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Nov 19th, 2010 08:14 PM
Evil Robot These arent cars but I just thought I would mention it. http://www.hovercraft.com
Nov 19th, 2010 07:55 AM
executioneer THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT
Nov 19th, 2010 06:56 AM
Pentegarn Maybe they meant what they typed and they are a crazy bomb person :P
Nov 18th, 2010 10:19 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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I love it when people say they're going to have a blast tonite.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/tonite
Nov 18th, 2010 09:38 PM
Zomboid Oh, right...you say "mum".
Nov 18th, 2010 06:27 PM
Fathom Zero My Oldsmobile Achieva broke the fuck down and I never even drove it. Like ever, even for a second. The garbage pile is still sitting in the parking lot, the plum monstrosity. My mum insists on getting a bra for it so it looks good, but I could care less at this point.
Nov 18th, 2010 06:21 PM
Dimnos Well then what is your dealer pushing these days?
Nov 18th, 2010 05:49 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I haven't.
Nov 18th, 2010 05:43 PM
Dimnos You been to the Dr recently 10k?
Nov 18th, 2010 05:38 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I love it when people say they're going to have a blast tonite.
Nov 18th, 2010 05:38 PM
Zomboid No prob, G! That's nowhere near as bad as when people say "defiantly" instead of "definitely." Sad, sad times.

edit: I fucking hate page Brak.
Nov 18th, 2010 05:37 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
Spoilers!
Nov 18th, 2010 05:34 PM
Dimnos Your right Zomboid. Brakes. My bad.
Nov 18th, 2010 05:27 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost EXORCISE
Nov 18th, 2010 05:21 PM
Zomboid ...brakes.
Nov 18th, 2010 03:05 PM
Dimnos I dont see what is so very unprofessional about that break job? Aside from the fact he obviously isnt doing it at work. But for all you girls out there that is exactly how you do it.
Nov 18th, 2010 07:40 AM
Pentegarn
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Was this your card?
Nov 16th, 2010 06:54 PM
Evil Robot http://youtu.be/CaIa1C_C-f8
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Nov 16th, 2010 11:58 AM
kahljorn DUDES SO STRESSED ABOUT HIS CAR HE CANT RELAX EVEN FOR A SECOND
Nov 16th, 2010 11:56 AM
Dimnos Breaks are easy though. You probably dont even need a damn manual.
Nov 16th, 2010 01:23 AM
WhiteRat The Chilton's and Haynes guides are huge money savers. Had one for my 94 Saturn SC2 back in the day...I became very familiar with that engine thanks to Haynes.
Nov 14th, 2010 10:00 PM
Evil Robot

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your money
Nov 14th, 2010 12:18 PM
Evil Robot Dont you take that tone with me.
Nov 14th, 2010 02:52 AM
Phoenix Gamma
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BTW gamma, you need to have your "breaks" fixed, not looked at. Looking at them isn't going to do anything.
No, see, I don't need them fixed. I have a friend with "break vision". He looks at things and they magically change into new breaks. He has to wear special sunglasses to prevent him from turning everything into breaks but it's really handy fo-NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK BUT WHEN YOU TAKE THE CAR TO THE GARAGE YOU SAY "HEY MY BREAKS ARE ACTING UP BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL IS. TAKE A LOOK AT THEM BROSKI" AND THEY DO AND THEY TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS AND YOU SAY "SURE MAN GO FOR IT."

MAN I'M HUNGRY. I GONNA GO GET SOME FOOD. BTW I'M GONNA EAT THE FOOD TOO. JUST IN CASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS JUST GONNA GET THE FOOD AND HOLD IT.
Nov 14th, 2010 02:08 AM
Shyandquietguy Hi, Evil Robot!

Blinker fluid! ( 8*DE
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