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Feb 5th, 2004 09:45 AM
Matt Harty OLD RAISINS
Feb 5th, 2004 08:22 AM
glowbelly i'm fine with dying, i just don't particularly want to do it today.

oh, and rog...what you drank was closer to wine than poison. so CHILL OUT MAN.
Feb 5th, 2004 08:18 AM
Dole Hey, acceptance of our ultimate destiny doesnt necessarily preclude the happy happy joy joys!!
Feb 5th, 2004 08:14 AM
glowbelly HOORAY!! HAPPY DAY!!

whoops. wrong thread.
Feb 5th, 2004 08:13 AM
Dole There is no might about it Rog, you will DIE!! As we all will.
Feb 5th, 2004 07:31 AM
Cosmo Electrolux I'll give you a list of poeple to kill before you expire Rog...
Feb 5th, 2004 07:24 AM
SMN I will take it!! I know what it takes for this website to be good. I've surfed the main site since december 1999, have seen every written peice at least five times, I also started doing small message board stuff in July 2001. I quit for 2 1/2 years. I can do it!!!

U CAN COUNT ON ME!
Feb 4th, 2004 10:12 PM
pissed off salesman Or get teh cast of upright citizen's brigade as mourners.
Feb 4th, 2004 10:01 PM
ProfessorCool If there is a open casket at your funeral you must tell the undertake to put on your goggles and picklehat.

I had severe food posioning when i ate this 5 year old box of pizza rolls that lied in the back of my fridge.

They were green inside, but i was desperate.
Feb 4th, 2004 09:47 PM
executioneer i have a starwars episode 1 can of pepsi in my fridge and I'm saving it for when episode 3 comes out on DVD

-willie
Feb 4th, 2004 09:17 PM
Comrade Rocket I bought sour milk at the store once. It was really gross and smelled bad, i would have horked but we were in RainbowBrites car and i did want him to crash.
Feb 4th, 2004 09:06 PM
ArrowX To day in art we fount this bottle of Crap labled Steel Glue(most like ley fro the kids in our AV calss's Drink commercial Assignment) Anyway it was like Black Paint, Red Powerade, and a little pad of steel Wool at the bottom and we tricked my friend into drinking some of it and by the end of the day he was all Dizzy and stuff....then my teacher threatened to kill me in one of his Drug unduced rages!
Feb 4th, 2004 08:59 PM
pissed off salesman If you wann vomit stuff up in a hurry just get the norfilk agent virus, ut's impossible to keep from puking!
Feb 4th, 2004 08:55 PM
ultra perfect cell I'LL RULE IN YOU PLACE, ROG! I hope you don't die though, you're a great webmaster. Once, I drank this beer, and it expired in, like, 1998. Also, I had this ketchup pack, and it was green. I poured some sour milk in it and waited on week. I gave to my friend on, I think it was a Thursday and I told my friend it was cake icing. He's all like, "If it's cake icing, why in the FUCK does it say 'ketchup'?" and I said, "It was ketchup, but I cleaned it completley and added cake icing instead." Anyway, he ate it, and he threw up, like, 2 or 3 times in a row. He was out sick for 4 days. the following day, he beat the shit out of me.
Feb 4th, 2004 08:44 PM
EverythingWillSuck I drank some expired OJ once.,

Tasted like bologna juice.
Feb 4th, 2004 08:43 PM
I am Amingo what garbage can dida she use, Amingo is hungrey.

el yeeha :homeless
Feb 4th, 2004 08:21 PM
HickMan Lunch Lady minimock
Feb 4th, 2004 08:16 PM
Cap'n Crunch I swear that I got some mayo today in those little packets at school, and it was like clear yellow. It was still cold too. I brought it up to the lunch lady and told her to taste it and she threw it out. She said that's the way it was made.
Feb 4th, 2004 08:13 PM
HickMan One time..I mean this time..I drank a can of beer and it was October 2003...and it expired October 2001
Feb 4th, 2004 07:38 PM
TeRRaNuSER OMG A WHOLE BOTTLE!! YOURE NOT SERIOUS, OMG WHAT WAS IT LIKE?
Feb 4th, 2004 07:37 PM
FartinMowler If Boogie takes over this post would have been deleted like my "I ate a whole bottle of Olives" thread.
Feb 4th, 2004 07:34 PM
TeRRaNuSER mine was still fully carbinated 'wild cherry btw' and after washing the rust off of the top it was almost new, except for the faded logo of a company that has long since been bankrupt
Feb 4th, 2004 07:31 PM
AChimp I drank a 2L bottle of Orange Crush from 1986 once. It was completely flat, but was still surprisingly sweet. The sides of the bottle were imploding, though... :/
Feb 4th, 2004 07:28 PM
TeRRaNuSER i once drank a can of soda that i found while changing the pipes under my house, it expired in the early 90s, it was delicious
Feb 4th, 2004 07:24 PM
Drev I'LL TAKE CHARGE!

I hope you don't have to have your stomach pumped.
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