I jump to conclusions and I like to ask questions that can be answered by a little looking.

i have the worst taste in everything ever

I agree with Sniperwulf's statement :/ (whoops, was meant for Jeff)

The opinions of deluded fanboys are always worth hearing!

For how long I've actively been here, you'd think people would have some clue as to who I am by now.

I like to smoke the pipe because I am cool.

I like to refresh threads on the internet so I can post my reponses accordingly. I eat nothing but easy mac and I shit myself to YTMNDs with chuck norris.

I'm a chiseled stud who's been laid more than anyone here ten times over. I shouldn't be here.

I would like captain bubba to take my butt virginity

I'm jealous of Seven Force's decadent, hot, oily alternative lifestyle.

decedent

n : someone who is no longer alive


I'm into the kinky shit.

REAL men speak Canton.

MY avatar gives seizures, but who gives a fuck?

Captain Bubba has already taken my Butt Virginity, Twice!

CAN YOU TELL, I'M A TROMA FAN!

Who am I?

Back off or I'll shoot you with an air pistol.

hey guys i'm a guy!

I'm a pretty great guy!

I know the clue to absurdist humor is to avoid the pitfalls of contrived randomness and internet kitch icons.

I'm from Norway! That means I wear face paint and listen to Black Metal 24/7!

LELOO DALLAS MULTIPASS

Hey guys I know that you say that I'm too much of an SA goon around here, but I just found something over there that I think you guys should see!!

I'm audtioning to be a young Penguin in the next Batman villan spinoff movie.