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Dec 5th, 2007 04:27 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by HickMan View Post
I liked Bill Nye better because of the deep ominous voice that always commented on Bill's fuckups.
Played by local celebrity Pat Cashman.

Both him and Bill Nye came off the same local television show "Almost Live" which was famous for a kung fu skit featuring a camera with legs sprouting from the bottom of the lense.
Dec 1st, 2007 01:40 AM
Angryhydralisk Bill Nye was on Battlebots as well, taking up as much footage of the 2-minute snore-fests involving robots with chainsaws and shit.
Nov 29th, 2007 11:16 PM
Shyandquietguy I like Bill Nye because he threw shit in a pool.
Nov 27th, 2007 11:28 PM
nothing4buddha http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5g...72VpAD8T2G8182
lol
Nov 27th, 2007 11:12 PM
AlliSabbah I was tempted to say Nye but then I saw he was on some Model reality show so Ive disowned him. Ill give it to that Beakman guy even though I'm not sure who he is.
Nov 27th, 2007 11:00 PM
nothing4buddha bill nye is the man. 'nuff said
Nov 27th, 2007 09:30 PM
Girl Drink Drunk As far as shows go, Bill Nye, but in a fight Beakman (hell, I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley).
Nov 27th, 2007 03:04 PM
MarioRPG Bill Nye because it is his birthday.
Nov 26th, 2007 09:48 AM
HungryWantBiddy in a fight: beakman.

but Nye's show was gooder.
Nov 26th, 2007 02:06 AM
Seven Force Beakman all the way
Nov 25th, 2007 08:49 PM
Vila Beakman of course.
Oct 30th, 2007 03:03 PM
noob3 bill nye because i grew up watching him he's the science guy is beakman? i dont think so
Oct 30th, 2007 12:28 PM
Grislygus The instructions weren't clear enough! I was just a child, dammit, and one my science shows supplied me with misleading factoids. I never believed again. Not even in fairies.

(Except the Cottingley Fairies. Those are totally real).
Oct 29th, 2007 06:39 PM
Dr. Boogie He probably meant that you couldn't unless you could form a seal around and between both straws with your lips.
Oct 29th, 2007 04:20 PM
Grislygus Beakman's show told me that you cannot drink from a glass using two straws simultaneously, which is a filthy damned lie and I will never forgive him for it.

What? Oh, right. Yeah, Beakman could probably take Bill Nye.
Oct 27th, 2007 01:38 AM
MLE Yeah, when it comes to one of those two, I'd definetly pick Bill Nye.
Oct 27th, 2007 01:35 AM
HickMan I liked Bill Nye better because of the deep ominous voice that always commented on Bill's fuckups.
Oct 26th, 2007 10:59 PM
MLE I laughed out loud at your Finlay remark.

PS - Mr. Wizard was the shit.

PPS - As was 3, 2, 1, Contact.
Oct 26th, 2007 01:23 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud Beakman is obviously a badass. Look at that face:

Not only is he obviously bent of global domination, he also has the balls to pattern his hairstyle after the Bride of Frankenstein.

He obvious doesn't give a shit what you think.

He is able to force grown men into rat suits. He willingly allows children to handle possibly dangerous chemicals. He appears to have slain at least one lab assistant during the course of the show (What the fuck happened to Josie?!?).

The man is stone-cold. Don't fuck with him.

Paul Zoloom, the guy who plays Beakman looks like a dead-eyed serial killer twisted by his time hosting a kid's show. His desire to be a serious actor unrequited, twisted, and shattered. His moral integrity destroyed, he is only a rejected role away from eating your face with some fava beans.



Also his middle name in Finlay, and he loves to fight.
Oct 26th, 2007 12:44 AM
DeadKennedys Beakman. He had a guy in a rat costume.
Oct 25th, 2007 11:09 PM
Sethomas
Beakman or Bill Nye

To me, it's obvious that you're a retarded twat if you don't recognize that Beakman would beat the fucking piss out of Bill Nye and then make him drink that piss.

Discuss.

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