Jizzed in my Mom's face
She licked it up wanting more
Sister was jealous

Clean the streets at night
By setting the bums on fire
Shooting is noisy

I'm sick of writing
These goddamn fucking haikus
Last one coming up

At last, the goal reached!
And was it even worth it?
No, but the thread lives!

This thread should live on
It's like it's your main concern
With threads you post in

How does one get banned? :confused
Be a racist or post porn :eek
Fucktard thread okay :)

Way to make sense, Max
Haiku communication
Is not your best type

she sells seasshells by the sea shore.

It's Milhouse again
You didn't do a Haiku
Next time learn to read

first, i hated max
then i thought he was funny
now i know he sucks :(

The faggot tried jokes
Big McLargehuge tried insults
He's still a fucktard :lol

i am a fucktard?
but i've noticed you say that
to all the boys ;)

Well, I'm not Gadzooks
But Rongi had told me once
That Mad Max is Sam :(

That sure is a sad story
Milhouse the NON-VET >:
Sry :(

Three and a half years >:
That qualifies as a vet
STOP BEING A JERK :(

Cap'n Crunch was cool. :rolleyes
He should start posting again. :rolleyes
I am in his ass. :rolleyes

I sure feel bad
about being a jerk
was having a bad day :(


i <3 u milhouse

No hard feelings, jerk
Just kidding, you're not a jerk
I was out of line :(

I made that Haiku
And I didn't even think
That means it's all true :D

I dun think we're doing it right
our haikus are a bunch of haikonts
wait.. what? :(

YOU KNOW IT IS ME
I GOT A NEW I S P
I AM SO LONELY :(

UPDATE YOUR WEBSITE
AND NOT JUST CHANGING COLORS
ON THE PAGE, "HITLER"

IT IS IN THE WORKS
I AM MAKING COMICS NOW
ROG IS A FAGGOT

It is haiku time.
Halavah and the blintzes.
Jackpotrzebie!

I call this one Ode to Max:

Fucktard Fucktard Fuck
Fucktard Fucktard Fucktard Fuck
Fucktard Fucktard Fuck

STEALING FAGGOT