedian and not a "comedienne".
Feb 14th, 2011 03:52 PM
executioneer i'm going to see maria bamford, though
Feb 14th, 2011 03:08 PM
Tadao I'd rather go by myself anyways. Women have no sense of humor and it ruins the fun when you have to explain things to them that they will never get.
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