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Mar 28th, 2005 08:17 PM
Guitar Woman Congrats glowbelly.


BTW: Make sure you always have a pot of coffee on hand when you take him home, because he'll be keeping you up into the wee hours of the night. Trust me.
Mar 28th, 2005 07:56 PM
McClain
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soon glowbelly will have no time for us because of that baby, it will be like on of those sitcoms where the elder child feels neglected when the baby comes
Not true. I have a 16 month old daughter and I manage to squeeze in some time to visit the forums. Then again, I fled the scene once she was born and haven't made contact since. I plan on coming back in her life when she's 17 and wants closure during her adolescent identity crisis. I also plan on being completely dependent on Endust huffing, smell like kimchee and have been remarried three times - twice to Las Vegas transvestite showgirls.
Mar 28th, 2005 07:18 PM
ArrowX then the doll bought at the flea market tells him to kill it? Or is that going too far in this case?
Mar 28th, 2005 05:51 PM
the_dudefather soon glowbelly will have no time for us because of that baby, it will be like on of those sitcoms where the elder child feels neglected when the baby comes
Mar 28th, 2005 04:39 PM
kellychaos A couple minutes in the world and the kid has a backstage pass bracelet. I've never been backstage!
Mar 28th, 2005 04:32 PM
DJ Potatoe Kudos! Great 1/2 a minute photoshop work
Mar 28th, 2005 02:28 PM
ArrowX Holy Crap Chojin That Fucking Ruled
Mar 28th, 2005 01:31 PM
McClain YESSS!
Mar 28th, 2005 01:30 PM
Chojin
Mar 28th, 2005 10:46 AM
McClain They don't show anything remotely close to the actual experience on television. Half the time the lady makes a couple grunts and a clean baby is handed to the father.

In reality that shit will blow your mind. The actual birth is wacky and should be rated "M" for mature.

Like watching a bloody melon squeeze through two cuts of swollen, raw sirloin.

Like watching the insides of Chicken Cordon Bleu squirt out, except instead of cheese and diced ham, it's a giant, slime-covered ham that blinks. BLINKS!
Mar 28th, 2005 08:29 AM
the_dudefather
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck
oh... oh god, I can't stop laughing
oh my god... they dont show that bit on tv anyway
Mar 28th, 2005 06:22 AM
FS Man, they are ugly when they just come out, aren't they?
Mar 28th, 2005 01:05 AM
DeadKennedys By the way, you haven't lived until you've seen a doctor elbow-deep inside someone's torso.
Mar 28th, 2005 12:58 AM
Alive wow inside eh? you learn something new everyday But congrats anyway!
Mar 28th, 2005 12:51 AM
DeadKennedys
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck
oh... oh god, I can't stop laughing
Mar 28th, 2005 12:27 AM
Jeanette X Wha...I don't visit General Blabber for a while and something like this happens?!

WOW!

Congratulations Karen and Brian!

Welcome to the world Jacob! Don't worry kid, you'll get used to it after a while.
Mar 28th, 2005 12:22 AM
glowbelly i hate changing my sig

it was painful. there was a moment where i completely zoned out and was mumbling to brian "i don't know what's happening i have no idea what's going on." that's right before they redosed my epidural and i was going through the hardest part of labor AGAIN because of the regression.

no matter though, cause this young lad came screaming into the world:



his hair was green cause he pooped inside of me the stupid fuck
Mar 27th, 2005 01:08 PM
ArrowX I was outside my moms room when she had my little sister and judging from all the yelling I'd say that stuff must hurt like amotherfucker So congrats for having a kid and endure such pain. I'm sure It'll be worth it.
Mar 27th, 2005 11:18 AM
McClain $20 says she has the baby tomorrow.
Mar 27th, 2005 09:27 AM
Chojin Just 1 more day to go!
Mar 27th, 2005 08:01 AM
glowbelly thanks, everyone!

i honestly thought to myself after i saw him for the first time that i was supposed to say that he was going to be called gorlock the destroyer, but i was strapped to a table, couldn't feel my legs and i think the surgeon was tugging on my internal organs to get them back into the right position.

yup.

c-section. after 14 hours of labor and actually getting to the point where i was allowed to push, my labor regressed and we had to make the tough decision to take him c-section. we ended up making the right one as my doctor and my midwife both told me after the surgery that he wasn't coming out the natural way.

he's gorgeous. of course i'm biased, but he is. he looks like brian, but i think he has my eyes. he was 7 pounds, 12 ounces and was 20.5" long.

i'm fine. it's amazing that i had major surgery a week ago and i feel as good as i do. i have to remind myself to take it easy, though.

that's all for now. the babe is asleep so i'm going to try to do the same.

thanks again, everyone :D i'll post pictures of him soon.
Mar 25th, 2005 06:07 AM
Slinky Ferret Congratulations
Mar 24th, 2005 11:56 AM
McClain It's good to hear you have a healthy baby boy! Yay for Karen and baby Jacob and the name of the guy who stuck his penis in your vagina hole! (don't remember his name)

I don't suppose you registered for a baby rocket? I can get you one, you know. They strap on like a backpack and they propel your infant to the clouds. Their descent is cushioned with a parachute and the entire contraption offers extra neck support, 'cause you know, infants' necks are like a wet noodle attached to a bocce ball.
Mar 24th, 2005 09:51 AM
Blackjack Congrats, congrats!

I gues someone needs to repopulate the world following the mass genocide of the Kill Everyone Project :/
Mar 23rd, 2005 07:02 AM
pants/rewind i remember when i was her only baby

;(

but seriously a baby is definatley rockin!
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