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Aug 7th, 2010 06:42 PM
Pentegarn I was going to go there, but I didn't have the guts
Aug 7th, 2010 06:34 PM
Tadao Did you try offering her a Jew?
Aug 7th, 2010 06:25 PM
Pentegarn Tell her the last friend a Hitler had was Eva Braun and it didn't turn out well for her
Aug 7th, 2010 12:17 PM
MarioRPG Always inquire about benefits. That's just smart business practice.
Aug 7th, 2010 10:47 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Did you ask about the benefits?
Aug 7th, 2010 09:37 AM
Zhukov I leant in to kiss Miss Hitler and she told me that she just wanted to be friends.
Aug 3rd, 2010 09:34 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost I signed up for one of those sites in 2003 after breaking up with an ex. Then again in 2008 or so. I read my old profile and realized attitudes change.
Aug 3rd, 2010 06:35 AM
Zhukov LOL.

I actually got a message form an older woman... well, older than me; 37, and I replied with so much gutso that I think I scared her off and she never got back to me.
Aug 3rd, 2010 06:29 AM
Pentegarn Willy's right, there's some scary ladies on there, not the good kind of scary either. My first response was so scary I quietly deleted it without responding and pretended I never saw it
Aug 3rd, 2010 01:02 AM
Tadao Scary ladies are the best
Aug 3rd, 2010 12:37 AM
executioneer well i got two messages and both ladies are scary for various reasons so i havent said anything to them yet(not that that is really exceptional ALL LADIES ARE SCARY )
Aug 3rd, 2010 12:23 AM
Zhukov

Good stuff William. Any good results?

On a related note, the 'joke' site that someone set up in my name has gotten one or two messages too, nobody interesting though.
Aug 3rd, 2010 12:10 AM
executioneer off / back on topic, i started a okcupid account when this thread was started and proceeded to ignore it completely until yesterday, and whaddaya know ladies actually have been messaging me, i guess okcupids jerkish tendency to nag you to make contact with others has SOME benefits
Aug 3rd, 2010 12:06 AM
Zhukov <<< This guy, anyway.
Aug 2nd, 2010 11:45 PM
executioneer ys basically, and also the young ones
Aug 2nd, 2010 03:42 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Is Bottom the same people as Filthy, Rich and Catflop?
Aug 1st, 2010 03:16 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by s1e5, 's up
Eddie: When did you last go to church?
Richie: Well I don't have to go -- I'm Church of England. What are you, Eddie?
Eddie: I don't know.
Richie: Well, what was your mother?
Eddie: A wrestler.
Richie: Well, maybe that's enough general knowledge for one day.
Aug 1st, 2010 08:25 AM
Zhukov I didn't know Eddie's mother was a wrestler
Aug 1st, 2010 07:42 AM
executioneer i was making a bottom reference
Aug 1st, 2010 07:15 AM
Zhukov
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Originally Posted by Nick View Post
What's she look like?
She smells like a fresh shower and looks a lot like a warm summer day, if that helps. Oh, also brunette and hot.
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is SHE a wrestler
That would be awesome but I don't know yet. Is there a wrestler called Hitler? If there is let me know, I could use that to my advantage.

"It's not that bad! Nobody has even heard of ADOLF Hitler, it's a famous name because of the wrestler. I swear."
Aug 1st, 2010 05:42 AM
executioneer is SHE a wrestler
Aug 1st, 2010 05:40 AM
executioneer was her mother a wrestler
Aug 1st, 2010 04:40 AM
Fathom Zero lololololollolololololol
Aug 1st, 2010 04:14 AM
Zhukov So she didn't want me to know her last name for some reason, and I was all "haha, what's wrong with it? Is it something like "Penis" or "Hitler" or what?" and she was all "OMG you guessed it! Wow." and I thought she was joking but her last name is Hitler
Jul 31st, 2010 05:22 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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ASK HER HOW SHALLOW SHE WANTS IT.
I dislexioioio'd the H AND W
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